Hello everyone and welcome to tonight's show.  Tonights special guest is Chris Mathers from Hardball.  He will be showing us just how hard his balls really are.

On with the show....Tonight's topic is: [b]Top 10 Presidential Slogans for 2004[/b]

[b]10[/b]  John Kerry...The only canidate with really great hair.

[b]9[/b]    Al Sharpton...I want to be elected, selected, but not rejected.

[b]8[/b]    Al Gore...Free cigars for anyone that votes for me.

[b]7[/b]    Hillary Clinton...It takes a village to raise your taxes.

[b]6[/b]    Gray Davis...I can do for the nation what I did for California.

[b]5[/b]    Joe Leiberman...It will take a Jew to fix an economy this bad.

[b]4[/b]    Ralph Nader...Hey, I got nothing else to do.

[b]3[/b]    Eric Cartman...The hell with Iraq and North Korea....Blame Canada!!

[b]2[/b]    Libertarian Party Canidate....Disillusioned?  Angry?  White?  The I'm your man.


and the number 1 Presidential Slogans for 2004

[b]1[/b]    George W. Bush...Give me 4 more years and I'll give you North Korea and Syria!!!

Thank You and have a great night!!!!

Sgtar15

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GOOD ONES!

well. it would be a toss up between Bush and Cartman. But hey Eric isn't old enough to be president.

LoL...funny stuff [:p]

[LOL]

sgtar15, you're in rare form lately.

Thanks guys...I personnaly didn't think it was that good.

Sgtar15

Your Top 10 lists crack me up.

But I miss the "Ask sgtar15..." thread.  You should start another.  That was some fun.