I can't stop laughing about this.
This idiot women likes to walk her little rat dog (cockapoo?) off leash. That's fine by me, except the thing will not stay off our property. It actually comes up to the front door and whines. If you go outside, it'll stay just out of reach, whining and pissing itself.
Needless to say, this drives my hunting dogs crazy. Today, they started barking their heads off. I looked out the window and didn't see anything so I went and opened the front door so they could look out. Oops. The dogs heard the little rat coming from up the block. I was feeling a little cranky and when I saw the rat make a beeline for the porch, I tapped my female on the back of the head and she took off.
She did this sweet drive by snap at the little dog, pivioted around, overtook it and got between the rat and the house and the fur stood straight up on her back. Of course, I then ran outside bellowing at my dog. I thought the woman was going to pee her pants.
I told her twice that if her dog was on a leash this wouldn't have happened. She finally got the hint and leashed her dog. As I turned away, she said, "I thought they were nice dogs." I stopped and replied, "If they weren't nice dogs, yours would be dead now." She turned and stormed off.
Think she'll learn her lesson? If not, it'll be the male next time. He loves little dogs. I'll let him hump it for a few minutes before I go get him. If that doesn't work, I'll have to go borrow one of SchH3's dogs.