To MOM
in Seattle, Washington
From: your daughter...Jennifer.......in Los Angeles

Dear Mom:

As I watch the inaugural, I am still crushed that Al Gore did not get in
office.  Look at that jerk with the cowboy hat on!!  What a disgrace.  And
look how immoral he is.......getting a ticket for DUI 24 years ago !!
And....aren't you so excited?  Jesse Jackson has a new child !!  I sent him
$5.  I used to send him $50.......but my electric bill was $2,345 last
month, and I was short of cash.  That is not bad, though...Susan's bill was
$3000 because she has a TWO bedroom apartment.
I am hoping to meet Jesse's new girl friend out here.  I think she is living
with his other girl friend from 1996.  (Or maybe it was the 1994 one....I
forgot.)
I love California.........everything is so "environmentally correct" here.
And all our liberal friends are in power now.  I am sure glad we
demonstrated against building all those power plants 8 years ago.......or
else this state would be polluted like Texas and Georgia.
My friends and I are going out tomorrow to demonstrate against that nuclear
power plant they recently re-opened.  We shut that down in 1994, and I think
some idiot Republicans are re-opening it.  Probably just to keep the
businesses going.  GEEZ!!
The love child is really doing ok.......she just doesn't understand the
blackouts.  I wish her father would visit, but I am not sure who it is.  I
may tell George that it is his, cause he brings me the most crack and
ecstasy.
Well......don't call me on Mondays, Wednesdays, or Fridays because those are
the designated days with no electricity.  Not on Tuesdays or Thursdays
either.....cause those are the designated days with no water or phones.
Call me on Saturday between 3 and 4 pm....  usually we have power then.  I
don't understand why states with lots of power like Texas and Georgia don't
try to help us out.
We won't have to worry much longer about pollution because all the
businesses are shutting down, and there is no jet fuel for the airlines.
And gas is $8.50 a gallon...so no one can afford to drive.  I LOVE
California !!
Thank God for the Democrats !!