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Posted: 6/2/2003 7:26:27 PM EDT
just chiming in with all the other stuid posts.
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 7:28:21 PM EDT
[#1]
I am on a diet or only Raw kittens, puppies and children.
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 7:29:27 PM EDT
[#2]
pre ban assault MREs
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 7:30:07 PM EDT
[#3]
The only food I eat is 101 proof Wild Turkey and raw macaroni. I am a good vegetarian.
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 7:33:24 PM EDT
[#4]
[Imbroglio]Crow and sour grapes.[/Imbroglio]
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 7:38:30 PM EDT
[#5]
I've eaten worms, grubs, ants, and crickets.
Do I like them? - No(ants are the worst, to acidic)!  I prefer a Porterhouse (topped with onion slices) with corn-on-the-cob and a baked potato...

vegetables aren't food - vegetables are what food eats!

I agree, I hate stupid posts, but I guess I just had to reply anyway........
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 7:41:12 PM EDT
[#6]
human flesh deep fried in the fat of unbaptised children
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 8:04:08 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
human flesh deep fried in the fat of unbaptised children
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[ROFL2]
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 8:08:57 PM EDT
[#8]
Dung
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 8:12:32 PM EDT
[#9]
Poon
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 8:16:47 PM EDT
[#10]
Beaver smothered in underwear.
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 10:13:44 PM EDT
[#11]
I'm partial to the compressed food bars that come in the blue bag.
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 10:32:35 PM EDT
[#12]
bbrraaaiinnsss... [%|]
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 10:35:05 PM EDT
[#13]
rats taste like chicken, but without the wings [:D]
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 10:47:35 PM EDT
[#14]
    Ramen




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Link Posted: 6/2/2003 11:40:10 PM EDT
[#15]
I cant believe no one mentioned:

Human liver...with fava beans.
Link Posted: 6/2/2003 11:46:45 PM EDT
[#16]
Crying Baby Jesus.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 4:31:12 AM EDT
[#17]
Liberals and O'douls.

I never get full because there is no substance to either one of them.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 1:01:41 PM EDT
[#18]
Now I bet eating liberals leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 1:04:09 PM EDT
[#19]
[b]for thoes who eat...what food [/b]  

Vegetarian here! I just go out and graze on the lawn.[img]http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/tiere/animal-smiley-034.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 1:05:49 PM EDT
[#20]
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 1:26:49 PM EDT
[#21]
Dont eat clowns. I hear they taste funny.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 1:29:59 PM EDT
[#22]
A lot of kimchee.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 2:17:30 PM EDT
[#23]
I live off the land...by gathering acorns and
grounding them into a mush in  hole on a rock
then I pour boiling water over it to leach out
the tanic acids, then I let it gry in the sun
and then grind it into a flour and make acorn cakes or a type of acorn soup, I also gather pine nuts and wild berries, and hunt for deer
with my hand made bow and arrow the same way the native americans hunted, I also make fish
traps and catch fish. Sometimes I go spearing
for salmon and eat lots of salmon, then I smoke
it and dry it to preserve it for the winter, so
I have some extra food for the winter season.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 2:22:03 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
I live off the land...by gathering acorns and
grounding them into a mush in  hole on a rock
then I pour boiling water over it to leach out
the tanic acids, then I let it gry in the sun
and then grind it into a flour and make acorn cakes or a type of acorn soup, I also gather pine nuts and wild berries, and hunt for deer
with my hand made bow and arrow the same way the native americans hunted, I also make fish
traps and catch fish. Sometimes I go spearing
for salmon and eat lots of salmon, then I smoke
it and dry it to preserve it for the winter, so
I have some extra food for the winter season.
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You are quite ingenious, Grasshopper.

Oops! Sorry! Too many TV reruns.

[img]http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/mittelgrosse/medium-smiley-124.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 2:26:56 PM EDT
[#25]
Leftover gum I find in ashtrays and under movie theater seats. Wash it down with the collected drippings from Bud Light cans I find along the highway.
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 2:47:11 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
I live off the land...by gathering acorns and
grounding them into a mush in  hole on a rock
then I pour boiling water over it to leach out
the tanic acids, then I let it gry in the sun
and then grind it into a flour and make acorn cakes or a type of acorn soup, I also gather pine nuts and wild berries, and hunt for deer
with my hand made bow and arrow the same way the native americans hunted, I also make fish
traps and catch fish. Sometimes I go spearing
for salmon and eat lots of salmon, then I smoke
it and dry it to preserve it for the winter, so
I have some extra food for the winter season.
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[b][size=3][red]You're in fucking California. Go to Safeway for godssakes!![/red][/size=3][/b]
Link Posted: 6/3/2003 6:40:36 PM EDT
[#27]
I like to eat "Ta Tonka" meat roasted on a stick over an open fire, we save the hides by
scraping all the excess fat and meat off, then
we use the buffalos brain as a preservative by
rubbing it into the hides then we stretch it out and use wooden spikes to hold it and let it
dry and cure, the hides are used for clothing
and to make our lodges or tepees Kimosabe.
[beathorse]

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