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Posted: 5/30/2003 6:14:07 AM EDT
Had to do something, so I grabbed kitty and we hopped in the pickup along with my cane and shades. Had to go on the PA turnpike for an exit or two.

When I got off and paid my toll, I played blind, waving my cane over the hood and the tollkeeper panicked and called the LEOs.

I didn't know he called, but hid the cane and shades just in case.

A mile or so away I got stopped. The trooper wanted to know WTF was going on, said the tollkeeper reported a blind guy driving through the toll booth.

I told him: "I suppose this is a seeing eye cat?" as I held the little guy up.

If he only knew.

Anyway, he left laughing and told me that this stop had made his whole evening.

I told him that I enjoy making ANYBODY's day, except Sarah Brady's.

I guess I'd better quit this shit before some LEO that's a member here stops me. OTOH, maybe the LEOs here might like to meet the little guy.
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 6:16:58 AM EDT
[#1]
Piccolo, you have too much time on your hands. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 6:19:39 AM EDT
[#2]
(sigh) If the LEO only knew...lol
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 6:21:09 AM EDT
[#3]
[b]"I suppose this is a seeing eye cat?" [/b]

[LOLabove]

Another great SEC story!! LMAO
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 6:22:58 AM EDT
[#4]
[:D]
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 6:43:14 AM EDT
[#5]
[:D]
Funny stuff
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 6:45:19 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/30/2003 6:49:48 AM EDT
[#7]
thats so funny, [:)] sombody should btt that original thread.
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 7:07:35 AM EDT
[#8]
We need to assign a photographer to your ass....[:D]


Or better yet, to SEC's ass!!! We could do a documentry from HIS perspective. I can just see, through SEC's eyes, from his favorite spot, here comes piccolo, cane in hand. SEC thinks "Oh, oh...a Mission!! [snoopy]!!
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 7:15:23 AM EDT
[#9]
Did the SEC give the cop one of those toothy grins, when you held him up to see??? [ROFL2]




(Like the dog in "Mask"!!)
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 7:22:09 AM EDT
[#10]
[b]IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE GETS SHOT[/B]
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 7:35:19 AM EDT
[#11]
"tollkeeper reported a blind guy driving through the toll booth." [ROFL2]

I wonder what 10-Code that is for that.

I often wondered what twisted things you mariners think up on those long sea voyages.
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 7:36:52 AM EDT
[#12]
hahaha
[lol]
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 9:22:54 AM EDT
[#13]
Hey, how come youse guys haven't been emailing the colonel at Perry to help me get my animal waiver for kitty?????

there's a hot link posted.
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 9:37:14 AM EDT
[#14]
off topic but your cat will get in a car mine freak out.

so you stick your cane out the window, now thats funny.
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 9:49:02 AM EDT
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Right on!
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 11:28:06 AM EDT
[#16]
That Piccolo is either a little twisted or has solid brass balls.  





Maybe both.
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 11:31:29 AM EDT
[#17]
... Too funny!

[hail2]
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 11:57:01 AM EDT
[#18]
Piccolo,

You and that cat LOL.

We really need a pic of you in your get up with the 'seeing eye kitty'.
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 12:03:43 PM EDT
[#19]
LOL.

Try it with a ferret sometime....lol.
Jason
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 1:40:08 PM EDT
[#20]
Has the fast food / bank drive up window been done?

Also I know where there is a parking garage with braille by the elevator buttons.  I think its required.

Link Posted: 5/30/2003 1:42:55 PM EDT
[#21]
Private airports around here have braille on the entry keypads, as well.

It's a kind of scary thought, really.
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 1:43:19 PM EDT
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then its FUCKIN HILARIOUS
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 2:00:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/30/2003 8:23:42 PM EDT
[#24]
Outfrigginstanding!  It just goes to show how sharp toll booth attendants are.  How the hell could a blind man drive at the instruction of an SEC?  Does he meow twice when one needs to stop?  [rofl2]
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 8:30:33 PM EDT
[#25]
Hey, drive through ATMs have braille.  
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 8:40:40 PM EDT
[#26]
Absolutely hilarious
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 8:55:00 PM EDT
[#27]
Those pictures are hilarious. [rofl]
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 9:49:00 PM EDT
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So we shoot suspected BLIND drivers?????

Link Posted: 5/30/2003 9:54:43 PM EDT
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So we shoot suspected BLIND drivers?????

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Well, on the plus side, they'd never see it coming.

J.
Link Posted: 5/30/2003 10:34:07 PM EDT
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[lol]
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