It looks like all our month of dedicated hard work at getting pregnant [sex][sex][sex][sex] paid off!
Baby [baby] inbound on or about 1/13/04! Woohoo! [bounce][shock][bounce]
Just thought that I would share the great news with the always fun to be around, but sometimes dysfunctional arfkom family.
We will be celebrating tonight!
[beer]

Edited for dysfunctional due date.

[party]

congrats!

[beer]

Congrats BYU!!!  [beer]

GREAT! another reason to get fucked up tonight!

Im going to eat some gator so I dont pass out....


Congrats my friend!


-HS

Congrads, you and your wife's life will never be the same again, ever. I'm shooting little Daisy pellet gun with my kids in the backyard.

CONGRATULATIONS!

[party][snoopy][banana][beer]

Word of advice: GET YOUR SLEEP IN NOW!

Congrats! [:)]

[b]Congratulations![/b]

We need every future member of the 'gun culture' we can muster!

Thanks for your input!

Although your wife probably enjoyed your input in a way we never can! [:D]

Eric The(NotThatThere'sAnythingWrongWithThat)Hun[>]:)]

Congratulations! Which wife is pregnant??



Just kidding..Mormon joke. [:D]

Being a father is awesome...totally awesome.

congrats

[beer] [bounce]

I'm drinking a beer for you right now.  [beer]

congratulations!!


i never understood why people have to try to have kids. i didn't try to have either of mine. i always thought they just happened.[:D]

Congratulations  BYU.

[beer]

ARH

[headbang] Slipped one passed the goalie!  Nice job and congrats!  I can't wait to be a father myself.

[b]I think we should motion that ARFCOM team members get to vote on what to name your kid![/b]

Deal?

My heartiest congratulations...enjoy it, there's nothing else like it.

Me too dude!  Expecting on January 20th if everything goes OK.  This will be our first.  Congrats man!

Why, in God's name would anyone want more then one is beyond me.

Ok, I'm open to suggestions, but I have sole veto authority! Now, how am I gonna explain this to the better half?[;)]

Congrats!!! Teach the child well.

congrats my wife and I are expecting our first in early Nov.

A guy from Happy Valley, UTAH...What do you expect!

Congradulations!!!!

Congratulations guy!  I glad to see some others that have joined the "expectant father club".  My wife and I are expecting our first on July 9th.  

[beer]

[beer]

[b]GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b]

Congrats!

cool
congrats to the both of you
[beer]

WOW ......[beer]


Better you than me.

Congrats!!

[:D]

HOW TO KNOW WHETHER YOU'RE READY FOR PARENTHOOD

MESS TEST Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains.  Rub your hands in the wet flower bed and rub on the walls. Cover the stains with crayons.  Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer.

TOY TEST Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos.  (If Legos are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks or broken bottles.)  Have a friend spread them all over the house.
Put on a blindfold.  Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream (this could wake a child at night).

GROCERY STORE TEST Borrow one or two small animals (goats or monkeys are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store.  Always keep them in sight and pay for
anything they eat or damage.

DRESSING TEST Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all arms stay inside.

FEEDING TEST Obtain a large plastic milk jug.  Fill halfway with water.  Suspend from the ceiling with a stout cord. Start the jug swinging.  Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy
cereal (such as Fruit Loops or Cheerios) into the mouth of the jug while pretending to be an airplane.  Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor.

NIGHT TEST Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 to 12 pounds of sand.  Soak it thoroughly in water.  At 8:00 PM begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00 PM.  Lay down your bag and set  your alarm for 10:00
PM.  Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard.  Make up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4:00 AM.  Set alarm for 5:00 AM.  Get up and make
breakfast.  Keep this up for 5 years.  Look cheerful.

PHYSICAL TEST (WOMEN) Obtain a large bean-bag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes.  Leave it there for 9 months.  Then remove only 10% of the beans.

PHYSICAL TEST (MEN) Go to the nearest drug store.  Set your wallet on the counter.  Ask the clerk to help himself.  Now proceed to the nearest food store.  Go to the head office
and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store.  Purchase a newspaper.  Go home and read it quietly for the last time.

FINAL ASSIGNMENT Find a couple who already have a small child.  Lecture them on how they can improve their discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training, and child's table manners.  Suggest many ways they can improve.
Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run riot.  Enjoy this experience.  It will be the last time you will have all the answers.

boy ed, you aint shittin on that one.

congrats on the new baby!!!!!!!!!!!!

now, quick!!  go do something spontanteous, because its gonna be a looooooooong time before you can again.  

i was gonna give examples but nevermind, i'll save the best for you to find out on your own [;)]

Heh, heh, heh, welcome to the real world!!![beer]

Congratulations!!!!!!  Sleep now while you can [:D]

First one, huh? [:D]

CONGRATULATIONS, DAD!
To you, too, MOM!

CONGRATS!!!  [snoopy]

I've been one for a few months now, you'll love it!

WoooooHoooooo !!

Congrats!

[beer]

Congrats to you both!
Oh and me, too - Due August 2nd - doc says looks like a girl...
CR

Well congratulations![party]

I have 2 "Young Defenders of the Constitution" myself!

BigDozer66

No, I think that we are going to let it ride so that we can get the suprise of our lives.