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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:22:33 PM EDT
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[chris rock]"she'll prob. suck yo d!ck"[/chris rock]
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:24:45 PM EDT
[#2]
I dig it.Makes tonsil hockey fun.
Doesn't do much for fellatio though. Now a "Coochie ring"! Now that's FUN![bounce] |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:26:04 PM EDT
[#3]
The bitch is probably a hoe.
But maybe not. Some girls like it for fashion reasons. This day in age its "in fashion" to look like a hoe. |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:26:46 PM EDT
[#4]
If she likes you, you're in for a wild ride!!!!
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:26:58 PM EDT
[#5]
Uh, [i]coochie ring[/i]? Excuse me, what? Is that something I can say in polite circles?
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:27:28 PM EDT
[#6]
Half the chicks I've kissed or done it with had tongue studs. Doesn't make kissing or fellatio any more pleasurable. They're just trying to be hip.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:30:17 PM EDT
[#7]
Apparently the girls you've been with don't know how to use them.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:33:40 PM EDT
[#8]
In the case of my daughter: That she's not as bright as I wish she were.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:38:20 PM EDT
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Quoted: Uh, [i]coochie ring[/i]? Excuse me, what? Is that something I can say in polite circles? Lol! "Pardon me miss, you wouldn't happen to have a coochie Ring would you?" "coochie Acoocherment(spelling)" "bean ring" "clit-cuff" |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:38:53 PM EDT
[#10]
But wasn't it Rosanna Arquette in our favorite cult movie .. Pulp Fiction ... that said it was so that her hubby could enjoy her performance of felatio more?
Ted... |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:40:30 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted: Quoted: Uh, [i]coochie ring[/i]? Excuse me, what? Is that something I can say in polite circles? Lol! "Pardon me miss, you wouldn't happen to have a coochie Ring would you?" "coochie Acoocherment(spelling)" "bean ring" "clit-cuff" Actually, that'd make a good ho litmus. If a proper-looking girl knows what a coochie ring is, then she's really a ho. |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:44:59 PM EDT
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Quoted: But wasn't it Rosanna Arquette in our favorite cult movie .. Pulp Fiction ... that said it was so that her hubby could enjoy her performance of felatio more? Ted... Well actually if she uses her tongue in a motion where the stud of the ring rubs in a circular motion against to top of your...and along your....uhm, You get the idea. IBTL??[:D] |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:45:50 PM EDT
[#13]
It 100% means a girl will play the lolipop.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:47:50 PM EDT
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Quoted: It 100% means a girl will play the lolipop. These euphimisms are killing me. |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:48:12 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted: It 100% means a girl will play the lolipop. I can live with those odds! [:D] |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:56:34 PM EDT
[#16]
What the Fvuck do you think it means...
She's into suckin the ole' slickie! Why are you here posting right now!!! Get in the ring champ! |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:59:21 PM EDT
[#17]
Then what does it mean if a guy has one?
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Posted: 5/28/2003 10:04:13 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted: Then what does it mean if a guy has one? It means he will play the lollipop, too? |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 10:05:45 PM EDT
[#19]
[b]Q: What does it mean when a girl has a tongue stud?[/b]
[b]A: A 37% probability of her having Syphilis, Herpes, Chlamidia, AIDS or other STD, and a 19% probability of Hepatitis... |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 10:07:05 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted: [b]Q: What does it mean when a girl has a tongue stud?[/b] [b]A: A 37% probability of her having Syphilis, Herpes, Chlamidia, AIDS or other STD, and a 19% probability of Hepatitis... Thank you, Mister Spock. |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 10:08:53 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted: [b]Q: What does it mean when a girl has a tongue stud?[/b] [b]A: A 37% probability of her having Syphilis, Herpes, Chlamidia, AIDS or other STD, and a 19% probability of Hepatitis... you for forgot the other 46 percent that are actually robots- pleasure robots that will suck yo di*k |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 10:11:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: [b]Q: What does it mean when a girl has a tongue stud?[/b] [b]A: A 37% probability of her having Syphilis, Herpes, Chlamidia, AIDS or other STD, and a 19% probability of Hepatitis... you for forgot the other 46 percent that are actually robots- pleasure robots that will suck yo di*k Fembots? |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 10:13:04 PM EDT
[#23]
It means she is a freak. GO GET SOME!
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Posted: 5/28/2003 10:26:42 PM EDT
[#24]
it means she is very horny [;)] a wild & crazy
woman! |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 10:49:54 PM EDT
[#25]
I would be careful messing with a girl that has a tongue ring. I went to this one chick's house that had one and I ended up with bruises on my manhood. At first I thought I had some kind of disease.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 10:58:46 PM EDT
[#26]
Take it hit it and quit it... unless it's real good. Then repeat one and two several dozen times then quit it.
TS |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 11:06:29 PM EDT
[#27]
or:
She's a very kinky girl The kind you don't take home to mother She will never let your spirits down Once you get her off the street, ow girl She likes the boys in the band She says that I'm her all-time favorite When I make my move to her room it's the right time She's never hard to please That girl is pretty wild now The girl's a super freak The kind of girl you read about In new-wave magazines That girl is pretty kinky The girl's a super freak I really love to taste her Every time we meet She's all right, she's all right That girl's all right with me, yeah She's a super freak, super freak She's super-freaky, yow Super freak, super freak She's a very special girl The kind of girl you want to know From her head down to her toenails Down to her feet, yeah And she'll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends In a limousine Going down in Chinatown Three's not a crowd to her, she says "Room 714, I'll be waiting" When I get there she's got incense, wine and candles It's such a freaky scene |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 12:46:09 AM EDT
[#28]
IBTL
Btw, I don't care much for body piercings of any kind. If I'm going to suck on any female parts, I would rather not have metal in my mouth getting in the way. I like 'em natural. |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 1:09:41 AM EDT
[#29]
I must be getting old, but piercings and tattoos on women just don’t do anything for me.
In some cases they are just downright disturbing and a major turn off. |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 1:45:20 AM EDT
[#30]
I know a couple of women who have a "man in the boat" with a hoop through his head. They say it adds pleasure...
My 19yo son tells me his steady gf has a tongue stud and he wants one. I told him if he get's one, he'll be mistaken for a pickle smoker. Then he tells me he wants to give her more pleasure! WTF! I raised this horny little boy? Then he tells me the reason he wants one is because he likes how they feel! ARRRRRGH! I NEVER talked about BJ's with MY dad! HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A VIRGIN! lol...I'll never look at his gf in the same light again...darn kids grow up... Nope..There are some subjects that are NOT discussed with dad! |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 1:51:52 AM EDT
[#31]
Oral fixation?
At least you know she's not adverse to having a "stud" in her mouth. |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 2:03:15 AM EDT
[#32]
Insanity, craziness, stupidity, I think everyone gets the picture. [:D]
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Posted: 5/29/2003 2:14:32 AM EDT
[#33]
Go for it but take your bull rope it's going to be one heck of a ride !
Yea thats right bull rope ! Ok here is what you do ! Put the rope around her waist and get behind her in the bed and then call her and ugly ass h!tch and try to hold on for 8 secomds ! Good Luck ! [bounce] |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 5:23:24 AM EDT
[#34]
"Is that a stud in your mouth?"
"Yes it is" "Would you like another stud in your mouth-wink-?" "slap!" |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 5:31:13 AM EDT
[#35]
We met a girl once that had a vibrating tongue ring. She was a freak and it was definitely about fellatio for her.
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Posted: 5/29/2003 5:36:35 AM EDT
[#36]
It means that when she speaks she sounds like she's deaf or retarded.
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Posted: 5/29/2003 5:38:14 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted: I would be careful messing with a girl that has a tongue ring. I went to this one chick's house that had one and I ended up with bruises on my manhood. At first I thought I had some kind of disease. [:D] [;D] [;)] |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 5:41:20 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted: Go for it but take your bull rope it's going to be one heck of a ride ! Yea thats right bull rope ! Ok here is what you do ! Put the rope around her waist and get behind her in the bed and then call her and ugly ass h!tch and try to hold on for 8 secomds ! Good Luck ! [bounce] Or you can say her sister was better, then try to hang on for 8sec... Rodeo Sex.. hahahhaah |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 6:19:11 AM EDT
[#39]
Having a tounge stud, like having a M21 sniper rifle or even an AR15 does not mean that the owner has any clue as to how to employ the tool. They may want to know how to use it, but it does not mean they can.
A girl with a tounge stud in 1993 was a sure sign that you were in for the best BJ of your life, lately its been a real letdown. There should be a test or something or at least a training school for girls that want this piercing. |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 6:21:45 AM EDT
[#40]
they roll their girlfriends bean with it!!!!
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Posted: 5/29/2003 7:31:20 AM EDT
[#41]
I usually think SLUT and think that's what they want you to think.
It makes a sexual statement that's for sure. |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 7:40:19 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted: I dig it.Makes tonsil hockey fun. Doesn't do much for fellatio though. Now a "Coochie ring"! Now that's FUN![bounce] Than she don't know what she's doing. |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 9:08:37 AM EDT
[#43]
It means she likes to suck c*ck. It also means that sport f*cking is high on her list and as long as you leave it at that, then go play. If you think you'll get a meaningful relationship out of that type of broad, then your probably mistaken.
My brother says it best: "Women are dangerous creatures, they control 50% of the wealth in the world and they got all the p*ssy". |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 9:14:44 AM EDT
[#44]
It's called a CLIT HAMMER when it's a guy wearing it.
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Posted: 5/29/2003 9:26:58 AM EDT
[#45]
im too damn young to be as old school as i am, but F*#% that shit. i dont like any tatoos, i dont like any piercings. and im not into "sport fucking." every one of them is somebodys little girl, try and remember that.
[V] |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 10:20:46 AM EDT
[#46]
i agree with psy, too many unlicsensed tongue rings out there.
You should have to be checked out on the pole smoking before you are issued an open for business sign for the tongue. They are all somebody's little girl????? Of course, but lets not forget how they come to be in this world. TXL |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 10:22:46 AM EDT
[#47]
It's a tag the doctors in Sweden use to mark their male patients who are getting sex change operations. It has become fashionable to leave it in post op.
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Posted: 5/29/2003 10:35:31 AM EDT
[#48]
TxLewis:
i have ALWAYS treated women with respect. nothing bothers me more to see them done otherwise. i dated plenty, but i have been with one woman, my wife. and i know exactly how our little boy got here, between a husband and wife. not a sermon mind you, just my feelings on it. |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 11:01:10 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted: not a sermon mind you are you sure? |
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Posted: 5/29/2003 11:03:34 AM EDT
[#50]
Quoted: I would be careful messing with a girl that has a tongue ring. I went to this one chick's house that had one and I ended up with bruises on my manhood. At first I thought I had some kind of disease. Your kung fu is weak! |
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