[b]Terrorists to be executed in Ohio[/b]

Michigan, May 27 - A Michigan man is responsible for the apprehension today of two terrorists whos nefarious plans were foiled by an alert citizen. The gun owner, who asked only to be identified as "Lumpy", stated that after observing the the pair for some time, knew that they were trouble. Lumpy states that using skills he picked up by reading a web site identified as AR15.com, he was able to identify the problem and apprehend the pair without injury.

Authorities still have not been able to identify the terrorists and are unwilling to discuss what their plans included. The terrorists are currently being held under the Patriot Act, which was passed in response to the terrorist attack on 9-11. Authorities state that the pair will not be given a trial, but will instead face execution by firing squad in Minerva, Ohio on June 28.

[img]http://photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=12770[/img]
File Photo: Terrorists captured in Michigan 5-27
These guys are gonna die at Campys big party next month. Of course I gotta make them look more the part. Perhaps some cardboard cutout AK47s. I also need to figure out how to make them stand up. Should be interesting. I hope I didn't freak anybody out to bad. It was meant to be tongue in cheek. [;D]

Dress them up in black pajamas.

Before the costume, you need some spray adhesive and a box of fast food ketchup packets.

That's pretty cool Lumpy.
Just put a stake in the gound behind them and wire them to it.

I like this idea. Maybe I can make Ahmed look like a suicide bomber if I can get someone to sell me a single tannerite charge. Then we could watch as one of these assholes gets blown up without taking anyone with him [:D]

I wonder if they will accept volunteers for the firing squad?