My family is doing some yard work and everytime we do something we are always at each others throats by the end of the day.  My ma is pissed because of the cost of everything, my dad is pissed cause my mom is pissed and because my ma and sister messed something up, although he didn't really give them directions.  My sister is pissed at me cause I missed the wheelbarrow with half a throw of dirt and got her dirty plus I had to meet with my group for school this morning so I missed out on the mornings festivities which included the majority of the dirt moving.  I'm just laughing to myself inside because everyone is pissed at each other.  I'd rather be at work.

One word:

FLAMETHROWER.