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Posted: 5/25/2003 10:12:13 PM EDT
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No suprise in Minnesota...
And the public sex is pretty shocking too! |
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Posted: 5/25/2003 10:16:35 PM EDT
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Did you get pics?
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Posted: 5/25/2003 10:22:36 PM EDT
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the pics wouldn't been pretty. it's funny because last year at this time my gf was in a photography class...
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Posted: 5/25/2003 10:25:18 PM EDT
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I just wanted something to laugh at?
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Posted: 5/25/2003 11:34:24 PM EDT
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When I was going through the local technical college I was working in the denim dept. at a Goody's clothing store(yeah, sounds gay but the place was a female meat market[:P]). One busy Saturday night this girl that worked in the junior dept. walks up with big eyes and says "There's two people screwing in one of my dressing rooms, what do I do?" I go to check it out and their not even trying to be quiet and there were kids in there what with the children's dept. on the other side. I checked under the door to see if it was a prank but saw jeans an panties around ankles so I banged on the door and yelled "Pull your pants up and get out of there." It gets quiet and then the guy says real softly "Fuck off dude." I can laugh about it now but it pissed me off then so I said "Get out of there or I'll drag you out under the door" by this time I'm starting to picture some big biker type and hoping this night doesn't go down an even more embarrassing path. He says to his girlfriend or whatever "I'm gonna fuck him up." They step out and he's tall but one of the skinniest bastards I've ever seen. I just grinned and said something like "If you want your ass stomped instead of a cigarette I can do that." His kung fu was weak, they left without further incident.
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Posted: 5/25/2003 11:40:12 PM EDT
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Seen drunken homeless eskimos going at it in alleys and parks. Never a pretty sight.
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Posted: 5/26/2003 3:37:34 AM EDT
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Quoted: His kung fu was weak Too damn funny! |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 3:45:35 AM EDT
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Quoted: His kung fu was weak, they left without further incident. Hey man....you're just lucky that I was tired that night! [;)] |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 3:57:21 AM EDT
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I once had a similiar, yet totally different, experience:
It was back when I was in College, I was working part-time at Sears. My dept. (L & G) was right next to one of the restrooms. Had a customer come up to me and tell me that he thought somebody was ill in the Men's room. Ok fine, I went in, to check on the situation. I saw a the bottom of a pair of shoes under the door to a stall, and I heard heavy breathing/groaning. I walked over to the door and politely asked if everything was 'Ok'. Heard a mumbled 'ya', right as I realized that there was a hand holding onto the top of the stall door... I then went outside and called LP and all my coworkers over to my department, then the LP Manager went into the Restroom, kicked on the stall, and brought the guys out. It was two old guys, Id say late 50's early 60's. It was after that that I started paying attention and realized that that particular restroom was a 'meeting' place. So, if you go into mall restrooms, becareful, you might be GAY!!! |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 5:53:45 AM EDT
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Some friends and I were shooting at a local place caled Tunnel #6. While we were taking a break, this hippie guy & girl waved at us and went downrange. They went around the bend.
We waited for them to move on and then went back to shooting. When we went to set up new targets, we saw the two of them screwing. Too funny, maybe they liked the sense of danger, doing it while rounds were whizzing by. |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 6:02:09 AM EDT
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"We waited for them to move on and then went back to shooting. When we went to set up new targets, we saw the two of them screwing. Too funny, maybe they liked the sense of danger, doing it while rounds were whizzing by." I bet they had tatoos, too. |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 6:18:01 AM EDT
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You would be surprised how many couples do it in boats in the middle of the lake. I guess they think distance=privacy and never heard of binoculars. [:D]
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Posted: 5/26/2003 6:26:24 AM EDT
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I saw a guy in the opposite lane at a stoplight several years ago. I thought he was getting sick or something as he had both hands at 12 o'clock high on the steering wheel and his head tilted back and then forward. His eyes were shut tight. The light was a long one and I thought this guy was going to open up his car door and puke right there on the pavement. The light turned green, a girl's head popped up in the passenger seat (from the driver's lap). I could see her wiping her mouth with her forearm as he drove past me. Way to go![:D]
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Posted: 5/26/2003 6:44:18 AM EDT
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Quoted: "We waited for them to move on and then went back to shooting. When we went to set up new targets, we saw the two of them screwing. Too funny, maybe they liked the sense of danger, doing it while rounds were whizzing by." I bet they had tatoos, too. You're like a broken record with this shit. |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 6:49:45 AM EDT
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I've done it in a museum and in the dressing room of a clothing store on a busy Saturday afternoon during Christmas shopping season.
People applauded when we left the dressing room. [:D] |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 6:53:04 AM EDT
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Quoted: I've done it in a museum and in the dressing room of a clothing store on a busy Saturday afternoon during Christmas shopping season. People applauded when we left the dressing room. [:D] [lol] I am sorry, but I have to ask was this in Dayton? I know several people I work with who are from Dayton and they have told me of that going on all the time in the Malls and stores. [:D] |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 6:57:46 AM EDT
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I used to do security for HIlton and we would find people doin it all over he place, in the fitness center, the elevators the business center the lounge by the big waterfall. We would also catch women all the time walkin down the halls in very skimpy night clothes or less sometimes and see thru stuff to get ice or coke and of course there was always the loud "noises" coming from the rooms.
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Posted: 5/26/2003 8:29:53 AM EDT
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When I lived in this apartment in Philly, there was a parking lot behind the building that Johns would take hookers all the time. It was like a different porn scene every night.
Funniest part was he decides to 'service' her (which is a nasty thought thinking of where that stuff might have been all night) so his head disappears below the door and you see her rest her arm on the door and her head in her hand with this bored as hell expression on her face. I was dying. |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 9:09:30 AM EDT
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Worked at the city pool in college; the pool had two big industrial-sized hot tubs. I'm sitting in the chair during a very empty late-night adult swim (probably ten people total) when my (female) co-worker comes over, clearly agitated. She says "Tell me what you see in the hot tub!"
I look over there and I see a woman's back; she's basically kneeling on the seat of the hot tub and leaning forward on the edge. I also see hands on her hips, and she's going up and down and up and down and up.... I looked at Michelle (my fellow lifeguard) and said, "wait five minutes, then clear it and clean it!" Michelle was not amused. After they had gotten their tickets punched (and after I had a chance to think of something particularly witty), I walked over and said, "if we don't swim in your bedroom, please don't make out in our pool. By the way, the security cameras caught all of that!" and walked away. I've never seen two people get out of the pool so quickly. |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 9:47:17 AM EDT
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As I have said before, I drive a semi. With eye level being 9' up, it doesn't make a bit of difference if you are driving a monster jacked up 4X4 or a yugo. We can see what is happening in your car. I couldn't tell you how many knob jobs or crotch gropes I have seen going down the highway. Not to mention the ladies that just love showing off or don't realize that when they are wearing a dress and no panties, it is not entirely wise to put your foot up on the dash. The best one though happened in DC. I had told my wife about some of the stuff we see and she always doubted me. Well, I had a run to NYC and since she wanted to see the statue of Liberty, I took her with me. Since she had also never been to DC, I decided to take the long way back to TN. So, we hit DC after dark and are going around the beltway. As I go by a Limo, I notice that the lights are on in the back (Window tint, interior light, night time, the tint don't work. You can see everything inside) I tell my wife I wonder which politician that is and she looks into the limo. Her comment was the she should take off her high heels if she is going to put them against the ceiling of the car and he needs to time his rhythm better with the pot holes. I ease up a little on the throttle and line back up, raise my seat and look down. This guy is wearing it out with the dome light on. As I speed back up, I notice the limo driver laughing his ass off and looking for pot holes. I notice him weaving in the lane to make sure he hits the worst of them. We almost wrecked laughing so hard.
Edited to add: Oh yeah, almost forgot to mention. I grabbed the microphone and immediately every truck driver within 10 miles knew the location of, description of and activities within that limo. So, if you are doing something in your car and are noticed by a truck driver, believe me, we will all know it as quickly as the original driver can grab his mike. |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 10:03:46 AM EDT
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Quoted: I once had a similiar, yet totally different, experience: It was back when I was in College, I was working part-time at Sears. My dept. (L & G) was right next to one of the restrooms. Had a customer come up to me and tell me that he thought somebody was ill in the Men's room. Ok fine, I went in, to check on the situation. I saw a the bottom of a pair of shoes under the door to a stall, and I heard heavy breathing/groaning. I walked over to the door and politely asked if everything was 'Ok'. Heard a mumbled 'ya', right as I realized that there was a hand holding onto the top of the stall door... I then went outside and called LP and all my coworkers over to my department, then the LP Manager went into the Restroom, kicked on the stall, and brought the guys out. It was two old guys, Id say late 50's early 60's. It was after that that I started paying attention and realized that that particular restroom was a 'meeting' place. So, if you go into mall restrooms, becareful, you might be GAY!!! I'll bet this all started when one guy came in wearing MARPAT which was the secret sign that he was willing to accept a backrub. Then things just got out of hand! |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 4:12:56 PM EDT
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A river runs thru the city where i live and a few years back i was going fishing with a friend of mine on the river. We stopped at a hotel which is on the bank of the river almost in the center of the city. My friend went to get the fishing permits from inside as the hotel sold them.
I was waiting outside in the parking lot area and just looking around, spotted a female in the second floor window, naked against the glass with a guy behind him talking on a cellphone while having sex. |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 8:07:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I've done it in a museum and in the dressing room of a clothing store on a busy Saturday afternoon during Christmas shopping season. People applauded when we left the dressing room. [:D] [lol] I am sorry, but I have to ask was this in Dayton? I know several people I work with who are from Dayton and they have told me of that going on all the time in the Malls and stores. [:D] As a matter of fact, it WAS in Dayton at the Berman's Leather in the Dayton Mall in 1989. [:D] Maybe we started a trend that never stopped. |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 9:28:23 PM EDT
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As I have said before, I drive a semi. With eye level being 9' up, it doesn't make a bit of difference if you are driving a monster jacked up 4X4 or a yugo. We can see what is happening in your car. |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 9:34:18 PM EDT
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This one time, at band camp...
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Posted: 5/26/2003 9:43:14 PM EDT
[#26]
a black dude smiling and wave at me and he's right behind a white girl.
that's nasty |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 9:53:03 PM EDT
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Quoted: "We waited for them to move on and then went back to shooting. When we went to set up new targets, we saw the two of them screwing. Too funny, maybe they liked the sense of danger, doing it while rounds were whizzing by." I bet they had tatoos, too. We didn't get that close. |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 10:01:44 PM EDT
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So I leave my friends house and decide to stop at the local grocery store to use the bathroom. Its a "one holer" so the door obviously had a lock on it. Anyway i go to open the door and it was locked so i knocked and a man's voice said, "be out in a couple minutes."
So i sat on some chairs and waited only to hear really weird noises. Eventually some guy walks out.....then another guy......then a chick. When the chick walked out she looked like she just got caught and said to me, "its not what it looks like!" I replyed, "un huh......are ya'll done now?" I looked in the restroom and it looked like a tornado went through that place. i decided to risk entering the womens bathroom instead. |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 10:03:51 PM EDT
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I used to take my lunch break at this park. I would park in the back along the woods to get some shade and take a quick nap.
One day i pulled in and got comfortable. This black Expedition comes barreling in and pulls behind me on an oblique. A few minutes later a 2 door blue car pulls in. A guy gets out and opens the rear passenger door to the Expedition. I can see all of this in my side mirror and they are about 5 feet begind my vehicle. The guy leaves the door open while they both strip naked. The chic in the expedition was decent looking and well build. Well he banged her for about 10 minutes and they both sped out of the place as fast as they got there. One car had NJ tages and the other PA. I guess it was somebody cheating on somebody and they probably worked together and shared lunch time. I think they thought my truck was unoccupied but I saw everything. He had her spread like a freakin' umbrella! She had a little mohawk on her snatch. |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 10:31:05 PM EDT
[#30]
this is hilarious keep em coming guys
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Posted: 5/26/2003 10:41:05 PM EDT
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My personal favorite was when my wife & I had just started dating. We grew up in the Clearwater area of Florida. Her mom owned a business in downtown St. Petersburg and we had to go there for an errand. Driving down the main drag, in the middle of the day is a 1970's era station wagon with a dude driving the car and the woman who was on top of him. There was a guy in the back seat along for 'the ride'. The main drag is set up so that the left lane is for thru traffic and the right lane is for right-turn traffic. As it turned out, this dude was headed for downtown too. The road is about 3 miles long and all of the traffic lights are synchronized. At that point, it was the longest 3 miles of my young life-about 10 min. or so. All I can remember is that station wagon swerving all over the road and having to stop at every single traffic signal. The only way it could have been any more funny is if a cop had pulled them over.
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Posted: 5/26/2003 10:43:31 PM EDT
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In order:
1983: We were going down to Cedar Point via I-69 outside Coldwater, MI, when she decided that irony was funny and went down. I damned near swerved into oncoming traffic, but then sat back and "enjoyed the ride." Heavy fog, no trucks[8D]. 1985: Working with the University of Michigan DPS. Doing rounds in the Hatcher Library after hours. Hit the elevator button. Door opens immediately, with a young lady on her knees, with her boyfriend just about to "finish." I start laughing, she laughs, and he looked terrified, but couldn't stop. She darn near choked. After checking ID's, and separating the two to make sure it wasn't an assault, I let them go. 1992-96: LP with Sears 1010 in Chicago (Lawrence/Damen). TOO DAMNED MANY GAY COUPLES IN MENS ROOM!!!! They didn't care if they were the only ones in there, even if kids were around. Even if we announced ourselves, the slurping didn't stop. At least 3-4 pinches per week, and we were accused by the local gay rights groups of "targeting" the gay couples. I don't care if you're gay or straight, HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE!!! 2000: Response officer for the security department of a casino in the Chicago area. Reports of a young lady with a young man "corpus delecti" in the mens forward head. We call "Sky" to put a camera on both exits. Another supervisor and myself retrieve both parties, amid clapping by patrons. We were going to eject them rather than arrest them, walking them out through the casino. They wanted to be taken out via the crew gangway, even if it meant their arrest: His wife and her husband were both gaming in the casino upstairs.[shock] 2001: I walked into the stairwell of my apartment building, hearing something going on. I hear my name being called over and over. It turns out that my upstairs neighbor hired a hooker, and was doing her "doggy-style" on MY landing. He said, "Your turn!" and she said, "Come on in, the water's fine. He said I should 'meat' you" I turned around and left, and moved out ASAP. Methinks he wanted me more than the young lady! (YIKES![sex]) She had left a message on my answering machine, asking me to meet her, but I could hear this weirdo whispering to her what she should say in the background. YEEEWWWW!!![puke] Edited to avoid any references that could be misconstrued by the sainted, innocent souls of Arfcom... |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 10:52:29 PM EDT
[#33]
While I haven't ever got to see it, there's a slew of stories about downtown hotels having whoopee going on in broad daylight, next to office buildings during working hours. Curtains were wide open, needless to say.
There's plenty of stories about the Toronto Blue Jay stadium next to the hotel with the same thing. Apparently people were asking for a "stadium view" so they could have their thrills. (Seinfield) Not that there's anything wrong with that...........(Seinfield) [}:D] |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 10:57:13 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: 1983: We were going down to Cedar Point via I-69 outside Coldwater, MI, when she decided that irony was funny and went down. I damned near swerved into oncoming traffic, but then sat back and "enjoyed the ride." Heavy fog, no trucks[8D]. Judging by the detailed documentation from 20 years ago, I'm guessing this was an isolated incident. |
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Posted: 5/26/2003 11:07:01 PM EDT
[#35]
You are correct. That was the only incident WHILE MOBILE. I actually developed a brain, and began to have some regard for safety.
As my girlfriend of over 3 years is an accomplished rapist, all I still have to do is sit back and "enjoy the ride..." Let's hear it for Lima Bravo Foxtrot Mikes! |
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Posted: 5/27/2003 6:22:02 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted: heh [:D] |
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Posted: 5/27/2003 7:19:22 AM EDT
[#37]
This is some good shit. Keep the stories coming.
Hopefully someday I might get to see something like this that I can post here! |
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Posted: 5/27/2003 7:32:06 AM EDT
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Bamboo in central park. Ewwwwwwww yuck. First time I was in NY my friends took me to see "the real NY" Theres this big rock in Central Park that Adam Sandler sleeps on in Little Nicky. Well when I saw it it was covered in rats. Then just down the hill from it near the water was a stand of bamboo with this awful smell coming from it and all these guys hiding in the bamboo. They were guys buttsexin each other in public in broad daylight, and you could smell it from 30 feet away cuz there were like 20 guys in there at once. God I hate NY.
Boned the ex in the middle of the Concierge room at a hotel in ATL right before the Continental breakfast was served. Hotel had had my best friend arrested the night befre for trespassing even though he had a room in his name nad hadn't done anything wrong. They were just freaking out b/c some other guests had misbehaved so they took it out on my freind. Judge threw out the case without my buddy even opening his mouth. Hope they never get the stain outta that carpet. |
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Posted: 5/27/2003 7:47:16 AM EDT
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Several years ago I took my girlfriend to see a production of Hamlet. It was winter time so we were both wearing heavy coats.
Halfway through the play I set her coat down on her lap, reached under her skirt...and got her off in the middle of the theater. She was pretty quiet and no one could tell what my hand was doing because it was under the coat. If anyone saw, they probably just thought it was resting on her leg. Now that was a hoot! -Nick Viejo. |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 12:00:41 PM EDT
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Quoted: Several years ago I took my girlfriend to see a production of Hamlet. It was winter time so we were both wearing heavy coats. Halfway through the play I set her coat down on her lap, reached under her skirt...and got her off in the middle of the theater. She was pretty quiet and no one could tell what my hand was doing because it was under the coat. If anyone saw, they probably just thought it was resting on her leg. Now that was a hoot! -Nick Viejo. Reminds me of the ride home from a skiing trip about 10 years ago. My girlfriend was a junior in high school and I had just graduated. I got her off with my fingers in the back seat of her parents car...while they were in the front seat. I had her jacket over her lap and my hand down her pants. She managed to stay fairly quiet during it all. Ohhhhhh the memories!!! |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 12:21:07 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted: [I'll bet this all started when one guy came in wearing MARPAT which was the secret sign that he was willing to accept a backrub. Then things just got out of hand! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! [ROFL2] |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 12:33:20 PM EDT
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Quoted: . Uh oh.....thanks for the warning, Zardoz. From now on I'll be on my best behavior. |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 2:05:52 PM EDT
[#43]
This one is about me. I am about 6'2", and my girlfriend and I were in my 1960's Cooper Mini, she was driving, and we come across a long train, and I start telling her things we could do, so eventually she comes over to where I was sitting. About halfway through, some guy in a blazer comes up, and my girlfriend jumps off me, and tries to make it look as though and the dude in the blazer screams, "Nice dick!" I start laughing my ass off and my girlfriend just turns red. Great story to tell, but she hates it.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 2:13:37 PM EDT
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Quoted: Reminds me of the ride home from a skiing trip about 10 years ago. My girlfriend was a junior in high school and I had just graduated. I got her off with my fingers in the back seat of her parents car...while they were in the front seat. I had her jacket over her lap and my hand down her pants. She managed to stay fairly quiet during it all. Ohhhhhh the memories!!! Awesome, Shorty!! Man, now I wish I were still young enough to go on road trips with girlfriends' parents. [:(] -Nick Viejo. |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 2:26:43 PM EDT
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We happened to be the first ship to return to Tahiti after an extended period of no ship visits protesting the nuclear test. The CO (an O-6) was giving a personal tour of the ship to Governor of French Polynesia, the Prime Minister of some small island nation, the French CinCPAC and a few other big wigs. He opened the door to show them his Sea Cabin and the Duty Quartermaster was giving a local Mam'selle a personal tour. The CO slammed the door and said it was being cleaned. The next Captains Mast was apparently a very brief one.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 2:39:27 PM EDT
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Funny, I was just reading this thread yesterday.
My girlfriend and I were going for a walk in a busy park here in WI. She turns to me and says, "What are those two doing?" I thouhght they were just kissing, but upon closer inspenction. The guy had his bibs down and ass hanging out. It was funny, but not really, as there were kids around. -Jared |
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Posted: 5/28/2003 3:26:35 PM EDT
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The best on I ever saw what at at the Univeristy of Florida. Middle of the day in the middle of the campus. construction of a building had a fence steering all of the student traffice around it. I ran into a buddy, while talking to him I notice a good looking blond was getting her nipple rub thur her white t-shirt by this jocky looking guy. the object doing the rubbing was a cold frosty root-beer in a can. this must have whent on for like 5 min. she had a perky cold wet spot on the front of her shirt. then she lifted her shirt to flash him/me her hard nip. then they parted like they had to go to class.
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Posted: 5/28/2003 9:23:07 PM EDT
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a drunk girl once came into my college dorm shower. It was like 3 am and here I am showering and wow a woman to join me. It was a dorm so there were only curtains, no doors to the showers. and thats the end ;)
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