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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:06:32 PM EDT
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That must have been a long B.J.
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:07:47 PM EDT
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How long did it take the guy to finish?
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:09:02 PM EDT
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Which rest stop?
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:09:04 PM EDT
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Why does your penis and the dogs breath both smell like peanut butter?
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:10:03 PM EDT
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That must have been a long B.J. You never sleep in? |
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:10:51 PM EDT
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How long did it take the guy to finish? Couple minutes, and it was the girl I broke up with a couple weeks ago. Funny thing is we fuck more now, than when we were in a relationship. Turns out we both just want sex, not a relationship. |
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:11:26 PM EDT
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Why does your penis and the dogs breath both smell like peanut butter? Great question, since I don't eat peanut butter, and have never bought it. |
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:11:52 PM EDT
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Getting a blowjob to start the day is always good. Best start to a day off in a long time. Now you have to go the whole day with a sore jaw... 
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:12:02 PM EDT
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You never sleep in? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That must have been a long B.J. You never sleep in? Been getting up at 0400 for about the last 26 years. I'll get to sleep in in about another 4 years. 
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:12:38 PM EDT
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Now you have to go the whole day with a sore jaw... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Getting a blowjob to start the day is always good. Best start to a day off in a long time. Now you have to go the whole day with a sore jaw... 
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:12:40 PM EDT
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Getting a blowjob to start the day is always good. Best start to a day off in a long time. Pics or it didn't happen. |
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:12:59 PM EDT
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Been getting up at 0400 for about the last 26 years. I'll get to sleep in in about another 4 years. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That must have been a long B.J. You never sleep in? Been getting up at 0400 for about the last 26 years. I'll get to sleep in in about another 4 years. That time of day only exists to me if I'm still up partying, or getting up to hunt. |
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:13:26 PM EDT
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Pics or it didn't happen. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Getting a blowjob to start the day is always good. Best start to a day off in a long time. Pics or it didn't happen. inciting the cock thread you have been waiting for!
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:13:45 PM EDT
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Why does your penis and the dogs breath both smell like peanut butter? Why are you smelling another's man's dick ? 
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:14:20 PM EDT
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Pics or it didn't happen. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Getting a blowjob to start the day is always good. Best start to a day off in a long time. Pics or it didn't happen. I do have a smart phone now, so I could take pics next time. Can't post them if I take them though. You can start the official BREAKING: Slims_88 getting a blowjob pic thread though. As long as you handle all the IM's from everyone asking for pics of my dick in my ex girlfriends mouth. |
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:15:17 PM EDT
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Getting a blowjob to start the day is always good. Best start to a day off in a long time. I don't know about that... Free chicken > blowjob. |
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:16:54 PM EDT
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I don't know about that... Free chicken > blowjob. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Getting a blowjob to start the day is always good. Best start to a day off in a long time. I don't know about that... Free chicken > blowjob. Live or fried? |
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:17:12 PM EDT
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How much did you pay him?
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:19:01 PM EDT
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How much did you pay him? Gave her 4 orgasms last night, but I was too drunk to finish. Morning BJ was the thank you gift. |
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:19:53 PM EDT
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Off to watch Escape from LA on Netflix now.
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:23:30 PM EDT
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you mean, I can start posting when I get a BJ?
LOOK AT ME! |
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:26:21 PM EDT
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you mean, I can start posting when I get a BJ? LOOK AT ME! This is GD. You can post any update of your life, unless it involves shitting! |
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:28:23 PM EDT
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Well... mine started out with my boss taking a dump on me for a job I did yesterday afternoon where I worked hard to make it happen, despite being bombarded with other issues to solve. I was proud of the work that I did and my coworker said that it was a much better job than what she would have been able to do. So for all of that, my boss shit on me after he came in this morning. No good deed...
I guess it's NO wonder why his wife only stays with him for the money (a fact known by everyone, including himself). 
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:29:10 PM EDT
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Off to watch Escape from LA on Netflix now. ??? Thanks for the BJ, now I'm going to go watch a shit movie! 
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:30:13 PM EDT
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??? Thanks for the BJ, now I'm going to go watch a shit movie! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Off to watch Escape from LA on Netflix now. ??? Thanks for the BJ, now I'm going to go watch a shit movie! So bad it's good. I haven't watched it in years. |
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:32:45 PM EDT
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Which rest stop?
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:53:20 PM EDT
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Couple minutes, and it was the girl I broke up with a couple weeks ago. Funny thing is we fuck more now, than when we were in a relationship. Turns out we both just want sex, not a relationship. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How long did it take the guy to finish? Couple minutes, and it was the girl I broke up with a couple weeks ago. Funny thing is we fuck more now, than when we were in a relationship. Turns out we both just want sex, not a relationship. yeah.. remember that when you get HPV.. |
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:55:09 PM EDT
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yeah.. remember that when you get HPV.. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How long did it take the guy to finish? Couple minutes, and it was the girl I broke up with a couple weeks ago. Funny thing is we fuck more now, than when we were in a relationship. Turns out we both just want sex, not a relationship. yeah.. remember that when you get HPV.. Debbie Downer. 
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:55:27 PM EDT
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2 years ago on Halloween night my date passed out drunk so I carried her to bed, tucker her in, and kept hanging out for a couple more hours.
I passed out a couple hours later and woke up that next morning to a BJ. Best. . . . morning. . . . ever 
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Posted: 6/24/2016 12:55:59 PM EDT
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yeah.. remember that when you get HPV.. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How long did it take the guy to finish? Couple minutes, and it was the girl I broke up with a couple weeks ago. Funny thing is we fuck more now, than when we were in a relationship. Turns out we both just want sex, not a relationship. yeah.. remember that when you get HPV.. lol come on. . . no need to jump right to the STD jokes.
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Posted: 6/24/2016 1:01:17 PM EDT
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Yesterday afternoon I picked up a gallon of Fish Emulsion fertilizer. I set in on the floor in the back of my car.
I forgot about it out in the driveway. When I went to get it, it had exploded in the heat. Freaking dead emulsified fish ALL over the car floor. Most was on the floor mat, so I tried to get it out. It promptly spilled on my shoes. I spent two hours yesterday, and three hours this morning trying to get it all up. To my wonderful surprise, there was an air conditioner vent under the front seat for the folks in the back. Yep, filled with the crap.. I got as much as I can without taking out the front seat track (which I may need to do). Fucking flies everywhere. I will switch with ya. |
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Posted: 6/24/2016 1:02:51 PM EDT
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Yesterday afternoon I picked up a gallon of Fish Emulsion fertilizer. I set in on the floor in the back of my car. I forgot about it out in the driveway. When I went to get it, it had exploded in the heat. Freaking dead emulsified fish ALL over the car floor. Most was on the floor mat, so I tried to get it out. It promptly spilled on my shoes. I spent two hours yesterday, and three hours this morning trying to get it all up. To my wonderful surprise, there was an air conditioner vent under the front seat for the folks in the back. Yep, filled with the crap.. I got as much as I can without taking out the front seat track (which I may need to do). Fucking flies everywhere. I will switch with ya. Holy hell... you'd better dump your fishy-smelling car on some poor bastard, cause you KNOW it'll smell fishy for the rest of its life. |
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Posted: 6/24/2016 1:12:13 PM EDT
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I'm just here to see if you were also going to post a picture of the chick that blew you.
Apparently, you're not that classless. |
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Posted: 6/24/2016 1:12:45 PM EDT
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Ooops, I spoke too soon.
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I do have a smart phone now, so I could take pics next time. Can't post them if I take them though. You can start the official BREAKING: Slims_88 getting a blowjob pic thread though. As long as you handle all the IM's from everyone asking for pics of my dick in my ex girlfriends mouth. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Getting a blowjob to start the day is always good. Best start to a day off in a long time. Pics or it didn't happen. I do have a smart phone now, so I could take pics next time. Can't post them if I take them though. You can start the official BREAKING: Slims_88 getting a blowjob pic thread though. As long as you handle all the IM's from everyone asking for pics of my dick in my ex girlfriends mouth. |
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