I figure since we've all gone through some stressful times with libs acting full retard lately, and our government trying to destroy our Constitution, perhaps a little joke might help:

Two brothers, one seven years old and one five years old, are discussing the age when it would be appropriate to swear.  The older brother says, "I think today is the day.  When we go down for breakfast, I'll cuss first and then it will be your turn!"  The younger brother agrees.  So, the two boys go downstairs for breakfast.  Their mother asks the older brother, "what do you want for breakfast?"  He replies, "I want some Coco-Puffs, BITCH!"  The mother promptly smacks him in the face and tosses him across the room.  She then looks at the younger child and asks, "what do you want for breakfast?"  He replies, "well, I sure as fuck don't want any Coco-Puffs!"

Thanks, even my wife laughed at that.

Good one!  Thanks for the chuckle!

Thanks for the replies, gentlemen.

OK... now I hate you for the Budweiser that spewed out my nose over that old damn joke.