You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

You can trade a .44 for two .22's.

You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and
let you try a few rounds with it.

Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

Handguns function normally every day of the month.

A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

You can have more than one handgun in the same house without having
problems.

oh yeah? well don't ask it for a "blow-job"[;D]

A good point you have there

It's illegal to shoot a woman;

A hundgun doesn't mind being oiled up;

A woman will slap you if you do a "press check";

A handgun doesn't mind being handled by your friends;

A loaded handgun won't pick fights with you;

You can post pictures of a stripped handgun;

You can read Combat Handguns without hearing that the magazine objectifies firearms;

It isn't against the law to rent handguns;

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Older handguns still have a tight chamber...[}:D]



TS

I took this to school a few years back t o show my friends...My teacher was not impressed![:d]

Who are you kiddin'? A handgun is not better than a woman.

Its just a joke dude.