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Posted: 6/19/2016 7:36:15 AM EDT
I haven't watched her show, but I've seen the commercial probably 3 dozen times now - what a disgusting piece of trash.
For some reason that comment really got under my skin - and I'm used to all the rabid anti-gun ownership spiel. Anyway, thanks Samantha Bee - that NRA membership I let expire a year ago has now been renewed. Oh, and I figured why not pick up that MP5 clone I've been holding out on, because, fuck you...I was worried my other penis substitute wouldn't be enough to uphold my manhood... |
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She's nothing more than purse morgan in a flabby twat female body.......from canada....
f'n cunt... |
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Yet another liberal talk show host with a team of writers to make her seem intelligent. Cookie cutter twits I pay no attention to anymore
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I haven't seen the specific video you're talking about, but it's a standard response from the left anytime someone does something manly.
Own a gun? Must be making up for having a small penis. Own a sports car or motorcycle? Must be making up for having a small penis. Climbed a mountain? Must be making up for having a small penis. Went fishing? Must be making up for having a small penis. She'll probably have a contact email address on her website you can send dick pics to, but it won't make a difference. |
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I suppose all those women shooters are just after a penis substitute. Nothing at all to do with self defense/hunting/target shooting.
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Samantha Bee is just another fucking Canadian who wants to hector us regarding how to think politically.
Fuck all of her ilk. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samantha_Bee |
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OK at least I am not the only one...it pissed me off every time it came on....I have never watched her show and now refuse to ever watch it...
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So I guess expensive clothes and hand bags are a substitute for good looks?
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Don't watch her, won't watch her... I'd rather watch Lawrence Welk.
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Guns compensate for small penises?
So every cop and soldier has a small dick? Every one? And every FEMALE cop and soldier wants a dick? Interesting. That explains a lot. And baseball players' bats and balls? Serious compensation right there. And there are golfers' clubs and balls. It really does require the mentally defective mind of a "liberal" to fantasize that a gun owner should be able to incapacitate five violent, drugged, home invaders --all of whom have the advantage of surprise, superior numbers, and great disparity of force-- from a safe distance, and within a 1.5 second timeframe each, with the lives of my family at stake, all using their penises alone. Ironic and weird coming from the party of true gender confusion. |
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She was the least-funny person on The Daily Show and she only got a job because she's a woman.
If her show lasts more than 2 seasons, I'll eat my hat. |
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Why is she promoting rape culture. She should never speak about my staff of oppression, pole of persecution , rod of rampage, anger shaft, and or meat of menace
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I saw that commercial for her show. It was obvious her writers saw the liberal talking points memo on gun control because she spewed the same garbage as always - AR15 not good for hunting, not good for home defense, owners have small penis. Her writers are probably waiting on the next memo from the DNC as she inhales pudding in her dressing room.
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Butterface. If she starved and exercised for 10 to 14 days her body would be fuckable.
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First off, never hear her...
That said, one major connection to the most common form of mental illness (Liberalism) is that many sufferers of Liberalism have a deep rooted penis obsession. Freud mentioned this in several writings. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, a banana just a banana or a gun just a gun. But to someone with a penis obsession, penis's are everywhere they look, so they think everyone else sees people smoking penis's, peeling/eating penis's, shooting penis's...thus their obsession comes out at some point. Those making the connection are outing themselves as having a sexual mental disorder, which goes hand in hand with their Liberalism disorder and their fear of inanimate objects that includes firearms. |
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To someone who has a vagina the size of a circus tent, with about as many people having been through it, everything looks like a small penis.
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Take a good look at her. That woman has to know something about penis substitutes. And cats.
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Pay her no mind, there are not many things which are inherently manly, patriotic, and bad ass all at the same time. Owning and shooting an ar15 is one of those things.
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I thought I owned most of my guns to murder cute forest creatures. I never thought my Johnson had anything to do with it. The older I get, the less my penis factors into anything.
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Why does everything have to be about dick length to these hoes.
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Just another "comedian" trying to stay relevant without The Daily Show's backing and writers. And failing. |
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If a man buys a gun to compensate for a small penis, doors a woman buy a minivan to compensate for an inadequate uterus?
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Just shows how America is circling the toilet, sad View Quote Back in the 90's, when gun control was a big deal, this was a very common way the antis would argue with gun owner arguments. Leftists can be moved to do or not do something with "shame". Consequently, they believe it works like this on the right too. |
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Well, as someone here has said, I am compensating for my penis.
After all, if I could hit a target across the room or down the street thirty times a minute with my dick, I wouldn't need a firearm. I also wouldn't need a job. I would go into porn, and personally redefine the term "blowjob". |
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You're for gun control? Why are you afraid of penises? So what happened that made you afraid of penises ? Do you know how to work a penis? Does your girlfriend have a penis? Do you imagine a 10 inch dildo could protect you from a violent/psychotic felon who would really, really enjoy hurting you? |
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Of course I'm compensating.
Because I can't kill an attacker from 100 meters with my penis. |
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Take a good look at her. That woman has to know something about penis substitutes. And cats. Not that I'm a fan but she is married with 3 kids. Poor bastard! I wonder what her penis substitute is then? |
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Penis substitute doesn't explain my 16 and 18 inch barrels when I could have 22 or 24.
Doesn't explain my 1911 instead of a Deagle wit Beamz. |
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Liberals are obsessed with genitalia. There's some kind of mental illness at work in these people.
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She probably tried to use one as a penis substitute and it made her butt hurt
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If I could shoot 223 from my penis it would make concealed carrying exponentially easier.
The downside is that I would have to pay a tax stamp to SBR my own dick. |
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