The primary differences between points of view in the liberal and
conservative "Debate" over the war on terrorism might be exemplified by the
following:
Question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.  Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around
the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities.  In your hand
is a H&K 9mm. and you are an expert shot.  You have mere seconds before he
reaches you and your family.  What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!  Does the man
look poor or oppressed?  Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring
him to attack?  Could we run away?  What does my wife think?  What about
the kids?  Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
out of his hand?  What does the law say about this situation?  Is it
possible he'd be happy with just killing me?  Does he definitely want to
kill me or would he just be content to wound me?  If I were to grab his
knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?  This
is all so confusing!  I need to debate this with some friends for a few
days to try to come to a conclusion.

Conservative Answer:

BANG!

Alternatively, there is the "TexasAnswer":

BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  click...
(sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed).  A little girl
speaks: "Nice grouping, Daddy!"

ummmm...what's a fresh clip? [;)]

The clip is for the 9 shot 30-06 Garand pistol.

arfcom answer (~?)...  why 9mm?, my HK is a USP45, and  it's "bang bang" (double tap, thank you)

[:)]

but then the sound is more like:

BANG "Sumbitchthathurts!" BANG "Sumbitchthathurts!"
BANG "Sumbitchthathurts!" BANG "Sumbitchthathurts!"
BANG "Sumbitchthathurts!" BANG "Sumbitchthathurts!"
BANG "Sumbitchthathurts!" BANG "Sumbitchthathurts!"
BANG "Sumbitchthathurts"

Q: Why'd you shoot him 10 times !?

A: ...post ban magazine.    [}:D]

Nice one !!!!!!