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Link Posted: 6/18/2016 6:59:30 PM EDT
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Just wow
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:00:47 PM EDT
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Ban women!
 








Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:01:15 PM EDT
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There isn't a term in existence that adequately describes her dumbfuckery.

I'm just going to assume she's a democrat.

Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:08:42 PM EDT
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I am confused, they are cops but they are on bikes. Is this good or bad?
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:10:58 PM EDT
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There isn't a term in existence that adequately describes her dumbfuckery.

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Your guess would probably be right.
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:18:56 PM EDT
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My money is on Puerto Ricans or New York Ricans.
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:20:25 PM EDT
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She's gonna get a nice ticket too for one of the following:

Failure to yield to a funeral procession 316.1974(c)
Careless Driving 316.1925(1)
Reckless Driving 316.192(1)
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:20:43 PM EDT
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That is a real solid bet.
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:23:31 PM EDT
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Damn, what the fuck is it in Orlando? The water?
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:25:27 PM EDT
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Hopefully the penalties for at least one of those includes permanent revocation of drivers license. She is too stupid to operate a motorized vehicle.
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:26:36 PM EDT
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My wife's uncle funeral, I was a pallbearer.

We watched the hearse make an evasive (read, almost put it on two wheels) to avoid a head on collision.  Turns out that driver 1 in the opposing lanes was slowing after seeing the hearse and procession.  Driver 2 behind her got pissed at her slowing, went around her on a double yellow line into ONCOMING TRAFFIC, saw the hearse coming head on, slammed it back into his lane (directly in front of driver 1) and slammed on his brakes causing driver 1 to rear-end him.  I called and told the cops what happened so that driver 1 didn't get stuck with the ticket.

When we took my wife's uncle out of the hearse the entire contents (flowers, etc) were all over the car because of the evasive maneuver.  I wondered if ole Ed wasn't turned on his side or even face down in that coffin after that near accident.

People suck
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:27:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:29:00 PM EDT
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Hopefully the penalties for at least one of those includes permanent revocation of drivers license. She is too stupid to operate a motorized vehicle.
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She's gonna get a nice ticket too for one of the following:

Failure to yield to a funeral procession 316.1974(c)
Careless Driving 316.1925(1)
Reckless Driving 316.192(1)


Hopefully the penalties for at least one of those includes permanent revocation of drivers license. She is too stupid to operate a motorized vehicle.


All are moving infractions, except Reckless Driving which is criminal and would need some proof of willful and wanton disregard act to support the cite.
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:29:40 PM EDT
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Damn, what the fuck is it in Orlando? The water?
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This happened in Kissimmee, not Orlando.
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:30:58 PM EDT
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Ban High Capacity Assault Vehicles!!!

Nobody needs more than a bicycle.

Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:31:58 PM EDT
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Is she a Jersey import?
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:33:44 PM EDT
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After a year spent in Orlando, this is not even remotely surprising. Red lights there are mild suggestions, speed limit signs are purely decorative, and if there's already someone waiting in a left turn lane at a red light, just make the turn in front of them from the adjacent lane.
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:33:58 PM EDT
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See if we had lowered the national speed limit to 20 mph we could reduce 30,000 deaths a year and have prevented this accident
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:35:44 PM EDT
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This happened in Kissimmee, not Orlando.
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This happened in Kissimmee, not Orlando.


So basically, the ethnicity of the driver is going to be as described by a previous poster.
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:36:12 PM EDT
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So basically, the ethnicity of the driver is going to be as described by a previous poster.
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This happened in Kissimmee, not Orlando.


So basically, the ethnicity of the driver is going to be as described by a previous poster.


The previous poster was me, and yes.
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:43:23 PM EDT
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Hope the cops are okay; however, let's hope this idiot gets some tender lovin' at the county jail.  lol

Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:53:27 PM EDT
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Why does anyone need more than 3 cylinders?!!!



 
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 7:58:56 PM EDT
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really bad!



 
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 8:00:19 PM EDT
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Cutting through a funeral procession around here is cause for a beat down.
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 8:05:35 PM EDT
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Jesus.  You don't pull over and remove your hat, and people here will give you the stink eye.  I think a public ass kicking wouldn't be out of the question if that shit happened here.

Link Posted: 6/18/2016 8:11:02 PM EDT
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It depends on if they have tattoos or not. It is what it is.

 
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 8:12:04 PM EDT
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That is a real solid bet.
Kissimmee.

 
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 8:14:31 PM EDT
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Yea, but GD hates bicycles so we're gonna have to go with something different. Hoverboards or something maybe.
Link Posted: 6/18/2016 8:17:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2016 7:57:33 AM EDT
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Had someone make a left hand turn through our procession for a friend. Luckily a cop was coming from the opposite direction and the idiot was pulled over right then.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 8:01:55 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/19/2016 8:03:25 AM EDT
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Immigrants.



 
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 8:05:01 AM EDT
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This happened in Kissimmee, not Orlando.
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Damn, what the fuck is it in Orlando? The water?




This happened in Kissimmee, not Orlando.


Same thing.  It's like saying, "This happened in Ybor City, not Tampa."



 
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 8:06:25 AM EDT
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Funeral processions are antiquated, dangerous and should be stopped.
Or put them all on a bus or something.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 8:09:58 AM EDT
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Kissimmee.  
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That is a real solid bet.
Kissimmee.  


My statement stands. I drive 40 hours a week in Kissiimmee.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 8:11:39 AM EDT
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Next time lady, do the world a favor and shoot for the gap in the train cars.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 8:13:04 AM EDT
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Funeral processions are antiquated, dangerous and should be stopped.

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So are graveyards, churches, and stoplights.



 
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 8:21:50 AM EDT
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Cops here no longer provide escorts for funeral processions.

Link Posted: 6/19/2016 8:24:41 AM EDT
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My wife's uncle funeral, I was a pallbearer.

We watched the hearse make an evasive (read, almost put it on two wheels) to avoid a head on collision.  Turns out that driver 1 in the opposing lanes was slowing after seeing the hearse and procession.  Driver 2 behind her got pissed at her slowing, went around her on a double yellow line into ONCOMING TRAFFIC, saw the hearse coming head on, slammed it back into his lane (directly in front of driver 1) and slammed on his brakes causing driver 1 to rear-end him.  I called and told the cops what happened so that driver 1 didn't get stuck with the ticket.

When we took my wife's uncle out of the hearse the entire contents (flowers, etc) were all over the car because of the evasive maneuver.  I wondered if ole Ed wasn't turned on his side or even face down in that coffin after that near accident.

People suck
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I'm sorry but I lol'd
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 8:26:43 AM EDT
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Hopefully the penalties for at least one of those includes permanent revocation of drivers license. She is too stupid to operate a motorized vehicle.
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She's gonna get a nice ticket too for one of the following:

Failure to yield to a funeral procession 316.1974(c)
Careless Driving 316.1925(1)
Reckless Driving 316.192(1)


Hopefully the penalties for at least one of those includes permanent revocation of drivers license. She is too stupid to operate a motorized vehicle.



Agreed.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 8:27:49 AM EDT
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Dat gap
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 8:32:29 AM EDT
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I'm sorry but I lol'd
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My wife's uncle funeral, I was a pallbearer.

We watched the hearse make an evasive (read, almost put it on two wheels) to avoid a head on collision.  Turns out that driver 1 in the opposing lanes was slowing after seeing the hearse and procession.  Driver 2 behind her got pissed at her slowing, went around her on a double yellow line into ONCOMING TRAFFIC, saw the hearse coming head on, slammed it back into his lane (directly in front of driver 1) and slammed on his brakes causing driver 1 to rear-end him.  I called and told the cops what happened so that driver 1 didn't get stuck with the ticket.

When we took my wife's uncle out of the hearse the entire contents (flowers, etc) were all over the car because of the evasive maneuver.  I wondered if ole Ed wasn't turned on his side or even face down in that coffin after that near accident.

People suck


I'm sorry but I lol'd


Hey I'm leading the procession to hadees, I did too.

Her uncle looked and sounded just like Wilfred Brimley so when we saw it all go down, I quipped (in my best impression of his voice), "that moron just almost killed me again".  Got my wife to laughing, so it was worth something.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 8:33:09 AM EDT
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I won't try to cut into a funeral procession, but coming from an area where people just drive and meet up at the places for a funeral rather then have some big godawful procession that jacks up traffic wherever it goes, the processions annoy the hell out of me.   I already told my kids not to even think about that nonsense when I go.    Just go to the places.  They'll wait a few minutes for everyone to get there.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 8:35:30 AM EDT
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So are graveyards, churches, and stoplights.
 
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Or put them all on a bus or something.

So are graveyards, churches, and stoplights.
 


Let's put a stop to death while we're at it.

Link Posted: 6/19/2016 8:40:14 AM EDT
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My money is on Puerto Ricans or New York Ricans.






That is a real solid bet.
I'm going with Nuyorircan and not Boricua.

 
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 9:21:13 AM EDT
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She got angry about having to wait and gunned it into two motorcycle cops.  Would some sort of vehicular assault charges not be applicable?  She may not have intentionally hit the cops, but it was a foreseeable outcome of her actions.  Her hood is smashed in.  That's a hell of an impact.
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 9:27:03 AM EDT
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Immigrants.
 
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Damn, what the fuck is it in Orlando? The water?

Immigrants.
 


Florida prosecutor suspended for Facebook post following Orlando shooting

Angela Starke, the public information officer for the State Attorney’s Office, Ninth Judicial Circuit, said Assistant State Attorney Kenneth Lewis was disciplined for a Facebook message following the Orlando massacre that left 49 dead and dozens wounded Sunday.

According to WESH-TV, Lewis wrote a scathing Facebook post decrying Orlando right after the shooting.

"Downtown Orlando has no bottom. The entire city should be leveled. It is void of a single redeeming quality. It is a melting pot of 3rd world miscreants and ghetto thugs. It is void of culture. If you live down there you do it at your own risk and at your own peril.

"If you go down there after dark there is seriously something wrong with you. Disney does everything in its power to shield visitors of Disney from its northern blight. That doesn't change reality. Disney may be the happiest place on earth but Orlando is a national embarrassment. If this is an act of domestic terrorist it is so important that we don't publish the religion, name, or motive of the terrorist as not to offend anyone."


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/06/18/florida-prosecutor-suspended-for-facebook-post-following-orlando-shooting.html
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Police identified the driver as Ivonne Robles Morales, 44.
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http://www.globalpost.com/article/6777110/2016/06/18/car-hits-funeral-procession-orlando-massacre-victim
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 9:49:29 AM EDT
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And automatic transmissions!
Link Posted: 6/19/2016 9:50:12 AM EDT
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Same thing.  It's like saying, "This happened in Ybor City, not Tampa."
 
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Damn, what the fuck is it in Orlando? The water?


This happened in Kissimmee, not Orlando.

Same thing.  It's like saying, "This happened in Ybor City, not Tampa."
 


No, Ybor City is a neighborhood in Tampa.  Kissimmee is an incorporared town in a different county.  
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