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Posted: 5/22/2003 3:26:04 PM EDT
There's the Porsche pick'em truck, available in two versions:

[img]http://www.dinside.no/dh_bilde/85799.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.dinside.no/dh_bilde/85800.jpg[/img]

Or maybe the BMW crewcab:

[img]http://www.dinside.no/dh_bilde/85801.jpg[/img]

If your mother is from Germany, and your father from Mexico (or vice versa), then this Audi El Camino-style will surely cream your twinkie:

[img]http://www.dinside.no/dh_bilde/85802.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 5/22/2003 3:30:04 PM EDT
[#1]
Don't get me wrong, I love Porsches, Audis and BMWs - but these things are ugly.
Link Posted: 5/22/2003 3:31:29 PM EDT
[#2]
Damn those are ugly and they sure look a lot like that ill fated VW "truck" thing that came out in the 80's.
Some German engineers need to be fired, or at least reminded that subarus are not made in Germany.
Link Posted: 5/22/2003 3:35:33 PM EDT
[#3]
Please tell me those are photoshop jobs.  PLEASE!?!?!

Link Posted: 5/22/2003 3:38:45 PM EDT
[#4]
If zee Amerikahn kustomer vants big ugly ben-tseen saufing karrs, ve veel bilt dem big ugly ben-tseen saufing karrs. Zee kustomer ist alvays right!
Cf. BMW X5 and Mercedes Benz ML.
Link Posted: 5/22/2003 3:44:02 PM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 5/22/2003 3:52:24 PM EDT
[#6]
NOOOOOO!!!  The HORRRORRR!!!

I blame soccer moms and rich guys with small penises for the current state of the automotive industry...
Link Posted: 5/22/2003 4:10:48 PM EDT
[#7]
Oh man...

It reminds me of when Lamborghini built an SUV, waay back in the early 90's...

Just...WRONG
Link Posted: 5/22/2003 4:14:41 PM EDT
[#8]
I don't know i think they have potential but they need to be tweaked a bit.

Assuming their 4x4's and have a huge gas eating V-8's or larger under the hood.

I could see myself in one with.

1. an H&K 93 in the gun rack
2. a big sloppy rottie in the passenger side  enjoying the breeze  
3.chomping on a metworst  with hot mustard

speeding down the autobahn  on the way to the bier garden.

ya just gotta apply the right imagery
Link Posted: 5/22/2003 4:18:06 PM EDT
[#9]
THE OFFICAL ARFCOM GAYDAR HAS BEEN ACTIVATED FOR SAID VEHICALS.
Link Posted: 5/22/2003 4:59:51 PM EDT
[#10]
Gaydar definitely pegged FULL FAG on that.

ED
Link Posted: 5/22/2003 5:36:11 PM EDT
[#11]
I think I will stick with my 3/4 ton Ford.
Link Posted: 5/22/2003 5:43:12 PM EDT
[#12]
Can you drop a 3000 LB load in one of those?

Yeah, but the frame (is there a frame?) will be sitting on the ground.
Link Posted: 5/22/2003 6:21:13 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Please tell me those are photoshop jobs.  PLEASE!?!?!

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Yup. Pretty neat ones, too ;)
Link Posted: 5/22/2003 7:06:04 PM EDT
[#14]
man those are hideous.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 9:53:35 AM EDT
[#15]
Yeah, but the Cadillac pick-up is cool right? Right?  (Doh)
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 10:10:36 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Oh man...

It reminds me of when Lamborghini built an SUV, waay back in the early 90's...

Just...WRONG
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LM002.  I have seen exactly 1 on the road, ever.

Edit: pretty good photo manipulation.
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