Hello everyone and welcome to tonight's show.  Tonights special guest is Jimmy Falin.  He will be stopping by to give us his version of The New York Times News.

Tonight's Top 10 list is....[b]Top 10 reasons Arie Fleischer left the White House!![/b]

[b]10[/b]  Sick of carring around Dick Cheney's pace maker

[b]9[/b]   Didn't find any eggs at thw White House Easter Egg hunt

[b]8[/b]   Had to change the word "strategy" to "strategery" in all combat manuals

[b]7[/b]   Accidently took viagra the day the Bush twins showed up and was asked to resign

[b]6[/b]   Tired of calling in the President's vote for Rubin on American Idol

[b]5[/b]   Somebody switched his ulcer medicine with Pez

[b]4[/b]   Got tired of always beating the President at Boogle

[b]3[/b]   Misses the Playboy channel which hasn't been in the White House since Clinton

[b]2[/b]   He wants to take over France....he will be back in 2 week


and the number 1 reason  Arie Fleischer left the White House

[b]1[/b]   Been asked one to many time to perform a Lewinski

Thank you and have a great night!!!

Sgtar15

[white] Co written by son-of-sgtar[/white]

LoL [:D]

Look sgtar, keep your kid away from your meds.



Do it for the kid.    (And us)[:D]

Try the soup...  sgtar is here all week.

Umm....this is me without the meds.

Most people wouldn't last a week inside my mind.

And I'm not saying that like it's a good thing....

Sgtar15

[LOL]

He probably resigned so He would have more time to sop for prebans to line his safe with before the New, More Restrictive AWB gets signed in by the Boss.