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Posted: 5/17/2003 1:38:20 PM EDT
Okay ARFCOMERs, who is sporting a mullet? I know you are out there.
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0XQAAAGgeid!GrHtpcjz5wVSd*cWffRd1M8bSglkl!JLzmMpBLFO801nrvQtc1cojB1U5krTgks2LVZxgHKwVcxUK16b6Tdrbh051f*dz0TvqV4q7kvGdtzFje3PBu3Mc4WIr!rYxlZw/kornmullet.jpg?dc=4675422316021648583[/img] Fess up dammit! And be a man about it, post a picture of your mullet. |
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Quoted: Is that a pic of you, Stryker? View Quote No way man, I lost my mullet back in 1987. I still sport a high and tight. [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0ZQDXApofx2Kwk6I0NkfIIe9CgNhHWFW9WiTkFfSZRHHoGUuUxst9gQ*wpQ3EGPMjFepi7UiKAQL6eLK8wc3qRyRIk8I4gCqguJBGb!xtz86Apxk7IjUCN7I2b05iz7tSBM27PgoK71TyBrgm9cvosA/STRYKER_11A_Behind.JPG?dc=4675420520723452930[/img] See, no mullet. |
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no mullets for me
my hair has looked like this most of my life: [img]home.wi.rr.com/antigov/me_piss.jpg[/img] |
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Here is arfcom Mullet Boy himself.
[img]http://photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=9013[/img] |
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Quoted: Here is arfcom Mullet Boy himself. [url]http://photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=9013[/url] View Quote is that a member here? |
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I am still confused. Is "mullet" the name for a hairstyle that is short on top and long in back, or what exactly?
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Quoted: Quoted: Here is arfcom Mullet Boy himself. [url]http://photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=9013[/url] View Quote is that a member here? View Quote Yep! Its Boomholzer |
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Boomholzer!
I knew it! There had to be a member with a mullet! It appears to be a perfect example of Mullitude also. I especially like the spike on top. Although this mullet is not classified on [url]http://www.mulletsgalore.com/[/url] I think it would probably be catagorized as an Assault Mullet. Good job ilikelegs, you are the leader in the mullet hunting contest. |
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A mullet is about the stupidest thing I've ever seen.If I had one I certainly wouldn't admittant it.
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Quoted: I am still confused. Is "mullet" the name for a hairstyle that is short on top and long in back, or what exactly? View Quote A mullet is a hairstyle which is popularly described as "Short on top, Long in the back". Or as a friend was once overheard saying, "It's business up front, party in the back." Common names for the mullet include (but are not limited to) : The Ape Drape. The Tennessee Waterfall. The 10/90 (the proportion of hair in front to hair in back). The Mud Flap. 7 (shape of the #) The Long Island Ice Teased. Achy-Breaky-Big Mistakey. Yep-Nope. |
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Jeez, and I thought "mullets" referred to an area a little farther south. [shock]
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Mullets rule!
Business up front and party in the back The Kentucky Waterfall The 10 90 10% on top and 90% in the back Shall I go on? [:)] |
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Quoted: Boomholzer! I knew it! There had to be a member with a mullet! It appears to be a perfect example of Mullitude also. I especially like the spike on top. Although this mullet is not classified on [url]http://www.mulletsgalore.com/[/url] I think it would probably be catagorized as an Assault Mullet. Good job ilikelegs, you are the leader in the mullet hunting contest. View Quote He doesn't have one now. He use too. I photoshopped him. |
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You guys need to check out the movie Mulletville. It's so white trash it's funny!
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Quoted: Quoted: I am still confused. Is "mullet" the name for a hairstyle that is short on top and long in back, or what exactly? View Quote A mullet is a hairstyle which is popularly described as "Short on top, Long in the back". Or as a friend was once overheard saying, "It's business up front, party in the back." Common names for the mullet include (but are not limited to) : The Ape Drape. The Tennessee Waterfall. The 10/90 (the proportion of hair in front to hair in back). The Mud Flap. 7 (shape of the #) The Long Island Ice Teased. Achy-Breaky-Big Mistakey. Yep-Nope. View Quote There's also the "chop and drop" "beaver bob" and "hockey hair". I had a mullet in high school. I'm not proud. |
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[img]http://www.flashfunstuff.com/clips/fightingmullets.jpg[/img]
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Quoted: He doesn't have one now. He use too. I photoshopped him. View Quote WHAT! I have been duped? You mean there is no such thing as the Assault Mullet in existance? I really don't know what to say... |
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[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=186989&w=activePop[/url]
I thought I had a confirmed ARFCOM Assault Mullet sighting but the owner destroyed it. |
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Here's an Achy Breaky Mullet:
[img]http://www.asismanagement.com/billy-ray-cyrus/photo-gallery/images/general/photo-17.jpg[/img] |
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OK Let's leave Billy Ray alone!!!
I know him and his dad, he's cool even if he does have bad hair!!! |
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Oh hell, in my High School, mullet was THE cool haircut to have. This was in 1995.
Life in a small town [:D] |
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The should be a mullet convention.
All transportation to said convention provided by short school buses. [:D] |
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Yea, I've still got a mullet, and NO I won't post a pic... you guys are ruthless and I'd end up in the ARFcom photoshop hall of shame... [;)]
About 2" long on top, 1/2" long on the sides, and about 14" long in the back... and NO, I won't cut it... the womenz love it... |
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Please do not cut you mullets.....
I would loose out on soooo much laughing!! |
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You can tell the world you nev-er was my girl.___
You can burn my clothes when I'm gone. Or you can tell your friends__just what a fool I've been and laugh and joke a-bout me on the phone.___ Or You can tell my arms go back__to the farm.___ You can tell my feet to hit the floor. Or you can tell my lips to tell my fin-ger-tips they won't be reach-ing out for you no more.___ But Don't tell my heart, my ach-y break-y heart.__ I just don't think he'd un-der-stand. And if you tell my heart, my ach-y break-y heart,__ he might blow__up and kill this man. You can tell your ma I moved to Ark-an-sas.___ You can tell your dog to bite my leg. Or tell your broth-er Clff___ whose fist can tell my lip. He nev-er real-ly liked me an-y-way.___ Or tell your Aunt Lou-ise. Tell an-y-thing you please.___ My-self al-read-y knows I'm not o-kay. Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind. It might be walk-ing out on me to day.__ But Don't tell my heart, my ach-y break-y heart.__ I just don't think he'd un-der-stand. And if you tell my heart, my ach-y break-y heart,__ he might blow__up and kill this man. Ooh.__man. Mullets have never gone out of style around here...and the damn country bars still play this song every night. |
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Mullet??? Isn't that a type of trash fish commonly used as bait?[:D]
Don in Ohio |
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[url]http://home.wi.rr.com/antigov/Wesley_Willis-Cut_The_Mullet.mp3[/url]
"CUT THE MULLET" by Wesley Willis Do something about your long, filthy hair It looks like a rat's nest Do something about your mullet Get out the hair clippers, jerk Cut the mullet, Cut the mullet, Cut the mullet, Cut the mullet Get the rat's nest off your head Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull Take your ass to the barber shop Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole Cut the mullet, Cut the mullet, Cut the mullet, Cut the mullet The mullet is the reason why people hate you They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull Rock over London, rock on Chicago Insure One, it's the insurance superstore View Quote pure art from a 350 lb Schizophrenic homeless guy |
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[img]http://photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/IG_LoadImage.asp?iImageUnq=12158[/img]
edited to add: one sleeps with pamela anderson, other is me feel free to photoshop |
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Quoted: Yea, I've still got a mullet, and NO I won't post a pic... you guys are ruthless and I'd end up in the ARFcom photoshop hall of shame... [;)] About 2" long on top, 1/2" long on the sides, and about 14" long in the back... and NO, I won't cut it... the womenz love it... View Quote Wow! 14" in the back? You my friend have definately taken the mullet to the next level. The legal ratio for a mullet is 3:1 but you have gone above and beyond with 7:1. Still, I cannot qualify it as an Assault Mullet unless I see a picture of you with an AR-15. I'm just busting balls here. I wear a high and tight for crying out loud, it looks like I am going bald from bottom up. But as you said, the womenz love it. When was the last time a woman you don't know came up and rubbed the back of your melon? They like the stubble for some unknown reason. |
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Quoted: The legal ratio for a mullet is 3:1 but you have gone above and beyond with 7:1. Still, I cannot qualify it as an Assault Mullet unless I see a picture of you with an AR-15. View Quote It's the most recent pic I've got of me... last month on vacation in the U.P. with one of those crappy disposable camera deals... I'll take a pic of me holding a couple of my AR's... then will it count as an 'assault mullet'? [;)] [img]img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/122167/MulletThread01.jpg[/img] |
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Quoted: Quoted: The legal ratio for a mullet is 3:1 but you have gone above and beyond with 7:1. Still, I cannot qualify it as an Assault Mullet unless I see a picture of you with an AR-15. View Quote It's the most recent pic I've got of me... last month on vacation in the U.P. with one of those crappy disposable camera deals... I'll take a pic of me holding a couple of my AR's... then will it count as an 'assault mullet'? [;)] [url]img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/122167/MulletThread01.jpg[/url] View Quote No fucken way ! I'm saving this for TRG. |
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And now you know why I didn't want to post a pic... crap... [;)]
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DUDE! That mullet rocks! You wouldn't happen to be the bass player from Warrant?
Put some Ar-15s in there and it would 100% Assault Mullet. I have got to hand it to you, took balls to post that pic. It says alot about your character. Rock on mullethead! |
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[headbang]
Used to play long ago and had some success in the club/bar/triple A scene, but never made much money at it... now I'm just a poser... hell, I'd rather play with my AR's and master the religion of flyfishing...[;)] [url]www.villagephotos.com/pubbrowse.asp?selected=183340[/url] |
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DarkStar, whatever makes you happy in life, do it. Ar-15s, fly fishing and wearing a mullet isn't the worst you could be doing. Although I personally feel that men should not have to spend more than 30 seconds on their hair a day, and that includes shampooing.
2 out of 3 ain't bad. |
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Quoted: [headbang] Used to play long ago and had some success in the club/bar/triple A scene, but never made much money at it... now I'm just a poser... hell, I'd rather play with my AR's and master the religion of flyfishing...[;)] View Quote Ummm, that hair would scare the hell out of any self-respecting brown trout. Maybe you should do it up in dreads? [:D] |
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