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Posted: 4/24/2016 5:47:55 AM EDT


Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:00:33 AM EDT
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Mmmmmm..... tastes like children.


Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:05:29 AM EDT
[#2]
That seems rather stupid.

Dont trust Kitty
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:09:24 AM EDT
[#3]
That seems like a good way to get the nickname Capt. Hook
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:22:11 AM EDT
[#4]
I knew a dog like that.  A big GS.  You approached him from the front and left walking out backwards. Gentle as a lamb....until you turned your back on him.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:34:46 AM EDT
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Had a BIG Jack Russell that would do the same. Bite from behind.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:38:07 AM EDT
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That seems like something really fucking dumb. I remember being in Baghdad and some stupid soldier got drunk and tried petting a Tiger through the bars at the Zoo. The Tiger ripped his arm off.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:43:15 AM EDT
[#7]

That dosen't look like a wise thing to do.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:45:03 AM EDT
[#8]


Never turn your back to the cage.

- Star Lord
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 6:58:25 AM EDT
[#9]
Yeah, I only trust my house cat to do that after she's eaten her food. That tiger was just licking the salt off of his hand and having fun, but that's a stupid thing to do with a cat that big.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 10:45:10 AM EDT
[#10]
MM-mmm! Tastes like chicken!
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 10:50:32 AM EDT
[#11]
Of all the things I KNOW I will NEVER do.........that is right up there on the list.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 10:51:05 AM EDT
[#12]
Fuck that shit!!!
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 10:58:16 AM EDT
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That seems rather stupid.

Dont trust Kitty
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Like an old FTO said, "the badge can get you pussy, but big pussy will murder you and eat your corpse for shits and giggles."
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 11:00:40 AM EDT
[#14]
Only a matter of time until Darwin steps in. This won't end well.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 11:06:24 AM EDT
[#15]
My cat does the same thing. Just love bites!
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 11:07:33 AM EDT
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That seems rather stupid.

Dont trust Kitty
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They just wanted to snuggle is all
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 11:11:10 AM EDT
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People in tiger country in India (Sundarbans, etc.) often wear human masks on the backs of their heads to make the cats think the people see them.  I gather it works, sometimes at least.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 11:13:03 AM EDT
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I don't think being a chew toy for kitteh would be fun.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 11:17:59 AM EDT
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A love bite from one of those cats can be deep gashes.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 11:18:56 AM EDT
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  A love bite from one of those cats can be deep gashes.
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My cat does the same thing. Just love bites!

  A love bite from one of those cats can be deep gashes.

More like a missing hand
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 11:19:01 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/24/2016 11:22:58 AM EDT
[#22]
For his next trick he will coat his hand with mouse oil.
Link Posted: 4/24/2016 5:49:32 PM EDT
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Pulling a tooth by hand

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