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Posted: 4/22/2016 5:05:44 PM EDT
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I cant believe she accepted a monkey |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 5:07:01 PM EDT
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I cant believe she accepted a monkey Maybe she was thinking of subcontracting it out for basic services? |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 5:07:30 PM EDT
[#3]
Beats spanking it.....
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Posted: 4/22/2016 5:07:30 PM EDT
[#4]
double
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Posted: 4/22/2016 5:08:00 PM EDT
[#5]
So does that make it a fuck monkey?
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Posted: 4/22/2016 5:09:43 PM EDT
[#6]
Clyde ?
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Posted: 4/22/2016 5:10:32 PM EDT
[#7]
That's a lot of monkey business
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Posted: 4/22/2016 5:10:48 PM EDT
[#8]
In London a"Monkey" means £500... a pretty generous tip
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Posted: 4/22/2016 5:29:00 PM EDT
[#9]
"The monkey, named Gooey, was recovered by police after officers located the woman involved in an area hotel."
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Posted: 4/22/2016 7:58:52 PM EDT
[#10]
I wonder if the monkey can fuck a football.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:44:31 PM EDT
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"The monkey, named Gooey, was recovered by police after officers located the woman involved in an area hotel."  Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:46:31 PM EDT
[#12]
Ya can't make shit like this up...
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:55:36 PM EDT
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Maybe she was thinking of subcontracting it out for basic services? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I cant believe she accepted a monkey Maybe she was thinking of subcontracting it out for basic services? I've seen a monkey peel a Banana, I want nothing to do with that. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:58:27 PM EDT
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Ya can't make shit like this up... I don't know how The Onion stays in business. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:35:39 PM EDT
[#15]
Hey, would you like to buy a monkey?
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:38:03 PM EDT
[#16]
So cliche. If I had a nickel for every time a monkey was given as payment for sex....
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:40:46 PM EDT
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"Well, this should be good!"
<opens thread> "Uh oh, maybe there's a Eugene in another state..." <clicks link> "No, I don't know what else I could have expected" 
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:41:10 PM EDT
[#18]
Did the monkey wait and watch?
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:42:11 PM EDT
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Eugene police said they recovered a monkey from an out-of-town prostitute, after an exotic animal pet store owner gave it to the woman as a tip for her services. Story here. Your move, Florida. Give us a day, I'm sure we'll do something incredibly stupid. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:42:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:50:44 PM EDT
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Ya can't make shit like this up... Meth, stolen Girl Scout cookie money, porn, a hooker and a monkey, He's gonna have some stories to tell his grandkids. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:52:55 PM EDT
[#22]
Maybe its a particularly attractive monkey -- who's to say ? 
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