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Posted: 4/20/2016 2:28:56 PM EDT
Had no idea this was even....I mean.....
Ya know? Cause.... 
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Posted: 4/20/2016 2:34:39 PM EDT
[#1]
Sharknado goes to jail?
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Posted: 4/20/2016 2:39:26 PM EDT
[#2]
Traci Lords, huh?
What is that movie rated again? |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 2:43:23 PM EDT
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Aside from wanting to see Traci Lords do her magic...this looks like the single worst movie I'll never watch.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 2:43:48 PM EDT
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Hmmm. I'd be curious to see how Traci Lords aged. Last I saw she looked pretty damn good and appeared to have only minor surgical enhancements.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 2:48:08 PM EDT
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They kept a straight face while acting in that movie. Impressive. True professionalism like that is hard to find.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:03:13 PM EDT
[#6]
Good lord. How does one get funding for something like this.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:12:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Good lord. How does one get funding for something like this. 1) Women's prison, but a giggity women's prison not a real one with gross crackheads in it. 2) Tank tops, with a swamp meaning the tank tops will get wet. 3) Amphibious burrowing sharks, read that again...amphibious motherfucking sharks that can burrow! 4) Guns, with lots and lots of CGI effects on them, who doesn't like CGI effects on guns? 5) Traci Lords, and this time they actually checked her driver's license. I'm just surprised it's taken this long for Hollywood to come to the obvious conclusion that something as awesome as this needed to be made. Shame on you Hollywood for dragging your feet on this, yet at the same time kudos Hollywood for finally making it happen...  |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:16:20 PM EDT
[#8]
Want
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:19:57 PM EDT
[#9]
Here's the kickstarter with bewbies.....
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:23:28 PM EDT
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1) Women's prison, but a giggity women's prison not a real one with gross crackheads in it. 2) Tank tops, with a swamp meaning the tank tops will get wet. 3) Amphibious burrowing sharks, read that again...amphibious motherfucking sharks that can burrow! 4) Guns, with lots and lots of CGI effects on them, who doesn't like CGI effects on guns? 5) Traci Lords, and this time they actually checked her driver's license. I'm just surprised it's taken this long for Hollywood to come to the obvious conclusion that something as awesome as this needed to be made. Shame on you Hollywood for dragging your feet on this, yet at the same time kudos Hollywood for finally making it happen...
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Good lord. How does one get funding for something like this. 1) Women's prison, but a giggity women's prison not a real one with gross crackheads in it. 2) Tank tops, with a swamp meaning the tank tops will get wet. 3) Amphibious burrowing sharks, read that again...amphibious motherfucking sharks that can burrow! 4) Guns, with lots and lots of CGI effects on them, who doesn't like CGI effects on guns? 5) Traci Lords, and this time they actually checked her driver's license. I'm just surprised it's taken this long for Hollywood to come to the obvious conclusion that something as awesome as this needed to be made. Shame on you Hollywood for dragging your feet on this, yet at the same time kudos Hollywood for finally making it happen...
Nailed it 
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:24:41 PM EDT
[#11]
Sharknado meets Tremors.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:28:47 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryNow that's a classy broad. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:29:47 PM EDT
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Hmmm. I'd be curious to see how Traci Lords aged. Last I saw she looked pretty damn good and appeared to have only minor surgical enhancements. She is in the trailer. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:32:06 PM EDT
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This showed up in the YouTube feed in the OP.
I like this one better ... they get attacked by a shark at the end. I didn't see that coming.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:36:22 PM EDT
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She is in the trailer. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Hmmm. I'd be curious to see how Traci Lords aged. Last I saw she looked pretty damn good and appeared to have only minor surgical enhancements. She is in the trailer. Yes I know - her face isn't really what I'm referring to. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:51:41 PM EDT
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Good lord. How does one get funding for something like this. What, like all $50? I have no idea. I could see them crowd-sourcing $30-$35 of it, but the rest? Edit- To heck with it. I'm stealing this. "Where Ya from there Ol' Deadeye?" "I'm from Sharkansas baby! Don't be hatin' now Y'all!!!" |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:54:42 PM EDT
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I'll watch it.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:56:33 PM EDT
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So is tracy lords a porn star or something?
And this looks horrible, but I guess that's part of the charm. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:57:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What, like all $50? I have no idea. I could see them crowd-sourcing $30-$35 of it, but the rest? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Good lord. How does one get funding for something like this. What, like all $50? I have no idea. I could see them crowd-sourcing $30-$35 of it, but the rest? |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:57:40 PM EDT
[#20]
nevermind |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:57:44 PM EDT
[#21]
Son of a bitch.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:59:30 PM EDT
[#22]
I recall hearing of a video game with a land shark gun. Tag the target and a land shark eats it.
Why can't someone make a movie with that in it? Pleeeeeeeease! |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 4:46:02 PM EDT
[#23]
Well, I just wasted 90 min of my life...
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Posted: 4/20/2016 4:56:59 PM EDT
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So is tracy lords a porn star or something? And this looks horrible, but I guess that's part of the charm. No, she was the youngest Power Ball winner from Ohio. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 5:02:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Good lord. How does one get funding for something like this. Republicans war on women to be sure |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 5:26:50 PM EDT
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Well, I just wasted 90 min of my life... Wut? The trailer was what, 1 minute 15 seconds? You actually watched the MOVIE?!?!?!?! 
Hell, I'm from Sharkansas and I'd never even consider doing that!!!
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Posted: 4/20/2016 5:29:08 PM EDT
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Hell, I'm from Sharkansas and I'd never even consider doing that!!!
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Well, I just wasted 90 min of my life... Hell, I'm from Sharkansas and I'd never even consider doing that!!!
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Posted: 4/20/2016 5:31:23 PM EDT
[#28]
Crossman BB gun @ 1:04
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Posted: 4/20/2016 5:31:26 PM EDT
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No, she was the youngest Power Ball winner from Ohio. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So is tracy lords a porn star or something? And this looks horrible, but I guess that's part of the charm. No, she was the youngest Power Ball winner from Ohio.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 5:31:26 PM EDT
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No, she was the youngest Power Ball winner from Ohio. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So is tracy lords a porn star or something? And this looks horrible, but I guess that's part of the charm. No, she was the youngest Power Ball winner from Ohio.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 5:31:34 PM EDT
[#31]
Wit beamz??
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Posted: 4/20/2016 5:36:24 PM EDT
[#32]
Those things aren't real right?
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Posted: 4/20/2016 5:47:36 PM EDT
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Those things aren't real right? If you can touch them, they're real. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 5:53:15 PM EDT
[#34]
LOL, I know what I'm watching tonight.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 5:57:09 PM EDT
[#35]
I love these types of movies! Boobs, bad acting, dumb monsters, what more do you want?
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Posted: 4/20/2016 6:01:02 PM EDT
[#36]
Dominique Swain has not aged well. Sad. I liked her in "Lolita."
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Posted: 4/20/2016 6:15:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Traci Lords, huh? What is that movie rated again? |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 6:17:51 PM EDT
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Had no idea this was even....I mean..... Ya know? Cause....  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSYjORgaRn4
That all seems highly implausible to me. I mean, no female prison in the world is going to allow their inmates to wear shorts like that. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 6:23:24 PM EDT
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Sofa King Retarded.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 6:28:45 PM EDT
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What
The Fuck 
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Posted: 4/20/2016 6:52:00 PM EDT
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So is tracy lords a porn star or something? And this looks horrible, but I guess that's part of the charm. Just google "New Wave Hookers". |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 7:03:37 PM EDT
[#42]
I'm not downloading shit with Tracy Lords in it. You never know how old she was when it was made.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 7:04:14 PM EDT
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What a shitty movie it will be. I'll pass.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 7:12:39 PM EDT
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They kept a straight face while acting in that movie. Impressive. True professionalism like that is hard to find. Quote HistoryQuoted:
They kept a straight face while acting in that movie. Impressive. True professionalism like that is hard to find.
 
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Posted: 4/20/2016 7:12:49 PM EDT
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Had no idea this was even....I mean..... Ya know? Cause.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSYjORgaRn4
Is this the Traci Lords that got caught making Porno movies when she was 15 ??
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Posted: 4/20/2016 7:33:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is this the Traci Lords that got caught making Porno movies when she was 15 ?? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Had no idea this was even....I mean..... Ya know? Cause.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSYjORgaRn4Is this the Traci Lords that got caught making Porno movies when she was 15 ?? They checked her driver's license this time, it's all kosher now.  |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 7:34:26 PM EDT
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Is this the Traci Lords that got caught making Porno movies when she was 15 ?? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Had no idea this was even....I mean..... Ya know? Cause.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSYjORgaRn4
Is this the Traci Lords that got caught making Porno movies when she was 15 ?? Yeah, I remember the rap on her being she made a bunch of underage stuff, then when she turned 18 made one that she owned, ratted herself out to get all the other videos trashed and hers left as the only one left for a payday. No idea if that's true. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 7:40:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wut? The trailer was what, 1 minute 15 seconds? You actually watched the MOVIE?!?!?!?! Hell, I'm from Sharkansas and I'd never even consider doing that!!! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Well, I just wasted 90 min of my life... Wut? The trailer was what, 1 minute 15 seconds? You actually watched the MOVIE?!?!?!?! Hell, I'm from Sharkansas and I'd never even consider doing that!!! Not even a nip slip in the whole thing. Absolutely no redeeming value. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 8:04:23 PM EDT
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Hmmm. I'd be curious to see how Traci Lords aged. Last I saw she looked pretty damn good and appeared to have only minor surgical enhancements. That's cause the first time you saw her, she was only 16. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 8:14:31 PM EDT
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Wow!
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