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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:09:22 AM EDT
The second coming is here.
http://fox59.com/2016/04/20/indiana-woman-receives-divine-surprise-during-prenatal-checkup/ 
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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:11:26 AM EDT
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May she have a successful delivery and a healthy baby.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:12:59 AM EDT
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She's pregnant and has an IUD. It's a miracle!
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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:13:29 AM EDT
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May she have a successful delivery and a healthy baby. I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:16:35 AM EDT
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I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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May she have a successful delivery and a healthy baby. I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. Nailed it. 
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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:16:44 AM EDT
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I made a pancake that looked like Jesus once. I considered putting it on ebay and calling the local news.
However, I wanted the Holy Spirit inside of me, so I gobbled it down. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:17:56 AM EDT
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May she have a successful delivery and a healthy baby. I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. Nailed it. OmG....too much coffee, not enough desk space.... |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:19:32 AM EDT
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May she have a successful delivery and a healthy baby. I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. Nailed it. Typical GD azzhattery I've come to love.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:19:54 AM EDT
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May she have a successful delivery and a healthy baby. Amen. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:21:32 AM EDT
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May she have a successful delivery and a healthy baby. I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. Nailed it. Fucking Gold my man, Pure Gold. And Frankensense and Mur
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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:21:41 AM EDT
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Probably will be still-born. Then 3 days later, BLAMO!
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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:22:48 AM EDT
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I made a pancake that looked like Jesus once. I considered putting it on ebay and calling the local news. However, I wanted the Holy Spirit inside of me, so I gobbled it down. Gotcha beat there, I had an image of Jesus show up on a nasty ass shower curtain. Wrote a funny description and put it up on eBay. Sold for $20! |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:24:23 AM EDT
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Tranny thread.
She's got wood |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:25:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:30:19 AM EDT
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Keep this up and the Anti Christ just may let you polish his shoes...
Keep up the work |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:32:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nailed it. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: May she have a successful delivery and a healthy baby. I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. Nailed it. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:39:05 AM EDT
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I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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May she have a successful delivery and a healthy baby. I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. I would recommend the C-section, because crowning a crown of thorns. 
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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:49:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Probably will be still-born. Then 3 days later, BLAMO! |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 9:55:22 AM EDT
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Ricky Bobby would be so proud!
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Posted: 4/20/2016 10:02:03 AM EDT
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She's pregnant and has an IUD. It's a miracle! That happened to my wife. The fetus remained intact even after the IUD was removed. Our daughter was very much unexpected. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 10:13:12 AM EDT
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That happened to my wife. The fetus remained intact even after the IUD was removed. Our daughter was very much unexpected. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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She's pregnant and has an IUD. It's a miracle! That happened to my wife. The fetus remained intact even after the IUD was removed. Our daughter was very much unexpected. Are you REALLY sure that the daughter is your wife's??
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Posted: 4/20/2016 10:16:05 AM EDT
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May she have a successful delivery and a healthy baby. I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. Nailed it. May you both be forgiven..........for you know not what you have done. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 10:26:30 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/20/2016 10:27:40 AM EDT
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Keep this up and the Anti Christ just may let you polish his shoes... Keep up the work 
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Posted: 4/20/2016 10:28:13 AM EDT
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If it was a shotgun instead of a cross I might be inclined to believe it.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 10:38:25 AM EDT
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Why is it that every time someone sees a cross in something, it is assumed to be Jesus and not some other schmuck that was crucified around the same time. The chance of it being Jesus has to be one in several thousand.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 10:40:35 AM EDT
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Why is it that every time someone sees a cross in something, it is assumed to be Jesus and not some other schmuck that was crucified around the same time. The chance of it being Jesus has to be one in several thousand. Nobody wrote a book about any of those schmucks coming back. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 7:26:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That happened to my wife. The fetus remained intact even after the IUD was removed. Our daughter was very much unexpected. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: She's pregnant and has an IUD. It's a miracle! That happened to my wife. The fetus remained intact even after the IUD was removed. Our daughter was very much unexpected. "About a year ago, my girlfriend was on the pill, wearing a diaphragm, and an IUD all at once. Recently, she had a baby. The baby was born wearing armor." --Steven Wright |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 7:34:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nailed it. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: May she have a successful delivery and a healthy baby. I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. Nailed it. Jesus wept. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 7:52:44 AM EDT
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Reminds me for some reason of the self diddling scene in "The Exorcist."
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Posted: 4/21/2016 7:54:06 AM EDT
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Jesus Christ!
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Posted: 4/21/2016 7:58:10 AM EDT
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May she have a successful delivery and a healthy baby. I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. Nailed it. Jesus wept. while laughing uncontrollably. A god without a sense of humor isn't really worth worshiping. You're god, for god's sake. lighten up already. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 7:58:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/21/2016 8:00:10 AM EDT
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while laughing uncontrollably. A god without a sense of humor isn't really worth worshiping. You're god, for god's sake. lighten up already. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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May she have a successful delivery and a healthy baby. I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. Nailed it. Jesus wept. while laughing uncontrollably. A god without a sense of humor isn't really worth worshiping. You're god, for god's sake. lighten up already. I truly believe that God has a great sense of humor. Why else would He give a man 2 heads, but only enough blood to think coherently with just one at a time? |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 8:14:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: while laughing uncontrollably. A god without a sense of humor isn't really worth worshiping. You're god, for god's sake. lighten up already. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: May she have a successful delivery and a healthy baby. I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. Nailed it. Jesus wept. while laughing uncontrollably. A god without a sense of humor isn't really worth worshiping. You're god, for god's sake. lighten up already. Nailed it, Jesus wept....... What woosh you heard was the joke going over your head. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 8:25:33 AM EDT
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I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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May she have a successful delivery and a healthy baby. I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. 
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Posted: 4/21/2016 8:30:10 AM EDT
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May she have a successful delivery and a healthy baby. I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. Nailed it. Jesus wept. This thread delivers. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 8:33:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: May she have a successful delivery and a healthy baby. I would recommend C-Section, or she'll end up with splinters. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 8:58:59 AM EDT
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I love this state, but damn if we ain't got a lot of Florida north stuff going on lately
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Posted: 4/21/2016 10:00:18 AM EDT
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Yesterday I heard Indiana referred to as "The Mississippi of the North" on FM Broadcast Radio.
(I was born there, and lived there until I was thirteen years old.) |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 10:28:07 AM EDT
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Gives new meaning to "getting a woodie".
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Posted: 4/21/2016 10:33:20 AM EDT
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Then she must be a pseudo god
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