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Posted: 4/20/2016 7:03:51 AM EDT




ARCACHON, France, April 19 (UPI) -- A town in France has seemingly found a solution that will prevent locals from vandalizing a statue of Greek hero Heracles.

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The town of Arcachon has decided to create a prosthetic removable
penis that can be attached to the statue of Heracles, or Hercules, in
Parc Mauresque after years of vandals stealing the appendage.







"Considering Heracles' fragile manhood we've chosen to give him a
removable prosthetic that we can add to the statue before each
ceremony," deputy mayor said, according to The Local."This is the best solution, otherwise you just end up constantly chasing after the anatomy of Heracles."






http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/04/19/French-statue-gets-detachable-penis-to-thwart-thieves/5041461096323/?spt=mps&or=3&sn=tn_an




 
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 7:13:50 AM EDT
[#1]
There will always be dicks that are thieves.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 7:13:51 AM EDT
[#2]

I tried to insert a YouTube video called "detachible penis" by King Missile,
but I suck at inserting.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 7:16:57 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2016 7:25:59 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:04:00 AM EDT
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Ha!   When I saw the thread title, I was trying to think of who sang that song.













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Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:15:22 AM EDT
[#6]
Came to post Detachable Penis by King Missile.

Was not the first.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:17:44 AM EDT
[#7]
Nothing new. Married men have been dealing with this for years.
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:17:54 AM EDT
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ARCACHON, France, April 19 (UPI) -- A town in France has seemingly found a solution that will prevent locals from vandalizing a statue of Greek hero Heracles.


The town of Arcachon has decided to create a prosthetic removable penis that can be attached to the statue of Heracles, or Hercules, in Parc Mauresque after years of vandals stealing the appendage.


"Considering Heracles' fragile manhood we've chosen to give him a removable prosthetic that we can add to the statue before each ceremony, because we can't have a ceremony without a penis in it" deputy mayor said, according to The Local."This is the best solution, otherwise you just end up constantly chasing after the anatomy of Heracles."


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Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:28:20 AM EDT
[#9]
Heracles. . . Not Hercules. . . Why do they prefer the Greek?
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 8:29:53 AM EDT
[#10]
This thread is dildos.

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Link Posted: 4/20/2016 10:35:44 AM EDT
[#11]
Which restroom does he used while his penis is detached?
Link Posted: 4/20/2016 10:38:26 AM EDT
[#12]
I have a lesbian friend who owns a detachable penis.
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