im no longer gene 5,im now brad pitt

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Posted: 4/19/2016 8:11:20 PM EDT

hey if transgenders can get the government to legalize a blatant lie why cant I be brad pitt?dear Angelina I,ll try to be gentle
this is about the 4th circuits court decision in Virginia.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:11:58 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/19/2016 8:11:59 PM EDT

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lol sugarbear, are you high on bathsalts again?

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:13:18 PM EDT

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you could be Foster Brooks

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:13:37 PM EDT

[#4]

SugarPitt. Hm.

No sir. I don't like it.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:14:05 PM EDT

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So which shitter will you be using today Mr. Jolie?

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:14:29 PM EDT

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87% chance OP is drunk.
So there's that.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:14:31 PM EDT

[#7]

genepitt...

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:14:32 PM EDT

[#8]

ok sugarbear

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:14:55 PM EDT

[#9]

I'm a Cherokee Native American.

I want to join the tribe.

I want my monthly casino check.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:15:01 PM EDT

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Isn't Tuesday a little early to get schalmmered?

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:15:12 PM EDT

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I was John Malkovich for a while, but I am now Edward Norton.

You are therefore me.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:16:21 PM EDT

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You can legally change your game. Go for it, princess.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:16:43 PM EDT

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You need to have Aimless change your username...threaten him with gender discrimination if he doesn't.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:17:23 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/19/2016 8:20:18 PM EDT

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Well gene, if you can be Brad Pitt I can be the reincarnation of Benny Hill.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:21:58 PM EDT

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no shit,whats the difference?

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:22:40 PM EDT

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I'm 5th generation Alaskan, currently living in Nome. Can I get all my back pay now?

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:24:24 PM EDT

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I've said on occasion that I now identify as a handicapped person, and I want my better parking spot.

At the same time I identify as a rock star, and want my millions, fame, and hot chick's.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:24:55 PM EDT

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I am now gene5 since it's available.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:25:22 PM EDT

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In related news, Angelina Jolie now self-identifies as a can of pepper spray.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:26:06 PM EDT

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hey if transgenders can get the government to legalize a blatant lie why cant I be brad pitt?dear Angelina I,ll try to be gentle
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You have it backwards.

You're now ANGELINA.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:26:41 PM EDT

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I'm a Cherokee Native American.

I want to join the tribe.

I want my monthly casino check.

no shit,whats the difference?

Not a damn thing.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:26:58 PM EDT

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hey if transgenders can get the government to legalize a blatant lie why cant I be brad pitt?dear Angelina I,ll try to be gentle
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Posted: 4/19/2016 8:27:16 PM EDT

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After reading the thread title with a more focused eye: How about capitalizing and using punctuation correctly...

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:27:33 PM EDT

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I am now gene5 since it's available.

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I am now fatcat4620 since its available

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:29:46 PM EDT

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I am now gene5 since it's available.

I am now fatcat4620 since its available

Cool,,,username swap thread!

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:31:58 PM EDT

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I am now gene5 since it's available.

I am now fatcat4620 since its available

Cool,,,username swap thread!

This is going to be awesome

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:32:02 PM EDT

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you know who yer talkin too?

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:34:51 PM EDT

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I support the OP, er, I mean Brad, in his endeavor.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:36:07 PM EDT

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you know who yer talkin too?

Brad Pitt does grammar.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:36:57 PM EDT

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Be Wolford Brimley.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:38:23 PM EDT

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Can I have your username then?

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:39:19 PM EDT

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Can I have your username then?

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I support the OP, er, I mean Brad, in his endeavor.

Can I have your username then?

Johnny does self identify as a moderator

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:39:20 PM EDT

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I am start drinking RIGHT NOW.

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Call me TITO

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:40:30 PM EDT

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If you can convince site staff you are Brad Pitt, I will call you as such as long as you have your username changed to the aforementioned name.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:42:18 PM EDT

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You mean Bizarro Foster Brooks. Foster Brooks was a sober guy who pretended to be drunk.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:43:07 PM EDT

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You mean Bizarro Foster Brooks. Foster Brooks was a sober guy who pretended to be drunk.

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you could be Foster Brooks

You mean Bizarro Foster Brooks. Foster Brooks was a sober guy who pretended to be drunk.

You mean gene5 is a drunk guy who pretends to be sober?

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:43:30 PM EDT

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Brad5

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:45:01 PM EDT

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I support the OP, er, I mean Brad, in his endeavor.

Can I have your username then?

Johnny does self identify as a moderator

Not anymore.

Now I'm Weezie Jefferson.

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:49:13 PM EDT

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you know who yer talkin too?

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:51:42 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/19/2016 8:55:39 PM EDT

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hey if transgenders can get the government to legalize a blatant lie why cant I be brad pitt?dear Angelina I,ll try to be gentle
this is about the 4th circuits court decision in Virginia.

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Next you'll be telling us that you've decided you'd rather be Angelina since as Brad you immensely enjoyed wearing the man skirt while filming Troy

Posted: 4/19/2016 8:57:17 PM EDT

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OP you are thinking small time....

I was born a rich man and am demanding millions that I am entitled to. The .GOV need

to pay up or there will be discrimination suits flying, They cannot deny my birthright and

identity.