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Posted: 4/18/2016 8:35:39 PM EDT

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:36:56 PM EDT

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Got a cunt hair stuck in her throat?

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:37:13 PM EDT

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In.

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:37:34 PM EDT

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Quick! Mouth to mouth!. . . . . . . . . .

Anybody?. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:38:08 PM EDT

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The Reaper is waiting

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:38:34 PM EDT

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Breaths are no longer needed. I'd gladly do compressions by jumping on her chest.

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:39:01 PM EDT

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FPNI

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:39:06 PM EDT

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That lazy ass needs to start swinging his scythe.

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:40:01 PM EDT

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It would not surprise me in the least to find that she has some severe health condition that they are covering up until after the election.

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:40:14 PM EDT

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In no way would I offer her aid of any kind.

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:40:25 PM EDT

[#10]

Stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:41:11 PM EDT

[#11]

Tuberculosis anyone?

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:43:58 PM EDT

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There is something wrong. She's had that cough for a long time.

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:44:11 PM EDT

[#13]

I hope it's dick cancer.

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:44:35 PM EDT

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Could be something as simple as her taking Lisinopril.

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:44:55 PM EDT

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I'm OK with this.

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:48:09 PM EDT

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Would have been better if he said. Do you need cpr?......what does it even matter?

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:49:58 PM EDT

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Probably on an ACE inhibitor.

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:50:06 PM EDT

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Smoker's cough.

Or her anti-psychotic meds are giving her dry throat.

Or her treatment for hypertension.

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:50:10 PM EDT

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She is so fucking evil even Satan is afraid to call her home!

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:50:37 PM EDT

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Hair ball?

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:51:55 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/18/2016 8:53:44 PM EDT

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I'm praying its heart failure and she just keels over during one of her speeches.

Wherever I am, I'll have a double of bourbon.

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:54:31 PM EDT

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Smoker's cough.

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Well, lizard people do have trouble adjusting to the humidity in earth's atmosphere....

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:54:35 PM EDT

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They are, I've heard some interesting things from people who have worked with the campaign. She is in bad shape.

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:56:01 PM EDT

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"Coughing like you've got some medicinal"

"Yeah"

A presidential candidate hopeful joking about smoking weed?

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:57:18 PM EDT

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They are, I've heard some interesting things from people who have worked with the campaign. She is in bad shape.

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It would not surprise me in the least to find that she has some severe health condition that they are covering up until after the election.

They are, I've heard some interesting things from people who have worked with the campaign. She is in bad shape.

I notice she is always wearing those old grandma suits that look like they were made for North Koreans. They look quite hot and uncomfortable, but it may be necessary for her because she has trouble keeping warm.

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:58:15 PM EDT

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I notice she is always wearing those old grandma suits that look like they were made for North Koreans. They look quite hot and uncomfortable, but it may be necessary for her because she has trouble keeping warm.

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It would not surprise me in the least to find that she has some severe health condition that they are covering up until after the election.

They are, I've heard some interesting things from people who have worked with the campaign. She is in bad shape.

I notice she is always wearing those old grandma suits that look like they were made for North Koreans. They look quite hot and uncomfortable, but it may be necessary for her because she has trouble keeping warm.

The suits would cover water weight from being bloated from heart failure.

Posted: 4/18/2016 8:59:48 PM EDT

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From the ghost of Chris Stevens...

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:03:16 PM EDT

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Satan is just starting to collect what he's owed a bit early...

TC

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:04:38 PM EDT

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I'm alright with that.

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:07:34 PM EDT

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I'm praying its heart failure and she just keels over during one of her speeches.

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I'll have a coke when that happens. Bill will have some too.

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:10:45 PM EDT

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let's start a gofundme for a tombstone and send her updates on twitter. See that way we get to carve what we want on it.

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:12:31 PM EDT

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She found it hard to lie and not cough that day.

Most days she's able to, not that day.

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:13:30 PM EDT

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Lucifer is just waiting for her to kick

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:14:59 PM EDT

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Cunts like her live till' they're 100.

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:15:33 PM EDT

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They are, I've heard some interesting things from people who have worked with the campaign. She is in bad shape.

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It would not surprise me in the least to find that she has some severe health condition that they are covering up until after the election.

They are, I've heard some interesting things from people who have worked with the campaign. She is in bad shape.

That would make her VP choice even more terrifying than I'm sure it already will be.

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:15:34 PM EDT

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Got a cunt hair stuck in her throat?

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Is that cough common among old lesbians?

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:21:37 PM EDT

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While I'm not proclaiming at all as if I know about her relationship with the Lord, if I was a betting man I'd be putting all my money on she sold her soul to lucifer years ago.

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:22:30 PM EDT

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That would make her VP choice even more terrifying than I'm sure it already will be.

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It would not surprise me in the least to find that she has some severe health condition that they are covering up until after the election.

They are, I've heard some interesting things from people who have worked with the campaign. She is in bad shape.

That would make her VP choice even more terrifying than I'm sure it already will be.

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:22:48 PM EDT

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I'm worried about her guys. I hope she's okay

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:23:53 PM EDT

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I'm praying its heart failure and she just keels over during one of her speeches.

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I'm down for this.

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:24:24 PM EDT

[#42]

She caught Ghonaherpasyphillaids Type B from Bill.

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:25:08 PM EDT

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It would not surprise me in the least to find that she has some severe health condition that they are covering up until after the election.

They are, I've heard some interesting things from people who have worked with the campaign. She is in bad shape.

That would make her VP choice even more terrifying than I'm sure it already will be.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/3266488/images/o-BERNIE-SANDERS-SMILE-facebook.jpg

Holy yellow teeth batman! He needs some free dental care ASAP. Is that on his platform of free shit?

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:26:26 PM EDT

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She is just choking on her lies..she tells so many it is getting hard to keep them all down..

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:26:28 PM EDT

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Holy yellow teeth batman! He needs some free dental care ASAP. Is that on his platform of free shit?

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He needs some dandruff shampoo too. Look at all that white shit all over his suit.

Socialists apparently have very bad personal hygeine

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:28:58 PM EDT

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He needs some dandruff shampoo too. Look at all that white shit all over his suit.

Socialists apparently have very bad personal hygeine

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Holy yellow teeth batman! He needs some free dental care ASAP. Is that on his platform of free shit?

He needs some dandruff shampoo too. Look at all that white shit all over his suit.

Socialists apparently have very bad personal hygeine

He's 74. He's at the Yelling at Cloud stage in his life; hygiene is the least of his worries.

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:39:26 PM EDT

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I would try the old: "Her airway is over dilated!!! quickly, we must constrict her airway somehow!" save her!

Posted: 4/18/2016 9:41:15 PM EDT

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Are you kidding?

When Hitler and Stalin tuck the dark lord into bed in the morning, he tells them to wake him up if they see him having a bad dream.

Stalin: "What could cause you such fear, oh crafty one?"

Debil: "In just a few moments by my reckoning, the Hillary Beast will be here."

Hitler: "Was will we do, oh grosse wun? Der must be something."

Debil: "There's nothing we can do, nowhere we can go. We're going to be stuck with her for eternity!"

Mao walks out just then.

"What you guys saying?"

Stalin: "It's very bad. Our master is preparing for Hillary to come take the throne in our cursed lair. We don't know what to do. It's already causing nightmares for him."

Mao Tse-tung quietly puts his head down, pondering.

"Ancient Chinese proverb says, when haggard witch near death, that also mean that party animal husband with cocaine addiction near death also. In Art of War, Sun Tsu teach to embrace your enemy, use those close to him against him with deception and subterfuge."

They all think for a minute about this idea.

Stalin bursts out laughing.

"Your plan is to play Hillary against Bill using....deception?"