My wife stole my pillow !

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - My wife stole my pillow !

Posted: 5/9/2003 2:54:39 PM EDT

So there I am sound asleep and I wake up to a slow tugging underneath my head. I'm thinking to myself "wtf?!" and then my wife puts her leg over mine and snuggles up.
My wife is a pillow FIEND we have like 6 pillows on the bed and I only use ONE. I later discover she wanted it cause it was "her pillow". (one just like it was 15 feet away on the couch)
So I decided to pretend I was still sleeping, and I bit her boobs. ( i have done this and other wierd things while i sleep )
I am still not satisfied with her punishment, what would be a good way to get her back?

Posted: 5/9/2003 2:58:57 PM EDT

[#1]

Pics man!!

Posted: 5/9/2003 3:00:30 PM EDT

[#2]

Dude, who the hell cares?

Posted: 5/9/2003 3:06:24 PM EDT

[#3]

If she wants one so bad, put one over her face while she sleeps.

Posted: 5/9/2003 3:09:17 PM EDT

[#4]

Both rainman's and Javak's responses are creepy. Mine isn't.

Posted: 5/9/2003 3:10:11 PM EDT

[#5]

get her back by naming your son Drake.[:D]

Posted: 5/9/2003 3:29:20 PM EDT

[#6]

Drool on it. Then give up.

ED

Posted: 5/9/2003 6:03:46 PM EDT

[#7]

Years ago, I started putting a different pillow case on [b]my[/b] pillow to reduce the confusion. It didn't keep her from taking it, but it help assuage my conscience when taking it back.z

Posted: 5/9/2003 6:10:08 PM EDT

[#8]

A rolled up newspaper and a stern NO!.....
Oh wait, wrong thread.

Posted: 5/9/2003 6:14:40 PM EDT

[#9]

My wife gets a severe beating-cussing-griping- when she gets close to my pillows. She has hers....I got mine. His pillows are blue covers, hers are flowers. Mine fit just right.

Been married 22 years. King-size bed buddy.

Posted: 5/9/2003 8:03:25 PM EDT

[#10]

I've got a king size bed and a ton of pillows and that's just for me.

The wife was only a problem with stealing shit before the divorce. If I'm that dumb to head down that road again, I'll have to try and remember the sleep boob biting.

Note: not a slam against marriage. some guys like it, I can't stand it or children so I stay away from both situations.

Posted: 5/9/2003 8:07:50 PM EDT

[#11]

I agree that a Left Handed Drake may be in order in this situation.

If that doesn't work, you might try a Blind Reverse Drake, or even a Atomic Drake Buster

Posted: 5/9/2003 8:43:04 PM EDT

[#12]

Fart on it, she won't want it.

Posted: 5/9/2003 11:27:15 PM EDT

[#13]

Pick the pillow you want and while she it in the room fart on it really bad.

It's marking your territory.

Posted: 5/9/2003 11:43:18 PM EDT

[#14]

Next time it happens, grab a towel, some lotion, and go put in the "Girls Gone Wild" video at a loud volume..(you know the one).

Posted: 5/9/2003 11:51:17 PM EDT

[#15]

take the worst, most worn-out pillow on the bed.... She'll never want it. that's what I do anyway.

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