That's right folks, get your tickets now for the knock down, drag out, grudge fest that will occur during a future, as yet (still) unannounced event that ar15.com might have something to do with.
In the Red corner, weighing in at 225 pounds, standing 5'11 (do they really pile sh!t that high?) is Hoplite, defender of cheetos, good beer, and the All American past time of eating too much apple pie.
In the Blue corner, weighing in at a chunky 255 pounds, standing 5'10, is ProfessorEvil, friend of junkyard dogs, Liberator of frozen corn dogs, and defender of the faith!
Ladies and gentlemen, it's going to be a race to the finish with these two. We're betting a box of ammo (Hop is betting 458 socom, i'm betting 22lr) that one of us is faster in a 100m run.
Odds are running slightly in Hoplite's favor. He's the 3:2 favorite. Evil, a track star in a previous life, is the longshot at 5:1. Get your bets in early. This could be a hot one folks.