That's right folks, get your tickets now for the knock down, drag out, grudge fest that will occur during a future, as yet (still) unannounced event that ar15.com might have something to do with.  

In the Red corner, weighing in at 225 pounds, standing 5'11 (do they really pile sh!t that high?) is Hoplite, defender of cheetos, good beer, and the All American past time of eating too much apple pie.

In the Blue corner, weighing in at a chunky 255 pounds, standing 5'10, is ProfessorEvil, friend of junkyard dogs, Liberator of frozen corn dogs, and defender of the faith!

Ladies and gentlemen, it's going to be a race to the finish with these two.  We're betting a box of ammo (Hop is betting 458 socom, i'm betting 22lr) that one of us is faster in a 100m run.  

Odds are running slightly in Hoplite's favor.  He's the 3:2 favorite.  Evil, a track star in a previous life, is the longshot at 5:1.  Get your bets in early.  This could be a hot one folks.  

[rolleyes]

Can I referee the race?

I have a calendar to time it with. [:)]

From looking at the weight stats it might be a good idea to have a few of the board members who are in the medical field attend this event.  [:D]

Make it interesting......

Run from the backstop at 100m to the firing line and fire a 5 shot group at 25m.  For every shot outside the X ring add .5 second to the time.  Any shots outside the 10 ring add one second for each of those shots.....

Best time in the end wins....

This could get interesting.

If anyone would care to challenge me to the 12oz. dash.  Bring it on.

Maybe some 40 oz curls?  

How about a contest to see which one of you two can jump off a 5 story building into a pool without shattering your legs?

Sure. You go first to demonstrate, we'll be right there behind ya.

Make it real interesting.  Have each man stand 1000 yards from each other.  You each take turn firing 1 round at each other.  Ever round you move 25 yards closer until one of you is dead.

The winner gets all the other guys rifles.

What say you?

SGtar15