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Posted: 5/8/2003 5:29:20 PM EDT
You just know their a big old sissy.
No what I mean? Sheldon Chip Kelly Ashley Kim Carry How's that for a topic spin? |
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Any time they use the long version.
stephen michael timothy andrew peter you get the idea. |
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Marion, no wonder he changed his name to John Wayne.
I think the name of guys that are trouble are Kevin & Dennis. |
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Quoted: Any name with the word "sniper" in it. Pat View Quote [BD] |
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Quoted: Mark is a sissy name. View Quote Who you callin' a sissy? You wanna piece of me, boy?[;)][;D] Now Marc, that's a sissy name. |
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I once worked in a shop with four guys named, Peters, Cox and Ball. As the shop chief used to say, " we got one peter, two cox and one ball we need more balls,,hahahahahahahah." It amused the guy to no end, always worth a chuckle.
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I think my Dad must've been a Johnny Cash fan (as in "I gave you that name so you'd get tough or die" from A Boy Named Sue), because my middle name is DEE. But that's okay, I've since met a guy named Opal and one named Shirley.
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I know a guy named Shirley, too. An old fart/farmer/Mason.
Jacque gets my vote for the poor guy/least likely to survive. That, or Florence.[BD] |
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I know a man named Vivian. Probably the most macho person I know. I wouldn't mess with him or his name.
marsh |
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Any French guy's name [:D]
Jacques Henri Andre Pierre [url]http://french.about.com/library/travel/bl-fr-names.htm[/url] |
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My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze. Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid But the meanest thing that he ever did Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue." Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk, It seems I had to fight my whole life through. Some gal would giggle and I'd get red And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head, I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue." Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean, My fist got hard and my wits got keen, I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame. But I made a vow to the moon and stars That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars And kill that man who gave me that awful name. Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July And I just hit town and my throat was dry, I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew. At an old saloon on a street of mud, There at a table, dealing stud, Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue." Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had, And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye. He was big and bent and gray and old, And I looked at him and my blood ran cold And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do! Now your gonna die!!" Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes And he went down, but to my surprise, He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear. But I busted a chair right across his teeth And we crashed through the wall and into the street Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer. I tell ya, I've fought tougher men But I really can't remember when, He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile. I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss, He went for his gun and I pulled mine first, He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile. And he said: "Son, this world is rough And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along. So I give ya that name and I said goodbye I knew you'd have to get tough or die And it's the name that helped to make you strong." He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight And I know you hate me, and you got the right To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do. But ya ought to thank me, before I die, For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Sue.'" I got all choked up and I threw down my gun And I called him my pa, and he called me his son, And I came away with a different point of view. And I think about him, now and then, Every time I try and every time I win, And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name! |
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Ziggy
Francswa Jackie Percivile Clarence Woody Sigmund Carole Gene Frances |
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I don't know how many times I've seen French guys on the tube named -
Michele, yes freakin Michelle as in the girls name. Someone should kick them in the nuts, but they ain't got any. ED |
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Craig or "Craigy"
Romeo Eddie Julio June Marion Marven Buddy Sylvester Howie Gregory Ralphy |
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Quoted: Eddie View Quote I only let my mom call me that. And yes that is how I use to spell it some 35-40 years ago. Eddie |
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Jan. I know one too, and he doesn't like it.
I have to disagree with you folks on the very traditional biblical names. |
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Quoted: [pink][size=6][b]GAYLORD[/b][/size=6][/pink] View Quote Now what is wrong with that name? [:D] |
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ROBIN View Quote There's a guy at work named Robin and I've just never thought of him as effeminate. I don't know how many times I've seen French guys on the tube named - Michele, yes freakin Michelle as in the girls name. Someone should kick them in the nuts, but they ain't got any. ED View Quote Not exactly. The masculine version is spelled M-I-C-H-E-L and even though it's pronounced the same (frogs don't know any better), it's not the same as a girl's name. |
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work with a guy named Romeo who goes by the name Rommy
Even though he was manly how would you like to have the name Dick Butkus? |
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Clarence. Something doesn't seem right with it, though it seems like no one ever messes with someone named Clarence.
Tracey Francis |
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Quoted: What about Sebastian? Id say the manliest name is Brian. View Quote I agree, Brian [:D] |
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