Hello everyone and welcome to tonights show.  Our special guest tonight will be our friend Cyanide.  He will be showing us the joys of home chemistry.  Later on in the show the Band [b]Banana Magnums[/b] will be playing their new single "[i]Cry of the Plantains"[/i]

Onto the Top 10 list.....

Tonights category is:  [b]Top 10 failed advertising campaigns[/b]


[b]10[/b]   Mike Tyson's "Prison Strength" condoms.

[b]9[/b]    Sniper_Wolfe's Pimple Cream remover

[b]8[/b]    Janet Reno for Kingsford charcoal

[b]7[/b]    Gov. Gray Davis for Ivan's Bail Bonds and Money Laundering.

[b]6[/b]    Dixie Chics as the Strickland Propane spoke people.

[b]5[/b]   Imbroglio for Acme Kettle Korn  [white] while wearing Marpat BDU's[/white]

[b]4[/b]   Sgtar15's special blend Tender Vittles...[white] also while wearing Marpat BDU's[/white]

[b]3[/b]   Bill Clinton selling Girl Scout cookies

[b]2[/b]   Michael Jackson promoting Dr Shade's Plastic Surgery and Race reduction

and the #1 failed advertising campaign....

[b]1[/b]    Rosie O'Donnel for StarKist Tuna!!![white] Holy Mackerel that joke was bad!![/white]

Thank You and have a great night!!

Sgtar15

Sgtar...do not quit your day job.



We need a new anim character...a Coo Coo clock figure that pops out and goes Coo Coo. We could use right about now.

j/k[:D]

*Shivers* eww

The horror, the horror...