This man had 2 employees, Ann and Jack.  Business was slow and he had to fire one of them.  He tried and tried to find a way to choose.  He watched their performance, their punctuality, their treatment of clients, etc... to no avail.  They were both good employees.

Finally, he went to Ann and said, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'm either going to have to lay you or Jack off."  Ann replied, "I would rather you just jack off because I have a headache right now."

I don't get it..... [>:/]

Edited to add:

[size=6][b]DUH!![/b][/size=6]  [BD]

Never mind.... Didn't read it fast enough.

Good one...

[:D]

[ROFL2]