Posted By: Cross Into The Blew (209-234-160-47.gen.twtelecom.net)
Date: Monday, 5 May 2003, at 1:51 p.m.

I need some advice regarding a military divorce. I am a Master Sergeant in the A.F. with 19 years in and have been married for 15. I just can’t take the old lady anymore and I want OUT ! She’s old, fat, lazy and doesn’t do a damn thing except stay home and take care of the house and kids.

Are there any tricks that can help me save all of my retirement? What about child support? Her fat ass can have custody of our two snot-nosed little whelps—I just want to pay as little as possible.

She’s not really a bad person and I suppose is an O.K. wife (for somebody else—not me). She’s almost forty now and I feel like I’m sleeping with some droopy-tittied bassett hound. Jeez, I woke up this morning and thought I was watching animal planet on TV but it wasn’t really a hairy wilderbeast----it was my wife ! I just can’t take it anymore.

I want out! I got me little chick from P.I. waiting in the wings so I need as much of my retirement as I can keep!

Any advice?

http://www.divorcesource.com/cgi-bin/wbb/military.pl?read=18146

lol

Take her sky diving.....

muWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Steve, you gotta be making this shit up!