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Posted: 5/6/2003 10:03:52 PM EDT

Removed url
Very funny site. Don't go here if you are
easily offended

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:17:16 PM EDT

[#1]

Wrong Wrong Wrong, why the hell where there little kids on the site?

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:23:41 PM EDT

[#2]

Those are kids on the front of that web-site, do yourself a favor and delete this thread.
It will get ugly in a couple of hours.

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:26:45 PM EDT

[#3]

... right. [%|]

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:28:17 PM EDT

[#4]

I am curious sherrick how you ran across this site? WTF where you looking for?

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:31:56 PM EDT

[#5]

I hope they are not really kids... My 23 year old sister looks like she is 13, so it is possible they aren't.

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:44:39 PM EDT

[#6]

You are right. I didn't even notice the kids on the front page. I am going to send an email to the page owner. A friend sent it to me.

MOD Please delete this thread!!!!

My mistake.

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:44:45 PM EDT

[#7]

I sort of see this site's point, because the last time I went to visit my brother in school
[5th grade] I noticed half the boys were gay,
and ALL the girls were total sluts.
I mean, 5 or 6 12-13 year old girls offered to blow me behind the school! WTF!!!
My brother gets laid more in a week than I have in my entire life!!!

Something is just not right in society these days...

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:49:50 PM EDT

[#8]

I believe that vaginal heterosexual intercourse and its accompanying possible consequences of pregnancy should be postponed until marriage or college, whichever comes first.

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[LOL][LOLabove][ROFL2][ROFL][jump] WHICH EVER COMES FIRST!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH

[wave]Morality of all Society is gone....wave bye bye!

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:52:39 PM EDT

[#9]

Come on, wasn't that site a joke?

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:54:35 PM EDT

[#10]

You guys have to know that site is a phony. Watch the commercials.

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:58:21 PM EDT

[#11]

The site is funny and it is all a spoof.
In the FAQ they say they their actors are
18. The problem is the pics of the younger people on the front page. I didn't notice them until someone pointed it out and that is why I removed the url and asked this thread be deleted.

Posted: 5/6/2003 11:12:45 PM EDT

[#12]

Shit I hit delete instead of edit.

Sherrick13 you did a good job I think asking it to be deleted. I read a few "teens" testimonials and they are not the angels.[:D]

Posted: 5/6/2003 11:31:41 PM EDT

[#13]

I am still rollin on the floor! that site was F*ing funny! LOL

Posted: 5/6/2003 11:33:12 PM EDT

[#14]

From what I saw, I have to say that some people here apparently share the HCI/VPC/Brady Center definition of "child".

Posted: 5/7/2003 12:39:22 AM EDT

[#15]

wow, I hadn't seen that in a while, didn't even need to see the url. That new commercial is pretty darn funny, but the original is a classic. come on guys lighten up, it's a joke.

[ROFL2] [ROFL] [LOL]

Posted: 5/7/2003 12:59:08 AM EDT

[#16]

[img]http://www.infinitydog.com/technicalvirgin/images/07_male.jpg[/img]

[b]MARK G., Atomic City, ID[/b]
When I started my junior year of high school, I was already the captain of the football team and the baseball team, I was a straight-A honors student, and girls were offering themselves to me. I just couldn't say no to easy sex and free booze, but I knew I was risking my future. So I prayed on it, drove to Boise, and got this butt-ugly haircut. I haven't been laid since, praise Jesus!

Posted: 5/7/2003 3:54:23 AM EDT

[#17]

[ROFL]

Posted: 5/7/2003 7:02:24 AM EDT

[#18]

I knew a young Syrian girl at the University of Illinois who was "technically a virgin." She was still a slut. [;)]

Posted: 5/7/2003 7:10:15 AM EDT

[#19]

Man, too late again...what was so funny? I seem to be to late for the link

Posted: 5/7/2003 7:47:44 AM EDT

[#20]

I didnt see anything, I didn't hear anything. I just read the thread, & so I'm goting to be IBD (in bofore deleation) Since it was asked for by the poster!

Posted: 5/7/2003 8:03:53 AM EDT

[#21]

HAAAAAAA guys i am still roflmao! thanks ya'll made my week! lol

Posted: 5/7/2003 10:01:53 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Man, too late again...what was so funny? I seem to be to late for the link

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check your im [;D]

Posted: 5/7/2003 10:24:01 AM EDT

[#23]

dude I hate to break this to you but YOU CAN DELETE YOUR OWN THREAD. duh.

Posted: 5/7/2003 10:35:55 AM EDT

[#24]

what garryowen posted was fucking hilariously.

man, that's funny

Posted: 5/7/2003 10:41:52 AM EDT

[#25]

Uhm, huh? What'd I miss?

Posted: 5/7/2003 11:11:20 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
dude I hate to break this to you but YOU CAN DELETE YOUR OWN THREAD. duh.

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I tried by hitting the delete button but it
didn't work.

Posted: 5/7/2003 11:25:03 AM EDT

[#27]

dont delete it! its funny as hell! lol

Posted: 5/7/2003 11:33:46 AM EDT

[#28]

what's the url?

Posted: 5/7/2003 11:50:25 AM EDT

[#29]

I remember stumbling across that site a while ago. I think I'll have to revisit it and see any new stuff they've put up. Good for a laugh.

Posted: 5/7/2003 12:09:26 PM EDT

[#30]

So where is the URL?

Posted: 5/7/2003 12:28:33 PM EDT

[#31]

Mods may not want the URL posted, but a good guess and a trip to Google should find you the site in a few minutes.

Posted: 5/7/2003 12:32:36 PM EDT

[#32]

new wife: see honey i saved my virginity for our wedding.
husband: yea, i appreciate that but why is you butt hole caved in?

yep nothing like being married to a women who has to pack her butt with a ham to keep it from leaking. [puke]

Posted: 5/7/2003 7:16:48 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
new wife: see honey i saved my virginity for our wedding.
husband: yea, i appreciate that but why is you butt hole caved in?

yep nothing like being married to a women who has to pack her butt with a ham to keep it from leaking. [puke]

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Dude! What the hell are you talking about!?

Posted: 5/7/2003 7:21:58 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
new wife: see honey i saved my virginity for our wedding.
husband: yea, i appreciate that but why is you butt hole caved in?

yep nothing like being married to a women who has to pack her butt with a ham to keep it from leaking. [puke]

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Speaking from personal experience?

Posted: 5/7/2003 7:26:43 PM EDT

[#35]

And could someone send me the link please? Everyone's laughing and I don't know what they are laughing at. I want into the loop, goddammit!

Posted: 5/7/2003 7:38:16 PM EDT

[#36]

Are you really encouraging teenagers to engage in anal sex?
No, of course not. Our "Public Service Announcement" is very obviously a parody of "teen abstinence" PSAs, and this site is a parody of "teen abstinence" sites. We feel that the entire abstinence approach to teen sexuality is unrealistic and misguided, and this site is our response to that. We believe that if the current abstinence movement continues to preach total abstinence, it will send the message that only heterosexual vaginal intercourse is "real sex," and that other types of sexual behavior are not "really sex." In that sense, Technical Virgin is intended as a sort of cautionary example.

So what do you really think of anal sex?
It's lots of fun. ... Seriously, Anal sex is very, very risky, far more so than vaginal intercourse. Because anal tissues tear easily, anal sex is a major transmission vector for the HIV/AIDS virus, hepatitis, and other sexually transmitted and blood-borne diseases. Anyone participating in anal sex should use safe-sex techniques, including condoms and plenty of water-based lubricant. Condoms containing spermicides should not be used, as they can inflame rectal tissues. Also, oil-based lubricants should be avoided because they make condoms more likely to break.

Is the girl in the video really a teenager?
Only her hairdresser knows for certain. All we'll say is that she is at least 18 years of age.

Can you tell me where/how to get anal sex?
No.

Its a joke boys

Posted: 5/7/2003 7:46:50 PM EDT

[#37]

someone please send me link.

Posted: 5/7/2003 8:01:40 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
someone please send me link.

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Special jedi mind trick
Check out the photo on page one
right click
click on properties.
There's a smart lad.

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