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Posted: 5/6/2003 9:46:14 PM EDT

For $5 I will give you my home address and you can come and punch me. Five dollars must be given first.

You can kick me for $10 and bite for $20

Raising $2000, so come on people show some of that fighting spirit.

Or you could just hire me for anything has to do with design or development, but kicking my ass is cheaper.

Posted: 5/6/2003 9:51:27 PM EDT

[#1]

It's a thought... What state are you in?[:)]

Posted: 5/6/2003 9:54:48 PM EDT

[#2]

Nevada, or if you pay for plane ticket where ever you are.

I dont know if its worth kicking the crap out of me however. But you cant touch my hip (not very good screwed up joint)

What the hell is this world coming to. I know some one making $15 an hour filling in text and they say there work is so dam hard they even quit once because they say they werent getting enough.

My god people a bitches. Oh yeah for $7,000 I will let you cut off a finger but must be able to be reattached even if it dosent work.

Posted: 5/6/2003 11:34:35 PM EDT

[#3]

How much to decapitate you?
It can be reattached, but the brain won't work, But hey, it doesn't work now, so what's the loss?

Posted: 5/6/2003 11:46:18 PM EDT

[#4]

I'll take a couple of punches in the face. A side of ass kickin". And how much to pepper spray ya and I have this cattle prod. I want to see if it will make you drop a 32oz object.

Email me as to the grand total, and contact info.

I'll be bringing cold hard cash and in Vegas in 3 weeks.

Posted: 5/6/2003 11:48:25 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
How much to decapitate you?
It can be reattached, but the brain won't work, But hey, it doesn't work now, so what's the loss?

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I'll take a couple of punches in the face. A side of ass kickin". And how much to pepper spray ya and I have this cattle prod. I wHat to see if it will make you drop a 32oz object.

Email me as to the grand total. And contact info.

I'll be bringing cold hard cash.

I'll be in Vegas in 3 weeks

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[lol] [rofl2] [rofl] [lolabove]

Posted: 5/7/2003 4:57:55 AM EDT

[#6]

lol

[:P]

Posted: 5/7/2003 5:08:10 AM EDT

[#7]

Do you take Pay Pal ??

Posted: 5/7/2003 5:17:57 AM EDT

[#8]

I'd like to purchase two stabs for $50 each and one gunshot for $100. I'd also be willing to pay $200 for a scalping if they are available.

Posted: 5/7/2003 5:54:46 AM EDT

[#9]

raising money for another gun you just cannot live without?

Posted: 5/7/2003 1:40:02 PM EDT

[#10]

I'll really be worried when some guy here posts how much he'll pay Snipley to kick HIS ass! Hey Snipley, how much does a good flogging go for?

Posted: 5/7/2003 1:43:58 PM EDT

[#11]

How much for...[nuts]..?

Posted: 5/7/2003 1:59:21 PM EDT

[#12]

Or, you could scrape together you last $24 and pay for an ass whipping.

[url]http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm[/url]

Posted: 5/7/2003 2:21:09 PM EDT

[#13]

How much to hit you in the back with a baseball bat and shoot you in the leg with a .22?

Posted: 5/7/2003 2:22:43 PM EDT

[#14]

I take it you do not have boobs or a vagina.

Posted: 5/7/2003 2:34:34 PM EDT

[#15]

this thread reminds me of the fun i had over at crappybobandnicbig.com

Posted: 5/7/2003 2:55:15 PM EDT

[#16]

trades?
group purchase?

Posted: 5/7/2003 2:59:30 PM EDT

[#17]

Nevada? [thinking] I'm in Las Vegas and I'm tired of beating my wife, your offer seems perfect! IM your address to me.

Joke: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing....you already told her twice. [LOL]

Posted: 5/7/2003 3:53:49 PM EDT

[#18]

I'm in! Post yer address... I'll drop $50 and give you a flying porkchop elbo tackle.

Posted: 5/7/2003 4:10:43 PM EDT

[#19]

Oh, no you don't I will take $4 for a puch, and $8 for a kick(not to the nuts), $15 for a bite.

I will take $20 for a kick to the nuts.

It is going to be a rough life trying to take my business away. YOu had better watch yourself.

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