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[i][size=2]“I get the stuffed monkey. He’s mine; it’s payback time for the one that bit me in Apache Junction.”
“Look, I found a piece of “Tickle me Elmo.”
“Get some shade dude; you’re looking pretty red.”
“Fuck it. What’s adventure without danger? Besides I got sutures and morphine in my Molle gear. Hoowah”
“Hey, take your ears off. Listen to this silenced 50 BMG.”
“Damn, sure as Hell, I don my “high speed low drag” gear just as the Sheriff shows up. I really look like a redneck.”
“Quick, someone take a picture of that Sheriff shooting the NFA Thompson machine gun full-auto. We’ll PhotoShop him with a Budweiser in the other hand and we’ll all have letterheads!
“I seen ya eye-fuckin’ it, go ahead and put a belt through her!
“Here, gimme it, I’ll clean that AR so you can eat off it.”
“This API sabot round will punch clean through it.”
“The Mogadishu Mile went down pretty much like it did in “Crash Hawk Down”, Hoowah.”
“Maybe we should move that Tannerite out a little farther.”
“Judging by the size of their canopy, I’d guess those DMGC dudes have done this before.”
“Here, I brought your MAC-10 out for a conjugal visit.”
“He appropriated his NFA weapons from the dinosaur days.”
“Hold my cigar while I mix this Tannerite.”
“I brought out some MRE’s for chow but sure, I’ll take a cheeseburger.”
“I haven’t shit solid since Gulf War I.”
“Got anything I can put this scorpion in?”
“Yo! Bring that Tannerite back, you need to mix it with the catalyst first.”
“Hey, is this pee on my tire?”
“Put something between you and the Tannerite (MOAB) just in case.”[/i][/size=2] (See picture below for the barrier she chose.)
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