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Posted: 5/5/2003 12:44:00 AM EDT

1. "When criminals shoot at cops, the cops will shoot back". REALLY!!!!

2. "In his alcoholic stupor, the DUI driver can't see ANYTHING!!!" (3 minutes of footage showing the chasee dodging other vehicles)

etc. etc. Got his head up John Walsh's a**.

Posted: 5/5/2003 12:47:14 AM EDT

[#1]

Bad guys always get caught, always, so dont even try to run.

Posted: 5/5/2003 12:48:28 AM EDT

[#2]

Its not just hair, ITS A HELMET!

Posted: 5/5/2003 1:14:55 AM EDT

[#3]

I've learned that my nearly daily trips to 80mph on the highway are actually DEATH DEFYING INSANELY HIGH SPEED SUICIDE RUNS. Here I thought I was going with the flow of traffic, apparently I could leave cops in the dust at this speed, and provide for at least 10 minutes of entertaining footage for the folks at home.

Posted: 5/5/2003 1:47:14 AM EDT

[#4]

That guy is a clown. Multnomah County SO wasn't sorry to see him go, from what I hear.

Posted: 5/5/2003 3:00:24 AM EDT

[#5]

LA, CA is the car chase capital.

And Chief Moose takes the shooting of kids personal but not adults.

Posted: 5/5/2003 4:17:08 AM EDT

[#6]

Not even the SUPER HIGH speed motorcycle can out run the radio.

Posted: 5/5/2003 5:10:51 AM EDT

[#7]

The big thing I've learned is, DISCO HAIR NEVER GOES OUT OF STYLE

Posted: 5/5/2003 5:20:47 AM EDT

[#8]

That if the car chase actually occurred at speeds of 20 mph, you can speed up the tape to make it look like a DEATH DEFYING INSANELY HIGH SPEED SUICIDE RUN.

(Memo to self..must remember to blank out the time display on the tape)

Posted: 5/5/2003 5:27:02 AM EDT

[#9]

All helo pilots/reporters in helos have the SAME VOICE!

Scott

Posted: 5/5/2003 5:52:22 AM EDT

[#10]

Apparently, everything is a cop's worst nightmare, leading one to assume that most cops are functional narcoleptics.

Posted: 5/5/2003 6:15:16 AM EDT

[#11]

1. That helicopters can pick up engine sounds, brakes screeching, and sirens wailing over the roar of their own rotor blades from 700 feet in the air.

2. That you can loop the same fifty seven seconds of footage over and over again, including sped up, slow mo and make the segment for one chase last well over eight minutes.

3. That you can act gay, talk gay, and look gay, still have a prolific career in law enforcement, and still get a job in Hollywood after you retire.

Posted: 5/5/2003 6:33:17 AM EDT

[#12]

1. One can prolong their TV career by using the same stock footage over and over, just in a different order and rotated through several episodes.

2. If you can't cut it as a cop, you can always play one on TV.

Posted: 5/5/2003 8:24:38 AM EDT

[#13]

That as a cop, you can royally screw up and almost kill yourself or someone else, but if you survive, it is because of your "highly skilled police training!"

Posted: 5/5/2003 8:30:20 AM EDT

[#14]

That it would stop a car chase faster if you shoot the engine block with a 45-70 Gov't than by taking out the tires.[BD]
Of course this is what I would do not them!

Cars with no tires left on them makes lots of sparklies![:D]

BigDozer66

Posted: 5/5/2003 8:30:50 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
All helo pilots/reporters in helos have the SAME VOICE!

Scott

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EXACTLY! (Plus that the idiot thinks no one but him can see what's happening!)

Posted: 5/5/2003 8:26:56 PM EDT

[#16]

[b]1,[/b] That what you and I think is just a normal passenger car, pickup truck, SUV, or sports car, ect. ect....when in the hands of a criminal...becomes a "[b]POWERFUL and DANGEROUS SPEED MACHINE[/b]"

[b]2,[/b] That, somewhere along the line...Kalishnikov evidently made a line of [b]AK 47 ASSAULT RIFLES[/b] that look [b]EXACTLY[/b] like an [b]SKS, AR15,[/b] or [b]10/22[/b]

Posted: 5/5/2003 8:45:58 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
All helo pilots/reporters in helos have the SAME VOICE!

Scott

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I was thinking the same thing. Its amazing how the helo guy can be following a chase in Californistan then be following another one clear across the country.

Posted: 5/5/2003 9:00:25 PM EDT

[#18]

* All guns are POWERFUL assault rifles.
* When it suits the situation, "These officers appreciate ANY help they can get!", said after a samaritan assisted in an apprehension.
* When it suits the situation, "This samaritan is TRYING to help, but all he DOES is GET in the WAY of these officers, ALWAYS let the officers do their JOB!", said after a samaritan assisted in an apprehension.

That guy's an asshole.

Posted: 5/5/2003 9:08:05 PM EDT

[#19]

Big Teeth.

We have a retired LAPD Sargent out here that flies in a helo in L.A. this guy is GREAT...

Rod Bernsen. He is VERY pro 2nd. He has defended gun issues MANY times AND he is a stand up guy. THis is the guy they NEED for Cop shows.

Nah. On second thought I am afraid Hollyweird may ruin a great man.

Posted: 5/6/2003 7:46:08 AM EDT

[#20]

That cops are a**holes!

Posted: 5/6/2003 8:10:26 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
That cops are a**holes!

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Ooooh, that's a good one.

Posted: 5/6/2003 8:16:09 AM EDT

[#22]

When criminals drive fast, they show [b]reckless disregard for human life![/b]

[banana]

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:25:19 AM EDT

[#23]

I've learned that Fox has never lost money by underestimating the intelligence of their viewers. They have not yet, despite years of effort, come up with a show too dumb for people to watch. Maximum Exposure is much better than Fox's "When Animals Attack Child Geniuses Who Want To Be A Millionaire In Scary Police Chases."

Max X doesn't talk down to you in a smarmy morality lesson. It's more like, "Dude- check out the cool videos."

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:33:41 AM EDT

[#24]

High speed pursuits involving the PIT manuever are "like performing high speed surgery".

Who exactly has perfromed "high speed surgery"? Please tell me it isn't an eye doctor doing a laser vision correction, PLEASE.

Max-Ex is definielty funnier esp. the commentator. Of course during their frequent police videos, look out when he says "they ain't havin' none of that".

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:35:42 AM EDT

[#25]

to watch where i step..............

so help me, i SWEAR that i read in the paper that he and his wife were hiking and he fell of a damn ledge and died??????

if it wasnt him then who the hell am i thinking of?

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:39:21 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Apparently, everything is a cop's worst nightmare, leading one to assume that most cops are functional narcoleptics.

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Hory shit, Batman! That was funny!

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:42:25 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
to watch where i step..............

so help me, i SWEAR that i read in the paper that he and his wife were hiking and he fell of a damn ledge and died??????

if it wasnt him then who the hell am i thinking of?

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Peter Stojonvich(sp) one of the creators of cops.

Posted: 5/6/2003 10:44:29 AM EDT

[#28]

ah, must have killed that brain cell

gracias

Posted: 5/6/2003 11:35:21 AM EDT

[#29]

[LOL] [ROFL2]

What a funny thread. Thanks guys, I needed a laugh today. [:D]

Posted: 5/6/2003 1:08:13 PM EDT

[#30]

Minivans can go 150mph recklessly on the 405

Posted: 5/6/2003 6:18:05 PM EDT

[#31]

Hey, is it me, or are police barricades ALWAYS set up in spots open enough that you could drive a cement truck around on each side of the squad car?

Posted: 5/6/2003 8:38:13 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Not even the SUPER HIGH speed motorcycle can out run the radio.

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When I heard this story, he outran the Cessna too, but they caught him at the gas station.

Posted: 5/6/2003 8:59:17 PM EDT

[#33]

I can't watch the show. That guy grates on my nerves sooooooooo bad. What a dickhead.

Posted: 5/7/2003 6:34:03 PM EDT

[#34]

Anyone remember Broderick Crawford on "Highway Patrol"? I loved hearing those tires squeal as he rounded the bend on dirt & gravel roads.

I think the present-day "Surreality" shows like the good Sheriff's have the same Foley artists.

Or else the sound effects guys are having a good time and laughing their asses off at what they can slide by the dim-bulb, helmet-haired star.

We need a new show: "Mall Security"

Posted: 5/7/2003 6:50:17 PM EDT

[#35]

I've learned the John Bunnell is an assclown and a drama queen.

I've learned that all gunfire on their BS show is dubbed and frequently to sound full auto.
Remember the purple Camaro scene with the rounds coming out of the passenger window? Not full auto, but the ROF on the sound track was about 850rpm.

John Walsh and John Bunnel should form a circle jerk with Geraldo Rivera as the pivot man and Bill (the sensible socialist) O'Reilly as the rag boy.

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