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Posted: 5/4/2003 1:20:34 PM EDT
[#1]
I've heard it all now.
MM419 |
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Posted: 5/4/2003 1:28:30 PM EDT
[#2]
Lord o lord, fall into the sea.
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Posted: 5/4/2003 1:32:32 PM EDT
[#3]
Great I just signed up. [:D]
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Posted: 5/4/2003 1:35:48 PM EDT
[#4]
I would list my reasons for not living in CA, but I doubt ar15.com has the bandwidth to handle it.
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Posted: 5/4/2003 1:41:06 PM EDT
[#5]
I'd hate to be the janitor where they're "holding" it.
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Posted: 5/4/2003 1:46:11 PM EDT
[#6]
Now don't be gettin all whipped into a frenzy...!
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Posted: 5/4/2003 1:46:25 PM EDT
[#7]
Apparently, the City finally has a good grip on itself.
-hanko |
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Posted: 5/4/2003 1:46:30 PM EDT
[#8]
I must have missed something. Just how do they raise money doing this?
I know how they raise other things. |
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Posted: 5/4/2003 1:58:07 PM EDT
[#9]
San Francisco Masturbate-a-Thons have raised more than $25,000[red] (15,000 pounds)[/red] over the past five years, said Centre co-founder Robert Lawrence. 15k lbs of what? |
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Posted: 5/4/2003 2:02:01 PM EDT
[#10]
Well, if that doesn't just beat all.
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Posted: 5/4/2003 2:02:36 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted: I must have missed something. Just how do they raise money doing this? Maybe the upcoming video of "Masturbater's Gone Wild?" |
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Posted: 5/4/2003 2:07:54 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted: San Francisco Masturbate-a-Thons have raised more than $25,000[red] (15,000 pounds)[/red] over the past five years, said Centre co-founder Robert Lawrence. 15k lbs of what? Pounds Sterling i.e. 'Brit Money' Note: [b]uk[/b].news.yahoo.com |
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Posted: 5/4/2003 2:08:41 PM EDT
[#13]
Poor, poor kittens.[:(]
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Posted: 5/4/2003 2:08:56 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted: Quoted: San Francisco Masturbate-a-Thons have raised more than $25,000[red] (15,000 pounds)[/red] over the past five years, said Centre co-founder Robert Lawrence. 15k lbs of what? Pounds Sterling i.e. 'Brit Money' Note: [b]uk[/b].news.yahoo.com I think he was a-jokin. [:)] |
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Posted: 5/4/2003 2:10:43 PM EDT
[#15]
Well, can ya beat that with a stick?
Sometimes I think we're ALL going straight to hell. The one advantage to that is that we ALL get to beat the shit out of those California scumbuckets without any repercussions to us. If I go to hell, I WILL BE THE TORMENTOR OF THE DAMNED CALIFORNIANS. No sense in wasting the opportunity! Some things should remain forever private. CJ |
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Posted: 5/4/2003 2:11:00 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: San Francisco Masturbate-a-Thons have raised more than $25,000[red] (15,000 pounds)[/red] over the past five years, said Centre co-founder Robert Lawrence. 15k lbs of what? Pounds Sterling i.e. 'Brit Money' Note: [b]uk[/b].news.yahoo.com I think he was a-jokin. [:)] Yup, there's no way those 100+ freaks can muster up that much goo. |
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Posted: 5/4/2003 2:22:09 PM EDT
[#17]
To me this looks like one of the few reasons i would want to go to california.
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Posted: 5/4/2003 2:25:12 PM EDT
[#18]
I wouldn't mind being in the room with a few hot berkley chicks, amagine sitting there "ooops sorry did I get some on you young lady?"
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Posted: 5/4/2003 2:27:44 PM EDT
[#19]
I am going to invest in Lasik
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Posted: 5/4/2003 2:39:15 PM EDT
[#20]
They have a sign at the doorway that reads:
"Men, please take your hat and jacket off." |
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Posted: 5/4/2003 2:49:00 PM EDT
[#21]
Opie and Anthony's "Masturbata" Song
(to the tune of the Macarenna) Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone, Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone Go and grab a Penthouse its the one with Sharon Stone Hey Masturbata! I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice, Once ain't enough so I have to do it twice If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advice Hey Masturbata! I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline, Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its been Hey Masturbata! I do it in the car when I'm driving down the street, One hand on the wheel and the other on my meat I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seat Hey Masturbata! Since I was a kid I have been a masturbater, Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomato I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her Hey, Masturbata! Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacon, Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makin'. Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achin'. Hey, Masturbata! |
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Posted: 5/4/2003 3:26:09 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted: I must have missed something. Just how do they raise money doing this? I know how they raise other things. I suppose those pathetic dolts PAY for the opportunity to humiliate themselves in front of others. I guess it's difficult to underestimate the intelligence of the general public. |
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Posted: 5/4/2003 3:33:21 PM EDT
[#23]
No, NO, [b][i]NO![/i][/b] The Masturbate-a-thon is going on now in Sacramento! And they aren't [i]raising[/i] money, they're figuring out how to [i]steal[/i] it so they can keep the state running without cutting their stupid socialist projects.
Oh, and banning .50's. That's critically important to the economy. |
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Posted: 5/5/2003 1:53:51 AM EDT
[#24]
Well if that don't beat all! (no pun intended).
This is the first time I've ever heard of a charity circle-jerk. [rofl] What's next, poo-stabbing for dollars? [rofl2] |
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Posted: 5/5/2003 2:26:51 AM EDT
[#25]
From the article:
[I]"The event has inspired others in [B]several U.S. states[/B] and countries, from Alaska to Germany, in which participants raise money in the privacy of their homes."[/I] Not just in California! [SIZE=5][RED]CUMMING TO A STATE NEAR YOU![/RED][/SIZE=5] [;D] |
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Posted: 5/5/2003 4:19:51 AM EDT
[#26]
I'd jerkoff in the room with the chicks.
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Posted: 5/5/2003 5:42:08 AM EDT
[#27]
So the US Senate is meeting in San Francisco now instead of DC?
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Posted: 5/5/2003 6:22:38 AM EDT
[#28]
Hey maybe the'll make it a Olympic sport?It would be something the French could "beat" us at.
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Posted: 5/5/2003 7:59:36 AM EDT
[#29]
The North Korean's nuclear missiles can only reach as far as Kali. I say this to mr zipper suit.
I dare ya!!! I double dog dare ya!! |
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Posted: 5/5/2003 8:22:36 AM EDT
[#30]
sigh |
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Posted: 5/5/2003 8:25:48 AM EDT
[#31]
I unfortunately work right across the bay from that god forsaken city. But I gotta ask, how is it that you all heard about this before anyone around here did? If it hadn't been posted here, It probably would never have been brought to my attention. (And I have to wish it didn't)
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Posted: 5/5/2003 8:30:36 AM EDT
[#32]
Amazing.
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Posted: 5/5/2003 8:49:17 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: sigh Exactly |
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Posted: 5/5/2003 8:56:33 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: Lord o lord, fall into the sea. I'll talk to Navajos here and see if I can't talk em into a good earthquake dance. Members in CA, hold on (or better yet, move back to the US). |
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Posted: 5/5/2003 8:59:56 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: sigh Exactly x3 |
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Posted: 5/5/2003 9:43:17 AM EDT
[#36]
"This is an effort to counter centuries of censure, to make masturbation more fun and to make it more accessible,"
WTF?!?!?! Just how in the hell do you make it more accessible? I really want to know. I mean, what's more accessible than your own cock? Really, I don't get that one at all. |
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Posted: 5/5/2003 9:53:49 AM EDT
[#37]
MDC85,
Even if you did "come" to California, they would probably tell you to "Beat it!" [;)] Am I milking this or what? |
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Posted: 5/5/2003 9:57:55 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted: I am going to invest in Lasik [:D] |
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Posted: 5/5/2003 10:09:16 AM EDT
[#39]
Damn it! I work in the "south of market" area. Now, instead of just stepping over the bums, hypodermic needles and feces, I got to watch out for sticky sidewalks![xx(]
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Posted: 5/5/2003 5:15:21 PM EDT
[#40]
and to think, those whacked-out CaliLiberals are invading my wonderful free state........sigh.
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Posted: 5/5/2003 5:21:24 PM EDT
[#41]
Just put up a big sign at the AZ state line:
"Liberal wankers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. This is no joke. If you view masturbation as a social activity, or you hold any other whacked-ass liberal views, you will be shot on sight. You've been warned." Of course, it would probably get taken down pretty quickly... CJ |
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Posted: 5/5/2003 5:54:02 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted: San Francisco Masturbate-a-Thons have raised more than $25,000[red] (15,000 pounds)[/red] over the past five years, said Centre co-founder Robert Lawrence. 15k lbs of what? Damnit, [i]beat[/i] me to it. |
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