If some guys told you to STFU, would you?

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Posted: 2/25/2016 12:01:50 PM EDT

They don't like what you've been saying. Some goons talk to you and tell you to STFU or they will ruin your life or at worse, kill you. They offer some $$$ to comply. Do you take the money and STFU and vanish?

Remember, this is GeeDee and CoC azzhattery is welcomed.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:03:02 PM EDT

[#1]

"Come get some"

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:03:19 PM EDT

[#2]

Blade at a 45 degree angle while shouting "I will not comply!"

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:03:51 PM EDT

[#3]

I would take the money, but I am pretty much a MYOB anyway, so win-win.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:04:10 PM EDT

[#4]

I'd fuck their girlfriends and not call them back

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:04:57 PM EDT

[#5]

Let's see......get my ass kicked or take $200.......hmmmmmmmmmm

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:05:13 PM EDT

[#6]

I can't think of a single scenario I would find myself in where that would happen.

I don't have much to say though.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:05:20 PM EDT

[#7]

Depends, how much money are we talking about here?

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:06:26 PM EDT

[#8]

Hell get both, a courtesy ass kicking with bonus cash.

Where the fuck is your brain residing?

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:06:29 PM EDT

[#9]

Take the money, shoot them, take the rest of their money.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:06:57 PM EDT

[#10]

How much cash?

enough for me and the fam to disappear comfortably and never be seen or heard from again?

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:07:16 PM EDT

[#11]

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They don't like what you've been saying. Some goons talk to you and tell you to STFU or they will ruin your life or at worse, kill you. They offer some $$$ to comply. Do you take the money and STFU and vanish?

Remember, this is GeeDee and CoC azzhattery is welcomed.

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how much money??

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:07:24 PM EDT

[#12]

This is a daily occurrence for me except my wife never offers me money.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:07:35 PM EDT

[#13]

Depends on what they want me to shut up about and the amount of money..

I dislike scratchy socks......
STFU or we will ruin your life. Here take $10,000 to never talk about scratchy socks again.
OK.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:08:20 PM EDT

[#14]

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Depends, how much money are we talking about here?

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Exactly...and what am I saying? that's also pretty important....and, sometimes I need to shutup, and if somebody were to offer to pay me in that situation.....

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:08:43 PM EDT

[#15]

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Depends on what they want me to shut up about and the amount of money..

I dislike scratchy socks......
STFU or we will ruin your life. Here take $10,000 to never talk about scratchy socks again.
OK.

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So Big Hosiery has got to you already.... good to know.

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Posted: 2/25/2016 12:08:52 PM EDT

[#16]

Take the money and shut up, they will get suspicious if you do anything else.

Systematically go after them and silence them all once they let their guard down.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:08:58 PM EDT

[#17]

Nope. The defiant asshole in me simply wouldn't allow it. I'm hella stupid like that.

ARFCOM answer: Take money, shoot goons, go hunting.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:09:52 PM EDT

[#18]

Take money then rat them out.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:10:41 PM EDT

[#19]

Take the money

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:10:46 PM EDT

[#20]

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I'd fuck their girlfriends and not call them back

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Smash their face through a car windshield, then take their mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:10:49 PM EDT

[#21]

These sound like the pussiest goons I have ever heard of. Don't they usually just threaten to hurt or kill you?

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:10:57 PM EDT

[#22]

How much money we talking?

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:12:19 PM EDT

[#23]

You should have been peeing on them before they finished their first sentence.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:12:40 PM EDT

[#24]

STFU about what?

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:13:26 PM EDT

[#25]

pull gun out, place on table, spin it.... stop it pointing at them and tell them "I'm your huckleberry"

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:14:14 PM EDT

[#26]

Fuck their grandma. Once you get some of that sweet gram gram poon, they'll leave you alone because recovering from the emotional trauma will be too much.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:14:33 PM EDT

[#27]

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Blade at a 45 degree angle while shouting "I will not comply!"

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Do not touch my firearm!

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:15:43 PM EDT

[#28]

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They don't like what you've been saying. Some goons talk to you and tell you to STFU or they will ruin your life or at worse, kill you. They offer some $$$ to comply. Do you take the money and STFU and vanish?

Remember, this is GeeDee and CoC azzhattery is welcomed.

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Posted: 2/25/2016 12:17:33 PM EDT

[#29]

Is this an actual gold or lead situation, or just people flapping their gums?

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:18:19 PM EDT

[#30]

Who are they, who sent them, and why do they want me to stop?

Because those details make the answer range from "fuck it, whatever, fine" to "you will know me by the trail of dead".

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:19:06 PM EDT

[#31]

I have a very special set of skills......

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:19:10 PM EDT

[#32]

I dunno.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:21:25 PM EDT

[#33]

They don't like my volume, or content? How important is the conversation that I have to have it right there and then, or is this money to change an opinion?

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:21:41 PM EDT

[#34]

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Is this an actual gold silver or lead situation, or just people flapping their gums?

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FIFY

Plata O Plomo

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:21:54 PM EDT

[#35]

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They don't like what you've been saying. Some goons talk to you and tell you to STFU or they will ruin your life or at worse, kill you. They offer some $$$ to comply. Do you take the money and STFU and vanish?

Remember, this is GeeDee and CoC azzhattery is welcomed.

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You can always take the money but they will video that and hold it over your head....you can have someone record your ass kicking and put it up on you tube and hold that against them...that or
your martyrdom....

Luckily I am not important enough for anyone with any juice to bother me.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:22:50 PM EDT

[#36]

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Depends, how much money are we talking about here?

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This. $87M dollars? They'll never hear from my happy ass again.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:23:31 PM EDT

[#37]

This is related to Jade Helm Robin Sage, isn't it? Is the NWO after you? They're some tricky bastards op, don't trust them.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:23:32 PM EDT

[#38]

Blade at 45, empty bowels, go on offensive.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:24:53 PM EDT

[#39]

Because of all the time I spend here I am always angry looking and half crazy. People don't tell peoe who look that way to do anything. They avoid them

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:25:03 PM EDT

[#40]

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So Big Hosiery has got to you already.... good to know.

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Depends on what they want me to shut up about and the amount of money..

I dislike scratchy socks......
STFU or we will ruin your life. Here take $10,000 to never talk about scratchy socks again.
OK.

So Big Hosiery has got to you already.... good to know.

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I for one LOVE the exfoliating socks I put on this morning. By the end of the day, my feet are as smooth as a porpoises belly.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:28:17 PM EDT

[#41]

how much money we talking? Everyone has a price, mine happens to be particularly low.

and what do they want me to stop saying? Is this something I care about or are they sick of me trolling black lives matter a-holes.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:30:02 PM EDT

[#42]

good thing I never say anything important

but I would probably choose the violence

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:31:49 PM EDT

[#43]

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I'll just assume I'm driving one of these

and that these are the "goons"

in which case I'll let my harvester continue to do my talking for me.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:32:03 PM EDT

[#44]

So, they're going to kick your ass or give you money?

Hmmm, let me think...

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:32:22 PM EDT

[#45]

Take the money then stab them in the face with a hot soldering iron.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:34:01 PM EDT

[#46]

$200 cash to stop talking? Yep, gimme cash I'll leave.

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:34:36 PM EDT

[#47]

are these guys guidos, or like .gov suits?

what is there background, and do they keep a journal?

any black helicopters floating around?

Posted: 2/25/2016 12:35:16 PM EDT

[#48]

Possible scenario:

OP is out to dinner with his wife, when suddenly the waiter recognizes OP from the tranny bar. OP wants the guy to shut up about the good times they used to have. OP offers choice of ass kicking or money for the guy to shut up. OP will tell us what waiter chose after he finds out what our answer would be.

Well, am I close???