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Posted: 12/30/2015 8:33:20 AM EDT
About New Jersey. Sure, we have the most retarded gun laws in the country and we can't pump our own gas, and we have the highest taxes in the country. Our people are complete and total assholes and we have shitholes like Camden, Newark, Paterson, Jersey City, Hoboken, Weehawken, North Bergen, Bergenfield and a slew of other craptastic cities. But at least we can buy a 20 oz. soda from a restaurant, have styrofoam, buy a toy gun, own a ferret and ride around on those stupid fucking hoverboard things.
While in NY, it's illegal to have a soda larger than 16 oz., illegal to buy a toy gun, illegal to have styrofoam, illegal to own a ferret (actually, I'm not so sure about this one), you aren't allowed to spit, you can't live with anymore than three unrelated people because it's illegal, and it's now illegal to ride around on a dumb hoverboard thing. Yeah, just heard on the news this morning that those new fangled two wheel things that they call hoverboards are classified as vehicles and cannot be "driven" on the sidewalk but they also can't be "driven" on the road because they aren't registered. But get this, there is no way to actually register it as a vehicle so you can "drive" it on the street. Oh, sure, you see people using them on the sidewalk all the time. But they are breaking the law and operating a vehicle in New York without a license/registration.  I think New York needs to make breathing illegal without a permit. But they also need to make it nearly impossible to get a permit for breathing.
New York is officially the most retarded place on the planet. 
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Posted: 12/30/2015 8:35:52 AM EDT
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LOL yankees. Bless your hearts.
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Posted: 12/30/2015 8:37:09 AM EDT
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That's the city silly.
Move to a free state. |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 8:37:45 AM EDT
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Bergen county is the asshole of the entire planet. I'd rather live in fucking Baghdad than go back to that hell on earth.
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Posted: 12/30/2015 8:38:10 AM EDT
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Worst.City.EVER.
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Posted: 12/30/2015 8:45:59 AM EDT
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NY state flower:
NJ state flower: 
Just sayin.
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Posted: 12/30/2015 8:46:38 AM EDT
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You have obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck.
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Posted: 12/30/2015 8:48:24 AM EDT
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So the slogan is: "New Jersey - not quite as crappy as NYC?"
Cute. |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 8:51:55 AM EDT
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Lolwut? OP made pretty much all of that up. And all just to make New Jersey look good?
OP fistpumps and has orange skin, no doubt. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 8:53:48 AM EDT
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We can open carry here, but I ain't bragging about this place.
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Posted: 12/30/2015 8:56:48 AM EDT
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well, if it makes you feel better, WILDWOOD was a freakin Blast in the 70's
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Posted: 12/30/2015 8:58:20 AM EDT
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As the sun starts to set, look in that direction. Go that way. But stop before you get all the way to the end.
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:07:45 AM EDT
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My idea of border control? Shut down all the bridges on the Delaware. Is your address toity toid n toid street? |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:09:51 AM EDT
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LOL yankees. Bless your hearts. NC is fast headed in that direction.. it's not like it's some bastion of the south... |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:10:01 AM EDT
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Lolwut? OP made pretty much all of that up. And all just to make New Jersey look good?
OP fistpumps and has orange skin, no doubt. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Make no mistake, I'm not trying to make NJ look good. This place is a shithole. NY Outlaws/Bans/Makes Hoverboards Illegal |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:14:14 AM EDT
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best thing EVER that came out of NJ... |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:18:28 AM EDT
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My idea of border control? Shut down all the bridges on the Delaware. Is your address toity toid n toid street? Those bridges should have been blown up 30 years ago. But....one of them would swim across eventually and the rest would just walk across the oil slick created from the swimmer. |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:19:11 AM EDT
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You can keep both of them.
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:20:56 AM EDT
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NC is fast headed in that direction.. it's not like it's some bastion of the south... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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LOL yankees. Bless your hearts. NC is fast headed in that direction.. it's not like it's some bastion of the south... was about to say the same..they were proud of their "Progressive" growth 15 years ago when the banksters started taking over Charlotte.. |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:23:18 AM EDT
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I have been here my entire life, the ONLY thing good about it is the jobs, unfortunately we also have a large population of FSA.
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:25:50 AM EDT
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Sorry, but I stopped at "New Jersey".
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:28:04 AM EDT
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dude you are trying to make your pile of shit look tastier because it doesn't have as many nuts stuck in it as ours.
either way we both have a giant shit sandwich |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:28:22 AM EDT
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Who the hell would live in these places.
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:32:48 AM EDT
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Who the hell would live in these places. Those of us that still have excellent paying jobs or have ailing Parent(s) that won't budge.
Whenever I hear of someone planning on moving here, I do this
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:36:52 AM EDT
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LOL yankees. Bless your hearts. Says the guy from South NY. 
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:39:21 AM EDT
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dude you are trying to make your pile of shit look tastier because it doesn't have as many nuts stuck in it as ours. either way we both have a giant shit sandwich Absolutely not. I know and accept NJ sucks. The problem lies in the fact that 99.9% of New Yorkers actually believe their state is awesome. Let's be clear here, NJ sucks. I hate NJ and there is absolutely nothing good about NJ. I just find it funny that NY bans everything. |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:46:53 AM EDT
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Absolutely not. I know and accept NJ sucks. The problem lies in the fact that 99.9% of New Yorkers actually believe their state is awesome. Let's be clear here, NJ sucks. I hate NJ and there is absolutely nothing good about NJ. I just find it funny that NY bans everything. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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dude you are trying to make your pile of shit look tastier because it doesn't have as many nuts stuck in it as ours. either way we both have a giant shit sandwich Absolutely not. I know and accept NJ sucks. The problem lies in the fact that 99.9% of New Yorkers actually believe their state is awesome. Let's be clear here, NJ sucks. I hate NJ and there is absolutely nothing good about NJ. I just find it funny that NY bans everything. the state itself is awesome, its the laws and politics that fucking suck here. NYC takes the stupidity of NY state and multiplies it. Most of the shit you posted in the OP only applies to NYC, not NY state. I know the two get confusing for people that can't understand that, having the same name and all, its a real struggle |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:49:12 AM EDT
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LOL yankees. Bless your hearts. |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:51:36 AM EDT
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Lolwut? OP made pretty much all of that up. And all just to make New Jersey look good?
OP fistpumps and has orange skin, no doubt. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile 
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:52:08 AM EDT
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the state itself is awesome, its the laws and politics that fucking suck here. NYC takes the stupidity of NY state and multiplies it. Most of the shit you posted in the OP only applies to NYC, not NY state. I know the two get confusing for people that can't understand that, having the same name and all, its a real struggle Quote HistoryQuoted:
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dude you are trying to make your pile of shit look tastier because it doesn't have as many nuts stuck in it as ours. either way we both have a giant shit sandwich Absolutely not. I know and accept NJ sucks. The problem lies in the fact that 99.9% of New Yorkers actually believe their state is awesome. Let's be clear here, NJ sucks. I hate NJ and there is absolutely nothing good about NJ. I just find it funny that NY bans everything. the state itself is awesome, its the laws and politics that fucking suck here. NYC takes the stupidity of NY state and multiplies it. Most of the shit you posted in the OP only applies to NYC, not NY state. I know the two get confusing for people that can't understand that, having the same name and all, its a real struggle I understand where you're coming from. I love how people think all of NJ is a city. There's a lot of farm land in this state. Granted, it doesn't change the fact that as a whole, NJ sucks though. |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 9:56:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have been here my entire life, the ONLY thing good about it is the jobs, unfortunately we also have a large population of FSA. |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 10:02:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: LOL yankees. Bless your hearts. |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 10:07:33 AM EDT
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Lolwut? OP made pretty much all of that up. And all just to make New Jersey look good?
OP fistpumps and has orange skin, no doubt. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile http://i.giphy.com/DG5vAztnKSt20.gif I'll bet he spits on the sidewalk with impunity, law be damned, just as his foreign forebears did |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 10:09:59 AM EDT
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Well, you covered the very best things about both Sates, I think.
Now, kindly explain why such places are allowed to exist in these United States 
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Posted: 12/30/2015 10:18:44 AM EDT
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LOL yankees. Bless your hearts. I have several co workers (yankees) coming your way. They all tell me how great Tennessee is. About half are conservative gun owners and shooters the other half not so much. |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 10:23:23 AM EDT
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Make no mistake, I'm not trying to make NJ look good. This place is a shithole. NY Outlaws/Bans/Makes Hoverboards Illegal Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Lolwut? OP made pretty much all of that up. And all just to make New Jersey look good?
OP fistpumps and has orange skin, no doubt. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Make no mistake, I'm not trying to make NJ look good. This place is a shithole. NY Outlaws/Bans/Makes Hoverboards Illegal At least be clear and say NYC. None of the things you mentioned apply to the rest of the state. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 10:28:04 AM EDT
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So the slogan is: "New Jersey - not quite as crappy as NYC?" Cute. No shit. Sounds like an Arab woman saying Sharia in U.A.E. is better than Sharia law in Saudi. |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 10:28:08 AM EDT
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Lolwut? OP made pretty much all of that up. And all just to make New Jersey look good?
OP fistpumps and has orange skin, no doubt. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile http://i.giphy.com/DG5vAztnKSt20.gif The guy who started the "Come at me, bro!" saying. Gotta give him credit for that. |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 10:31:02 AM EDT
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NC is fast headed in that direction.. it's not like it's some bastion of the south... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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LOL yankees. Bless your hearts. NC is fast headed in that direction.. it's not like it's some bastion of the south... Tell us more, O Seer Of The Old North State. We're on a rocket train to NY/NJ status with our Republican Governor and Legislature, right?
We can't OC or CC, right? We have mag limits and neutered AR's, right? No right to own NFA, right? Our laws have become MORE restrictive over time, right? NC is not, nor has it ever been, say, Mississippi or Georgia, but we will NEVER become as fucked up as NY or NJ. Forget it. We are very nice people.....until you fuck with us. Funny talk from one of the few WV's who are NOT living in NC.
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Posted: 12/30/2015 10:33:34 AM EDT
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New Jersey where everybody identifies themselves by which exit they live off of.
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Posted: 12/30/2015 10:46:23 AM EDT
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New Jersey where everybody identifies themselves by which exit they live off of. Weird because I don't live off an exit. |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 10:52:20 AM EDT
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You forgot to add that you talk funny and it's always a dead giveaway to where you're from
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Posted: 12/30/2015 10:58:43 AM EDT
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Worst.City.EVER. Mogadishu? |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 10:59:43 AM EDT
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No hard feelings but ummm... Fuck NJ and NY
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Posted: 12/30/2015 11:02:38 AM EDT
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I miss Ocean City and Great Adventure. Cheese steaks and soft pretzels. my family... well most of them.
the pineys can to hell. |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 11:04:11 AM EDT
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Worst.City.EVER. Mogadishu? Open and concealed carry without permits, cheap housing and generally low cost of living. |
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Posted: 12/30/2015 12:12:44 PM EDT
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New Jersey where everybody identifies themselves by which exit they live off of. I could, Exit 19, Highway 295 ( 4 miles away ) 
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Posted: 12/30/2015 12:21:55 PM EDT
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Are they even different places? I picture the entire east coast as just one huge clusterfuck where I have no desire to ever go.
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Posted: 12/30/2015 12:30:32 PM EDT
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New Jersey - slightly less fucked up than New York.
If that isn't new slogan for the tourism board to use I don't know what is. 
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Posted: 12/30/2015 12:54:27 PM EDT
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New Jersey - slightly less fucked up than New York. If that isn't new slogan for the tourism board to use I don't know what is.
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Posted: 12/30/2015 1:29:11 PM EDT
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Are they even different places? I picture the entire east coast as just one huge clusterfuck where I have no desire to ever go. Only NYC, New York smells like urine. The entire state of New Jersey smells like urine. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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