UK man wakes up from drunken stupor to find RayBan sunglasses tattoed to his face.

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - UK man wakes up from drunken stupor to find RayBan sunglasses tattoed to his face.

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:11:44 AM EDT

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3300048/Stag-party-reveller-woke-sunglasses-tattooed-face.html

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:15:55 AM EDT

[#1]

To be knocked out and tattooed on the face and not wake up makes me realize he was fucked up at a level I've never experienced.

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Posted: 11/3/2015 11:17:01 AM EDT

[#2]

There's a lesson here for the kids who like to get hammered.

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:17:22 AM EDT

[#3]

wow....don't do drugs.

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:17:47 AM EDT

[#4]

Just... wow.

That's a serious black out drunk right there.

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:18:43 AM EDT

[#5]

I needed that laugh today

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:22:53 AM EDT

[#6]

I have been pretty goddamn drunk, but that's on a whole 'nuther level.

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:23:27 AM EDT

[#7]

I'm wondering more with whats up with the coffee ring on his face.

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:23:28 AM EDT

[#8]

I bet his family is really proud.

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:24:54 AM EDT

[#9]

Article should read "When he woke up from his chemically induced coma..."

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:25:35 AM EDT

[#10]

RayBans? Really?

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:25:57 AM EDT

[#11]

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This.

I wonder what his BAC was

I think he set the high score

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:28:42 AM EDT

[#12]

He already has neck and head tattoos, so he probably doesn't care. Inkies gonna ink

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:30:35 AM EDT

[#13]

He already has a neck tattoo, hanging with the wrong crowd

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:31:02 AM EDT

[#14]

that man was 30 pints deep at least.

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:35:34 AM EDT

[#15]

Wonder what he does for a living?

The face tats would be a limiting factor around here.

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:36:42 AM EDT

[#16]

Hear of man-rape too when drunk and they said they didn't know it.... right

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:37:01 AM EDT

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Yes.

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:37:05 AM EDT

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No way in hell it was just alcohol.

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:38:21 AM EDT

[#19]

That man clearly needs better friends

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:39:48 AM EDT

[#20]

Whoopsie!

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:42:23 AM EDT

[#21]

Reality.
What a concept.

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:47:46 AM EDT

[#22]

Looks more like they were trying to tattoo a gas mask prescription insert and didn't have time to finish.

Posted: 11/3/2015 11:52:41 AM EDT

[#23]

Might as well get a real set bolted to his head at this point.

Posted: 11/3/2015 12:00:06 PM EDT

[#24]

Not quite Irish sunglasses though.

Posted: 11/3/2015 12:05:35 PM EDT

[#25]

the story is bullshit

the trashy inky guy got all drunk

then the drunken inky guy thought it was a swell idea to get another tattoo on his inky head

then he woke up the next day with a hangover

and then he walked around for a few days all happy with himself and thinking he was the inky king

then he was in a pub getting shit faced again and some other drunk made fun of his retarded tattoo

then he felt embarrassed and decided that the whole thing happened when he was "black out drunk"

Posted: 11/3/2015 12:16:27 PM EDT

[#26]

I've only been drunk enough to let something like that happen once in my lifetime. I was 17 or 18 at the time. It scares the shit out of me to think what I said and did that night.
All I know is I ran into one of the girls that was there a week later where she worked a cash register at a grocery store. She saw me, turned beet red and ran away, while on the job. It has kept me from going too far when drinking for the past 35 years. I'll get drunk, but I keep it in check. Tequila, BTW.

Posted: 11/3/2015 12:17:58 PM EDT

[#27]

I have never been that drunk

But then again im irish

Posted: 11/3/2015 12:18:24 PM EDT

[#28]

thats tier one level drunk

Posted: 11/3/2015 12:18:37 PM EDT

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I've gotta go with this.

Posted: 11/3/2015 12:57:18 PM EDT

[#30]

I don't think I've seen a pair of sunglasses with crooked frames like that!

Posted: 11/3/2015 1:18:34 PM EDT

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He probably rolled over them while he was asleep.

Posted: 11/3/2015 1:30:21 PM EDT

[#32]

Even the breathalyzer read "WTF"

that's some serious drunkenness right there.

Posted: 11/3/2015 1:30:41 PM EDT

[#33]

I thought it was gonna be the Cool ice guy.

Posted: 11/4/2015 12:46:33 PM EDT

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He probably rolled over them while he was asleep.

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I don't think I've seen a pair of sunglasses with crooked frames like that!

He probably rolled over them while he was asleep.

Posted: 11/4/2015 12:49:16 PM EDT

[#35]

Wow.

Posted: 11/4/2015 12:49:56 PM EDT

[#36]

Sucks to be him.

Posted: 11/4/2015 12:50:09 PM EDT

[#37]

With effort (and a belt sander) that might buff out.

Posted: 11/4/2015 1:05:13 PM EDT

[#38]

He's already got neck tattoo's, what's one more on his face going to really hurt?

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