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Posted: 9/3/2015 7:29:01 AM EDT
[#1]
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 7:34:24 AM EDT
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Come again?? He's a stubborn bastard. He said he's got to look after his mum. ETA: I failed. Wrong scene at first. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 7:38:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We've *lost* Gorgeous George. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Come again?? We've *lost* Gorgeous George. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 7:39:34 AM EDT
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Oh well fuck me, does your lady friend 'ave a voice? Put a muzzle on 'er Turkish before she gets bitten. And you don't want to get bitten now, do you sweetheart?
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Posted: 9/3/2015 7:40:24 AM EDT
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How long on them sausages, Charlie?
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Posted: 9/3/2015 7:40:38 AM EDT
[#6]
It was two minutes five minutes ago.
Oh. And the obligatory...Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there. V |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 7:44:15 AM EDT
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I'm sweet enough.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 7:46:15 AM EDT
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Well where'd you lose him...He isn't a set of fucking car keys is he? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Come again?? We've *lost* Gorgeous George. Its not as if he is inconfuckingspicous |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 7:46:57 AM EDT
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Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 7:47:21 AM EDT
[#10]
That six pound piece of shit stuck in your trousers would do more damage if you fed it to him.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 7:55:59 AM EDT
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[Pulls the caravan's door from its hinges] Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tiptop. It's just I'm not sure about the colour.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 8:05:11 AM EDT
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You fuckin' fringe!! You ever stop me whilst I'm walkin' again, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off!!
*cuts him in the Jacobs anyway..* |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 8:07:01 AM EDT
[#13]
One of the top 3 movies of all time. (Shocking?)
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Posted: 9/3/2015 8:08:50 AM EDT
[#14]
You aren't exactly Mister Current Affairs are you, Tommy?
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Posted: 9/3/2015 8:19:44 AM EDT
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You fuckin' fringe!! You ever stop me whilst I'm walkin' again, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off!! *cuts him in the Jacobs anyway..* No, he cut his hand/fingers, not his Jacobs. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 8:19:53 AM EDT
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Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
What the fuck are you doing, Ton? I'm driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you think I'm doing, you pen-ass? |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 8:31:18 AM EDT
[#17]
I say the hair is fucked.
Propper fucked? |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 8:31:48 AM EDT
[#18]
Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck!!
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Posted: 9/3/2015 8:37:07 AM EDT
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I say the hare is fucked. Proper fucked? For Fucks Sake. 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 8:39:20 AM EDT
[#20]
Where is the stoo-one?
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:39:48 PM EDT
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No, he cut his hand/fingers, not his Jacobs. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You fuckin' fringe!! You ever stop me whilst I'm walkin' again, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off!! *cuts him in the Jacobs anyway..* No, he cut his hand/fingers, not his Jacobs. I thought the blood on his hands was from the cut/stab Brick Top gave to the aforementioned Jacobs. Hence the look of shock/surprise/pain from the younger guy. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:44:53 PM EDT
[#22]
I could park a jumbo-fuckin'-jet in there!
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:46:22 PM EDT
[#23]
You like dags?
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:48:13 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:48:57 PM EDT
[#25]
Brick Top was the best movie villain to come down the pike in years.
Just. Plain. Mean. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 9:49:08 PM EDT
[#26]
Be wary of any man, who keeps a pig farm.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:07:35 PM EDT
[#27]
Its a 2 ton truck Tyrone, not a fucking pack of peanuts
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:09:26 PM EDT
[#28]
I fucking hate pikeys
Brad Pitt is an amazing actor. Fight Club and Snatch are incredible movies. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:11:33 PM EDT
[#29]
Mine says Desert Eagle five point oh.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:21:06 PM EDT
[#30]
I fuckin' 'ate pikeys.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:22:24 PM EDT
[#31]
Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
You can call me Susan if it makes you happy. |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:23:19 PM EDT
[#32]
Periwinkle blue
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:25:23 PM EDT
[#33]
Yeah, Dad... You told us.
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Posted: 9/3/2015 10:30:24 PM EDT
[#34]
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Mine says Desert Eagle five point oh. POINT five O |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 11:19:38 PM EDT
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You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?
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Posted: 9/3/2015 11:27:18 PM EDT
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Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer. Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... [Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns] Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... [Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table] Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine... [They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side] Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off! |
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Posted: 9/3/2015 11:30:15 PM EDT
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Periwinkle blue 
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Posted: 9/3/2015 11:42:15 PM EDT
[#38]
Look in the dog Tony.
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Posted: 9/4/2015 3:21:14 AM EDT
[#39]
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You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt? Bullet Tooth Tony and his friend desert eagle point five oh. |
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Posted: 9/4/2015 6:24:54 AM EDT
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Weight is a sign of reliability
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Posted: 9/4/2015 6:43:17 AM EDT
[#41]
Itsfermemah.
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Posted: 9/4/2015 6:50:27 AM EDT
[#42]
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You fuckin' fringe!! You ever stop me whilst I'm walkin' again, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off!! *cuts him in the Jacobs anyway..* Rhyming slang quiz time: What are Jacobs? 
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Posted: 9/4/2015 7:13:50 AM EDT
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Rhyming slang quiz time: What are Jacobs? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You fuckin' fringe!! You ever stop me whilst I'm walkin' again, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off!! *cuts him in the Jacobs anyway..* Rhyming slang quiz time: What are Jacobs? cock, as I understand it, but I don't know the rhyme which connects it. |
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Posted: 9/4/2015 7:17:45 AM EDT
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cock, as I understand it, but I don't know the rhyme which connects it. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You fuckin' fringe!! You ever stop me whilst I'm walkin' again, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off!! *cuts him in the Jacobs anyway..* Rhyming slang quiz time: What are Jacobs? cock, as I understand it, but I don't know the rhyme which connects it. Nope, here's your clue 
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Posted: 9/4/2015 7:37:10 AM EDT
[#45]
Bullet Tooth Tony: What's Boris doing here? Boris, what are you doing here?
Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: Fuck you! [Tony shoots him twice, then turns to Tyrone] Bullet Tooth Tony: Where's the case? Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: Uhhh, you piece of crap... Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss, Boris. Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: [reaching for his gun] I show you... [Tony shoots him four more times] Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: Fuck you! [a seventh time] Boris 'The Blade' Yurinov: Almost had it... Bullet Tooth Tony: For fuck's sake... [Takes careful aim and shoots Boris one more time; looks down at Tyrone] Bullet Tooth Tony: [Contempt] Fuck you, an' all. [Casually pulls the trigger, only to learn that he has run out of ammunition] Bullet Tooth Tony: [Exasperated] You lucky bastard! |
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Posted: 9/4/2015 7:42:56 AM EDT
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You fuckin' fringe!! You ever stop me whilst I'm walkin' again, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off!! *cuts him in the Jacobs anyway..* Rhyming slang quiz time: What are Jacobs? cock, as I understand it, but I don't know the rhyme which connects it. Nope, here's your clue http://www.aussieproducts.com/images/BFCC20.gif still lost. fucking limey fruits. |
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Posted: 9/4/2015 7:52:54 AM EDT
[#47]
Take pity and fill in this po' ol' blighter. Evidently I aven't seen this movie.
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Posted: 9/4/2015 7:53:41 AM EDT
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still lost. fucking limey fruits. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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You fuckin' fringe!! You ever stop me whilst I'm walkin' again, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off!! *cuts him in the Jacobs anyway..* Rhyming slang quiz time: What are Jacobs? cock, as I understand it, but I don't know the rhyme which connects it. Nope, here's your clue http://www.aussieproducts.com/images/BFCC20.gif still lost. fucking limey fruits. Look, do I have to hand it to you on a plate Jacobs Cream Crackers Crackers rhymes with? 
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Posted: 9/4/2015 8:00:54 AM EDT
[#49]
?????
seriously fucking lost here. tally whacker? I don't speak brit. |
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Posted: 9/4/2015 8:09:41 AM EDT
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Sol: What the fuck is that?
Vinny: Heh heh. This is a shotgun, Sol. Sol: It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent. Vinny: Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I? Sol: You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses. So many funny ass scenes in that movie that literally have me crying and gasping for breath. |
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