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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:36:34 PM EDT
Kinda weird.
Manager at a restaurant I go to sometimes. Added me on FB and then messaged me. Promplty asked if theres anything she can do to make my day better than it is 
Shes now telling me her husband doesn't have sex due to medication and she can do whatever she wants as long as shes discreet 
I don't think Im ever going to get married because I see this type of shit all the time. 
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:37:17 PM EDT
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Is she hot?
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:37:53 PM EDT
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Is she hot? If you like plus sized girls. Yep. Cute face. Big boobs Not that attractive to me |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:38:24 PM EDT
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what kind of food? and can you game this to eat for free?
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:38:29 PM EDT
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Tell her she's a disgusting whore, and offer to buy gasoline so she can light herself on fire properly
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:38:55 PM EDT
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Really, its fine chase. I can't get it up anymore (I tell her is meds but really shes just so damn fat).
Please give it to her so she gets off my back |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:39:04 PM EDT
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Shoot away Ominous foreshadowing. F5. Nothing more spiteful than a man who loses his old lady because his cock don't work. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:39:05 PM EDT
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what kind of food? and can you game this to eat for free? Applebees type. Likely |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:39:35 PM EDT
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Really, its fine chase. I can't get it up anymore (I tell her is meds but really shes just so damn fat). Please give it to her so she gets off my back 
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:39:57 PM EDT
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Applebees type. Likely Quote HistoryQuoted:
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what kind of food? and can you game this to eat for free? Applebees type. Likely do it! |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:39:59 PM EDT
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Its the meds lol
Hes probably saving his erections for hot skinny gals |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:40:15 PM EDT
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Ominous foreshadowing. F5. Nothing more spiteful than a man who loses his old lady because his cock don't work. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Shoot away Ominous foreshadowing. F5. Nothing more spiteful than a man who loses his old lady because his cock don't work. Lol dude, Im not going down that path. Married ladies are not something I mess with. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:40:28 PM EDT
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Kinda weird. Manager at a restaurant I go to sometimes. Added me on FB and then messaged me. Promplty asked if theres anything she can do to make my day better than it is
Shes now telling me her husband doesn't have sex due to medication and she can do whatever she wants as long as shes discreet
I don't think Im ever going to get married because I see this type of shit all the time.
Shoot away Live by your standards without regard for what other people do. Be the person that the kind of person you would want to marry would want to marry. Get married because you want to. Not because grandma, mom, or girlfriends mom wants you to get married. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:40:33 PM EDT
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Ask her if they have cream pies on the dessert menu.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:40:40 PM EDT
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Tell her she's a disgusting whore, and offer to buy gasoline so she can light herself on fire properly You say that like it's a bad thing. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:41:08 PM EDT
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We talkin' you're probably gonna have to buy her dessert fat or she has to wipe her ass with a rag on a stick fat?
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:41:28 PM EDT
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Ask her if they have cream pies on the dessert menu. Said down for anything 
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:41:36 PM EDT
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I knew a very attractive lady who had the same arrangement because her husband was paralysed from the waste down. He knew knew and consented to it for her.
It's also in an episode Colombo the same thing so must happen a lot :) |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:42:02 PM EDT
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If you accepted her FB friend request, I'm gonna go ahead and guess you're gonna hook up with her too. "She just came over and climbed on top of me, I'm not that into her but meh".
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:42:12 PM EDT
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Lol dude, Im not going down that path. Married ladies are not something I mess with. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Shoot away Ominous foreshadowing. F5. Nothing more spiteful than a man who loses his old lady because his cock don't work. Lol dude, Im not going down that path. Married ladies are not something I mess with. He might not see it that way. Odds are she's been doing this shit for a while... Unless the dude is a freak and likes to watch other men get his wife off. Then fo. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:42:15 PM EDT
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You say that like it's a bad thing. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Tell her she's a disgusting whore, and offer to buy gasoline so she can light herself on fire properly You say that like it's a bad thing. One of the truest statements ever made: Water seeks its own level
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:43:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:43:04 PM EDT
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We talkin' you're probably gonna have to buy her dessert fat or she has to wipe her ass with a rag on a stick fat? Buy her dessert fat. Really actually does have a cute face. But shes definitely round as well. Not my type what so ever though |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:43:04 PM EDT
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Tell her she's a disgusting whore, and offer to buy gasoline so she can light herself on fire properly 
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:43:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Lol dude, Im not going down that path. Married ladies are not something I mess with. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Shoot away Ominous foreshadowing. F5. Nothing more spiteful than a man who loses his old lady because his cock don't work. Lol dude, Im not going down that path. Married ladies are not something I mess with. You're a heartless bastard. The poor woman just wants The D, can't get it at home, has "permission" to get it where she can find it so long as she's discreet and what do you do? Deny her The D. You are a cruel, cruel man.  |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:44:06 PM EDT
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He might not see it that way. Odds are she's been doing this shit for a while... Unless the dude is a freak and likes to watch other men get his wife off. Then fo. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Shoot away Ominous foreshadowing. F5. Nothing more spiteful than a man who loses his old lady because his cock don't work. Lol dude, Im not going down that path. Married ladies are not something I mess with. He might not see it that way. Odds are she's been doing this shit for a while... Unless the dude is a freak and likes to watch other men get his wife off. Then fo. Not sure I would do it even if she was single. Id have to be pretty hard up. I aint that hard up at the moment |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:45:26 PM EDT
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You're a heartless bastard. The poor woman just wants The D, can't get it at home, has "permission" to get it where she can find it so long as she's discreet and what do you do? Deny her The D. You are a cruel, cruel man.
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Shoot away Ominous foreshadowing. F5. Nothing more spiteful than a man who loses his old lady because his cock don't work. Lol dude, Im not going down that path. Married ladies are not something I mess with. You're a heartless bastard. The poor woman just wants The D, can't get it at home, has "permission" to get it where she can find it so long as she's discreet and what do you do? Deny her The D. You are a cruel, cruel man.
Dude I just cant. I guess Im flattered shes wanting it. But just no |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:45:51 PM EDT
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Not sure I would do it even if she was single.
Id have to be pretty hard up. I aint that hard up at the moment Tell her exactly this
GD saves another marriage! |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:45:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:45:56 PM EDT
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I'de cut off contact, but im not an asshole, so....
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:46:37 PM EDT
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(1) Get a blowjob from her.
(2) free meal
(3) rinse (4) wash (5) repeat |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:46:51 PM EDT
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Cuck.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:47:07 PM EDT
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Meh, she probably likes 1911 style pistols....
Surefire way to know she is crazy..... 
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:48:07 PM EDT
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rag on a stick. lol
I thought of that simpsons episode |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:48:24 PM EDT
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Take the Motley Crue approach.
"We love fat chicks! They'll do anything!!!" Slightly more serious note - good on you for not helping her break her wedding vows. Do you at least have any acquaintances you could introduce to her? |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:48:24 PM EDT
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I'de cut off contact, but im not an asshole, so.... I just don't want my applebees to have extra spit in it next time im there by telling her to fuck off. I haven't agreed to anything. In fact I tried to push past all the talk she was wanting to do. But she keeps bringing it back up. And sending pics
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:48:53 PM EDT
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Meh, she probably likes 1911 style pistols.... Surefire way to know she is crazy.....
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:48:54 PM EDT
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Years ago, when I was just a lad. I was at my grandparents house for dinner. We sat afterwards and Grandma was passing the pie around. When it came to me I passed. As I was already full. Not in the mood for desert. My grandfather looked at me, looked at the pie and said. "Son, a piece of pie that you pass up on is a piece that you will never have."
Not sure how that relates here. But for what it's worth. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:50:45 PM EDT
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I just don't want my applebees to have extra spit in it next time im there by telling her to fuck off. I haven't agreed to anything. In fact I tried to push past all the talk she was wanting to do. But she keeps bringing it back up. And sending pics Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I'de cut off contact, but im not an asshole, so.... I just don't want my applebees to have extra spit in it next time im there by telling her to fuck off. I haven't agreed to anything. In fact I tried to push past all the talk she was wanting to do. But she keeps bringing it back up. And sending pics If you eat at Applebee's a lot, I'm absolutely positive this wouldn't be the first fat chick you've rolled up. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:51:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'de cut off contact, but im not an asshole, so.... |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:51:07 PM EDT
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Boyfriends will kick your ass, husbands will kill your ass. Words to live by.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:51:42 PM EDT
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Tell her she's a disgusting whore, and offer to buy gasoline so she can light herself on fire properly then she will be fat and on fire. she'll never get laid like that. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:52:34 PM EDT
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Seriously?
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:53:35 PM EDT
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Boyfriends will kick your ass, husbands will kill your ass. Words to live by. Agreed |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:55:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Agreed Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Boyfriends will kick your ass, husbands will kill your ass. Words to live by. Agreed Nah, I would shake the hand of the cunt that was sleeping with my wife. Saved me a lifetime of hell. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:55:57 PM EDT
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Just how large are we talking? You don't have to post her pic, just find one her size on the net and post that. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:56:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Tell her she's a disgusting whore, and offer to buy gasoline so she can light herself on fire properly  |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:56:22 PM EDT
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Years ago, when I was just a lad. I was at my grandparents house for dinner. We sat afterwards and Grandma was passing the pie around. When it came to me I passed. As I was already full. Not in the mood for desert. My grandfather looked at me, looked at the pie and said. "Son, a piece of pie that you pass up on is a piece that you will never have." Not sure how that relates here. But for what it's worth. I do see what youre saying. But dude I cant. That breaks my moral compass |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:56:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Just how large are we talking? You don't have to post her pic, just find one her size on the net and post that. Or use the USMC scale, would a grunt fuck it? |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:56:37 PM EDT
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What size tits are we talking here?
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Posted: 9/1/2015 5:56:58 PM EDT
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At least get her to comp an appetizer or two before you reject her.
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