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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:12:12 AM EDT
[#1]
GOL DAYUM!!!!! 7659990/10!!
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:15:05 AM EDT
[#2]
You, sir, know how to rant!!!!! OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:16:17 AM EDT
[#3]
I also suffer from the stones of pain and fury.
I judge this rant an Infinity/10. Well done. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:16:33 AM EDT
[#4]
Bravo! Who is #2's boss? YOU are
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:17:13 AM EDT
[#5]
I gots the gout stones.
I feels your pain. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:17:14 AM EDT
[#6]
Rosemary?
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:19:02 AM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Rosemary? |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:19:27 AM EDT
[#8]
See a urologist. Get Rx for Norco, Flomax, and Zofran. When the Debil rears its ugly head fight it back with the chemical weapons.
Ask me how I know. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:19:30 AM EDT
[#9]
Pebble in your mattress?
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:20:37 AM EDT
[#10]
FWIW, I've had a kidney stone before. WORST. FUCKING. THING. EVER. Almost passed out driving myself to the hospital and had to pull over a couple of times to puke. I never though I could be in so much pain that it would cause me to vomit. Sad part is, it wasn't even that large. I pray I never have another one. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 6:22:25 AM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: See a urologist. Get Rx for Norco, Flomax, and Zofran. When the Debil rears its ugly head fight it back with the chemical weapons. Ask me how I know. The worst thing is.... you feel like you're dying and then when you find out you aren't. You get pissed because death would mean the pain ends. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 7:11:02 AM EDT
[#12]
I'm getting the feeling that OP might be just a little angry. Great rant.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 7:15:39 AM EDT
[#13]
Oh, man, that sucks. But, as with many great artists, the suffering you endure has unlocked your creative spirit and you have produced the Sistene Chapel of rants.
Kudos, Sir! In your honor, I shall drink a few Diet Cokes, take some Calcium pills and sit in my recliner, immobile, for 12 hours. 
TC |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 7:19:05 AM EDT
[#14]
I assumed this thread was about you starting to carry a Hi-Point as a primary weapon amd ditching your S&Ws.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 7:22:40 AM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I already have my good sir. Sadly this is not my first fight. The worst thing is.... you feel like you're dying and then when you find out you aren't. You get pissed because death would mean the pain ends. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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See a urologist. Get Rx for Norco, Flomax, and Zofran. When the Debil rears its ugly head fight it back with the chemical weapons. Ask me how I know. The worst thing is.... you feel like you're dying and then when you find out you aren't. You get pissed because death would mean the pain ends. My second bout was not cool. After the doc had given me some peashooter pain med he came back to find the monitor showing my BP over 200. He shot me with Dilaudid and that ended that. I was better until the nausea from the Dilaudid hit. Fuck kidney stones. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 7:23:40 AM EDT
[#16]
I was shooting out a stone a month for a short period of time until my dick doctor figured out what was making them.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 7:25:03 AM EDT
[#17]
I hope this becomes the latest copy pasta.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 7:26:58 AM EDT
[#18]
Do you fell better?
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Posted: 9/1/2015 7:30:31 AM EDT
[#19]
Last time I had kidney stones was in the service in LA. After lying in the hospital bed for several hours getting IV's, I walked out, walked the couple miles back to the barracks and went to sleep in my own bunk. Walking must have helped as I must have passed it right after I woke up. Keep myself over hydrated now and have never had another one in almost 30 years.
Still remember how painful it was, my sympathies OP. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 7:37:11 AM EDT
[#20]
Well done OP
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Posted: 9/1/2015 7:41:00 AM EDT
[#21]
Maybe God hates the .40S&W.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 7:43:42 AM EDT
[#22]
5/10 not enough fucks in the body of the rant You just can't add fucks at the end, it must be a fuck laden rant.
ETA and drink more water. 
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Posted: 9/1/2015 7:44:02 AM EDT
[#23]
Well done!!
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Posted: 9/1/2015 7:50:38 AM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do you fell better? |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 7:51:44 AM EDT
[#25]
I stopped reading after " I PRAY TO THE GREAT ALLAH". May your pain be eternally excruciating.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 7:55:02 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe God hates the .40S&W. Two things.... 1. God doesn't hate the .40 S&W. He actually blessed it by allowing the simple mindedness of humanity to hate it. 2. There is no God and Kidney Stones prove it. God wouldn't create such a horrid thing. Kidney Stones prove that the Devil destroyed God and rules both Heaven and Hell. The .40 S&W is God's last gift to humanity to fight the Devil and Kidney Stones. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 7:56:30 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I stopped reading after " I PRAY TO THE GREAT ALLAH". May your pain be eternally excruciating. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 8:01:15 AM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: May the Fleas of a Million Camels infest your crotch and may your arms be too small to scratch. Because that is a hell of a lot better than Kidney Stones. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I stopped reading after " I PRAY TO THE GREAT ALLAH". May your pain be eternally excruciating. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 8:06:58 AM EDT
[#29]
Op, I think it's just a series of blood clots. You will be ok but it will not be fun. Do you know what kind the stones are? Maybe you can work on preventing them?
I just had one, 7mm that took two ultrasound lithotripsys and two er visits to tame. Good luck! |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 8:08:44 AM EDT
[#30]
So when I had my heart attack, they cath'd my pee pee and missed. Took a couple Mulligan's until they got the drain installed. Poked a new hole in there for me, yep. That felt nice when I woke up from my induced coma. Added bonus, I can piss in the toilet and the tub simultaneously due to a fun second stream.
Penis related pain of any kind is not cool. Unless its an over-exuberant Beej from Elizabeth Hurley or something. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 8:11:30 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
Apparently Satan isn't finished with his fun. I have already been visited earlier this year by his creation of pure hell; Kidney Stones..... Nature's Scary & Pure Evil Little Gift Of Hate. I have another one of his unborn hell spawn trying to destroy one of the few and only thing I care about.... a GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP! I awoke with the wonderful feeling of burning hatred pain... the same type of pain that #blacklivesmatter for me and the sudden urge to go as if God was going to unleash the next great 40 day flood from my privates. Go I did and what happened wasn't the massive torrent of relief but instead the feeling of fire and brimstone along with a blood so red, it was black.... as black as the darkest pits of hell where the Devil comes up with such horrid thoughts. So right now I am in Hospital once more and loving the Dilaudid. And this post cannot be complete without a rant of course. YOU FUCKING COCK SUCKING SHIT EATING PIECE OF FAILURE. I PRAY TO THE GREAT ALLAH THAT HE WILL DELCARE A HOLY JIHAD AGAINST YOU AND CAST YOU INTO THE NEITHER REGIONS OF HELL WHERE YOU WILL FOREVER LICK THE TAINT OF NANCY PELOSI WHILE HAVING HITLER DIDDLE YOUR ASS WITH HIS COCK. I FUCKING HOPE THE WITCH DOCTORS OF THE DARK CONTINENT WILL RIP OUT YOUR EYES, BOIL THEM, AND INJECT THEM INTO YOUR TESTICLES, AFTER WHICH THEY DISMEMBER YOU ALIVE AND SELL YOU TO THE CHINESE AS FOLKLORE MEDICINE FOR GENITAL WARTS. KIDNEY STONE; YOUR EXISTENCE IS THAT OF PURE FUCKING SHIT COVERED HELL. I FUCKING HATE YOU. I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU. I WILL MAKE IT MY LIFE'S MISSION TO ERADICATE YOU FROM THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH... NO... THE UNIVERSE ITSELF. THE PURSUIT OF WEALTH, WOMEN, POWER, ETERNAL LIFE, AND EVEN THE CURE FOR AID COVERED SHIT STAINED CANCER WILL BE NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I WILL DO YOU DESTROY YOU. FUCKING FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKTARTED FUCKED FUCKING FUCK! Citric acid dissolves/prevents stones. Start squeezing lemon juice into your water. It may not help this particular spawn of Satan but will help from further siblings growing in you. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 8:11:59 AM EDT
[#32]
Just wait until you get too many stones and they block your urinary tract and set up sepsis , 106 degree fever really sucks followed by emergency surgery .
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Posted: 9/1/2015 8:26:11 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Two things.... 1. God doesn't hate the .40 S&W. He actually blessed it by allowing the simple mindedness of humanity to hate it. 2. There is no God and Kidney Stones prove it. God wouldn't create such a horrid thing. Kidney Stones prove that the Devil destroyed God and rules both Heaven and Hell. The .40 S&W is God's last gift to humanity to fight the Devil and Kidney Stones. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Maybe God hates the .40S&W. Two things.... 1. God doesn't hate the .40 S&W. He actually blessed it by allowing the simple mindedness of humanity to hate it. 2. There is no God and Kidney Stones prove it. God wouldn't create such a horrid thing. Kidney Stones prove that the Devil destroyed God and rules both Heaven and Hell. The .40 S&W is God's last gift to humanity to fight the Devil and Kidney Stones. so the clear solution is to shoot the kidney stones out with something chambered in .40 S&W. But seriously OP, feel better |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 8:32:27 AM EDT
[#34]
Pussy.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 8:50:16 AM EDT
[#35]
TL/DR
but 6.66/10 for effort. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 8:55:37 AM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Two things.... 1. God doesn't hate the .40 S&W. He actually blessed it by allowing the simple mindedness of humanity to hate it. 2. There is no God and Kidney Stones prove it. God wouldn't create such a horrid thing. Kidney Stones prove that the Devil destroyed God and rules both Heaven and Hell. The .40 S&W is God's last gift to humanity to fight the Devil and Kidney Stones. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Maybe God hates the .40S&W. Two things.... 1. God doesn't hate the .40 S&W. He actually blessed it by allowing the simple mindedness of humanity to hate it. 2. There is no God and Kidney Stones prove it. God wouldn't create such a horrid thing. Kidney Stones prove that the Devil destroyed God and rules both Heaven and Hell. The .40 S&W is God's last gift to humanity to fight the Devil and Kidney Stones. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 8:59:51 AM EDT
[#37]
That's an ouchie for sure.
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Posted: 9/1/2015 9:06:28 AM EDT
[#38]
Mrs. JBT need a new necklace?
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Posted: 9/1/2015 9:17:20 AM EDT
[#39]
Would that OTC Drug AZZO Standard that wemon take for Bladder Infections help with the pain?
It was my understanding that is provided some level on numbing effect in the bladder area. I could be wrong, but my MIL and Wife always took that stuff when they had UTI's. * My dad just had surgery at Duke to remove one the size of his thumb. Good Luck. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 9:26:41 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote History  |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 9:28:55 AM EDT
[#41]
Sorry for your pain.
But, I fucking hate it when people say "in hospital". How hard is it to add "the" to the phrase? HOW HARD IS IT? |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 9:32:03 AM EDT
[#42]
My ex gets them all the time. She thinks her love for cheese did it. I eat less and drinks lotsa water in hopes of preventing this....
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Posted: 9/1/2015 12:05:43 PM EDT
[#43]
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FUCKING FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKTARTED FUCKED FUCKING FUCK! That's putting it mildly. 
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Posted: 9/1/2015 12:10:09 PM EDT
[#44]
Dibs on 3rd Gen collection???
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Posted: 9/1/2015 12:28:11 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Dibs on 3rd Gen collection???  Ummmmm.... No. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 12:29:37 PM EDT
[#46]
 FBHO
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Posted: 9/1/2015 1:17:39 PM EDT
[#47]
I've got a little one percolating around in my left kidney. Sharp, stabbing pains this morning when I started moving around.
Maybe the little fucker will just pass without too much trouble. It's probably quite small. Maybe I'll get lucky. Maybe. Fuck. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 1:24:38 PM EDT
[#48]
10/10 plenty of fucks...
Lots of cowbell! Fantastic work sir!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 1:39:28 PM EDT
[#49]
That's quite a lucid rant under the effects of dilaudid. Or as my late wife called it de-la-la.
Hope you feel better. |
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Posted: 9/1/2015 1:52:33 PM EDT
[#50]
9.8/10
Needs a reference to Pakistani tech support for perfection. |
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