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Posted: 8/31/2015 2:31:46 PM EDT
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/lonely-life-of-roberto-esquivel-cabrera-the-man-with-the-worlds-longest-penis/story-fneuzlbd-1227506743937
ROBERTO Esquivel Cabrera has just set a world record for having the longest penis. The 52-year-old Mexican measured in at a whopping 18.9 inches (48.2cm), with a tip circumference of 10 inches (25cm), at certification by World Record Academy officials yesterday. Mr Cabrera had been hoping for recognition by Guinness World Records but had to settle for the less famous certifier after Guinness confirmed it had no category for penis size. View Quote He told how his massive member had ruined his life, preventing him from having a relationship and even getting a job.
“Look where it is, it goes far below the knees,” Mr Cabrera said. “I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.” Women were too frightened to have sex with him, so he had never had a long-term girlfriend, let alone a wife. View Quote |
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theres a joke in there somewhere, but I fear would be hitting below the knees.......
poor guy must all but pass out when all the blood leaves his body.... |
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2/3 of his blood supply must go to his penis when aroused. Wonder if he gets dizzy.
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Tomorrow's headlines..
"Officials say that after being laughed out of the disability office, 3 legged man now joins the circus." |
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I'll bet he's really good at giving himself head. He doesn't even need to bend over.
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Poor guy. Penises that large never get really hard, the best they can do is kind of a firm loufa kind of turgidity.
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i'd never leave the house, although i would get breast implants, then i'd never leave the house.
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Mother fucker would bitch if you gave him a $100 bill and it had wrinkles.
Crybaby. |
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Probably could have found work in Tijuana and at least put that donkey out of a job. |
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I'll bet he's really good at giving himself head. He doesn't even need to bend over. Ever seen a dog with a look of shame on his face as he looks up at you after going to town on himself? Yeah, me either. You'd do it. |
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I was thinking something funny until I saw that he's demanding government support. He could make a ton in the poem industry.
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He's already a lowlife. Illegal alien deported from US. Lives in a room at his brother's house. His income is from state assistance and scavenging dumps and selling junk. He's trying to get on disability because of his big penis. |
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Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes As opposed to freeloading off of family for shelter, and depending on .gov assistance & rummaging through Mexican landfills for necessities to survive? |
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Must have sucked as a teen. Teacher bends over and you break the top of your desk off.
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Destroying life...
Hell I'd be destroying guts & wombs in porn! Disabled my ass! |
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I don't buy the "can't find a woman" thing. I've seen documentaries with 2 liter bottles and safety cones. |
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Maybe he didn't want to be a lowlife. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes He survives on social assistance and scavenges for food and materials on waste dumps. Yeah, that's it. |
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