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Posted: 8/31/2015 12:41:52 AM EDT
Was standing out in my back yard naked and a ghetto bird shined the spotlight on me for a little bit.
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Neighbor watching you masturbate?
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:43:08 AM EDT
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Weird I just heard the ghetto bird outside too.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:43:55 AM EDT
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arfcom missed connections?
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:44:24 AM EDT
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They were watching you through the Thermal and Laughing.        Somebody here can probably get the video.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:44:33 AM EDT
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Yep, arrested and banned via the new rules.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:44:42 AM EDT
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No but CDC is en route to deal with a small cox outbreak.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:45:19 AM EDT
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Go party with OP I hear he likes black socks.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:45:20 AM EDT
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He is naked in your backyard. I would lock the doors.



 
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Neighbor watching you masturbate?
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Neighbor watching you masturbate?
The walls are pretty tall.but all houses around me but 1 are owned by gay guys.

 
So,maybe
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:45:56 AM EDT
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Locked then cocked!!  It's a Cowboy thing..............
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:46:01 AM EDT
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He is naked in your backyard. I would lock the doors.

 
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He is naked in your backyard. I would lock the doors.

 
Shh,don't ruin it

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:46:01 AM EDT
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Well, was a peek, or a full on stare ?  Do you feel violated ?


Do they feel violated ?


Whole lotta eye rape going on here.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:46:01 AM EDT
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Dibs on guns.

Also m4m thread.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:46:07 AM EDT
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Oh Damn!  
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And one of them is already naked.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:47:26 AM EDT
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I gave them the helicopter move and ran inside

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 12:48:00 AM EDT
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And one of them is already naked.
Always naked when I'm at home in the summer

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 1:07:53 AM EDT
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And one of them is already naked.
Always naked when I'm at home in the summer  

Im only visiting you in the winter then
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 1:18:45 AM EDT
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Dibs on ammo
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:37:34 AM EDT
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WTF were you doing standing OUTSIDE naked???
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:39:20 AM EDT
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Don't make it weird.



 
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Best way to pee, all free and stuff.



 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:41:13 AM EDT
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Say what?

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:43:01 AM EDT
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Awesome.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:45:03 AM EDT
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I admit, I lol'd
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:46:03 AM EDT
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He'll probably just get put on a list.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:47:21 AM EDT
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Depends, where you standing in front of the playground again OP?
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And one of them is already naked.
Always naked when I'm at home in the summer  




 
So do you post on ARF in the nude too?
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:54:09 AM EDT
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Yes.  The good news is you don't need to strip for the cavity search.  Just sit in the Crisco.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:57:03 AM EDT
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Was there a school within a hundred miles?
You may get on a list.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 9:20:55 AM EDT
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Indecent exposure laws do not have hours of darkness exemptions.





Could you have been arrested for such?  Short answer yes, if your neighbors could shine a light on you.  But that's a weak "could"





Will cops arrest you if you were naked in your back yard and your neighbors saw you?  Unlikely unless they added you were flogging the dolphin.  There's a difference naked in your backyard at 11pm or banging the old lady in your pool at 4pm in plain view of your neighbors 5 year old kid 2nd story window.





The chopper spotted you naked?  I'm  sure he's seen a lot worse, so no, you won't get arrested.

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:15:19 AM EDT
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And one of them is already naked.
Always naked when I'm at home in the summer  


  So do you post on ARF in the nude too?

Yup.all summer long

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:18:07 AM EDT
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Indecent exposure laws do not have hours of darkness exemptions.





Could you have been arrested for such?  Short answer yes, if your neighbors could shine a light on you.  But that's a weak "could"





Will cops arrest you if you were naked in your back yard and your neighbors saw you?  Unlikely unless they added you were flogging the dolphin.  There's a difference naked in your backyard at 11pm or banging the old lady in your pool at 4pm in plain view of your neighbors 5 year old kid 2nd story window.





The chopper spotted you naked?  I'm  sure he's seen a lot worse, so no, you won't get arrested.  
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I have 8' block wall around my place with no two story houses around,so if you wanted a peek of my beautiful *cough* body ,you'd have to stand on a ladder.But ya,you're right no cops showed up last night


 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:20:02 AM EDT
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It was nice outside.

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:21:19 AM EDT
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He'll probably just get put on a list.
Already on a few,Santa's to name one.

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:21:51 AM EDT
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All ready have that covered.

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:22:54 AM EDT
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What if he is shooting blanks?
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:24:18 AM EDT
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Please do not link to YouTube.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:24:40 AM EDT
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You and fiver must have been partying together last night.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:38:08 AM EDT
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Pics inbound

 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 11:30:35 AM EDT
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They did later report it was a very ballsy move.
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Sweet

 
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