Not just AWOL, vanished and never left the building...

I work in an office environment; it's a glorified cube farm about 200ft long and 50ft wide.  Production/assembly is done on site, production is slightly bigger than the office side.  It's a relatively open, clean, and very bright environment, shitload of closets, a few larger rooms, a few storage rooms, and a small finished goods/stock room.  There's also a lab area that's composed of multiple rooms and teaching areas, but as a whole it's still pretty open feeling.  Imagine a walmart with rooms/closets against two sides. The building is a suite, as in it's a huge building with other businesses within it.  There's four exits including the shipping dock, and only one fire door that will lead to a massive hallway that straddle a bunch of the different businesses.  Every single door down that hallway is locked, no one uses it or ever goes in it.  If you go out that door, you're locked out (I do all the time because there's a glorious hidden shitter down that hallway).  Also, we employ about 110 people.

I left work around 3pm.  About 5:30 my boss texts me and says "you know that kid who sits in front of xxxxx?  he's missing".  This confused the shit out of me, he's a college intern, but still an adult.  How is an adult "missing" when he's been out of work for an hour?  If he just said fuck this and went AWOL, my boss wouldn't be texting me.  The kid sits 20ft in front of me, I walk by him every time I go to/from my desk.  He's a super quiet asian kid, literally never heard him talk or interact with anyone, been there a couple months.  His boss comes over to talk to him once or twice a day, but that's it.  He only sits in our area because it was one of the only open areas left.  He's a software tester so we have zero reason to interact.  

My boss texted me back and said "He was here today, clocked in, and can only be accounted for up until 11am.  He was paged at 3pm, his cell phone and keys are on his desk, cops just went through the security cameras and he never left the building.  There's 3 cops and a detective there now.  He fucking vanished.  His car is still here, they checked his trunk, the shitters, closets, oven, etc. nothing".  The dickhead in me without skipping a beat texted back "Ho Lee Fuk, Sum Ting Wong", the instant I sent it my boss texts me "maybe xxxxx had chinese for lunch".  

Seriously, WTF.  All I know is if they don't find him by monday, people are going to anticipate finding a dead body somewhere in work and production is going to have all kinds of crazy conspiracies cooked up.  

This is now a safe thread until further notice.  Leading theory is dragons.

Crazy shit!

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Ceiling Asian is watching you masturbate.

This has the potential to be epic...

Day 1

Hope he's found safe



This is weird

Communist cell was activated, disguise donned, he walked out the front.

Did you guys check the ceiling above the womens room?

DAMN IT!!!!


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Tag for the updates.

Safe thread.

Weird.

Check the ceiling tiles over the womens bathroom

Don't worry the smell will lead you to his corpse.

Last one like this that I remember they found the lady in the walls.

Dragons?

Eta: likely

Auto erotic asphixiation?

I laughed way harder than I should have at that text hahahaahhaa.

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What sort of production? Any machines that can eat people?

This mght make the news, will be looking..

Body is in the water cooling tanks, Legionnaire's Disease up next.

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Where's Waldo?

So in.

He's Asian?

Are you sure he didnt transform into a copier, or honda or something?

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Eventually the smell will lead you to him.

Gone? Just.. gone? You may have to consider the possibly that he's a time traveler.

Anyone check the elevators?

This has epic potential. Any heavy machinery he could fall into?

Is the building staffed over the weekend?  Is anything or anyone in it worth being a terrorist target?  Inquiring minds want to know.

Well....

There's a group of vietnamese in production, about 10-12.  Great workers and friendly as hell, nothing like the nerdy software asians who are unsociable.  The other day one of them came over to the kids desk to talk to him.  They spoke extremely quiet, the tone/demeaner gave off a father/son vibe.  It really caught me off guard, I don't think they're related and I've never seen them talk before.  The vietnamese NEVER venture into the office area, ever.  If the two are related, I'm sure it'd be well known.  It just struck me as really weird.  This freaking kid has probably said a grand total of 50 words to his boss in two months.

I was thinking dock doors.   Most production facilities I do work in have every man door covered with cams but the docking bays/doors are not--which never made sense to me.

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How big is the HVAC vents at your work and just how tiny was the Asian Intern?

Magnets

Black hole?

... need to be posted in the "Creepy" thread!



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Are you going into work now?  I mean, we need pics and everything.  I can't want until Monday.

I think we have a consensus on where to check!

Friends texted him they were going to Vegas. He said "fuck it, I'm foing" and he just fent.

A nice man in the parking lot had puppies in his van. He went to look on his break.

He had a diabetic episode while walking around the block on his break. EMS picked him up, but didn't know to notify you.

He was hit by a car crossing the street to get a snack. Whoever hit him didn't need the attention and just picked him up and took him away.

Chronic masturbater. Went into his usual hiding spot to do it, but this time he tried auto erotic asphyxiation.

It's a suicide. He didn't need his car, he just went off to do himself in.

Thermians needed his help to fight Gen. Sarris, so they took him on board their ship along with several other gifted IT types.

Due to instability of the quantum field, there is a more than 0 percent chance he went "somewhere else."  Or maybe "sometime else."

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My guess is he hung himself in a closet somewhere or is banging the bosses wife.

Maybe he is banging the bosses wife in the ceiling tiles above the women's bathroom?

ROR

Someone flushed him down the toilet,those guys are pretty skinny.

 

We had this 18 or 19 year old Somali kid who had been at my company for a few months. One day he didn't show up, and a few days later his mom (who he lived with) called asking if he had shown up to work. Apparently he just vanished. A few of us joked maybe he ran off to join ISIS.
 

Turing test as per Ex Machina

He found the glorious hidden shitter and has claimed it.