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Posted: 8/13/2015 10:21:20 AM EDT

I saw this and wish I could un-see it. I thought "Who can I scar with this" So I decided to post it here.

I have to get back to work, so discuss and vomit at your own discretion. Why America why?

In before the ban

Not safe for work or human viewing

http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself

Posted: 8/13/2015 10:22:38 AM EDT

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Click or not click... Hmmmm...

Posted: 8/13/2015 10:24:39 AM EDT

[#2]

not clicking that link.

Posted: 8/13/2015 10:27:02 AM EDT

[#3]

System Message will not be amused.

Posted: 8/13/2015 10:27:09 AM EDT

[#4]

Hey, something disgusting and horrifying. Let's post it on arfcom.

Posted: 8/13/2015 10:27:17 AM EDT

[#5]

I clicked. I did not read, but its just pictures of "avatar" dildos and what looks like gelatin eggs.

Posted: 8/13/2015 10:28:45 AM EDT

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Avatar dildos are tails... This is more Alien spider egg layer thing...

Posted: 8/13/2015 10:30:36 AM EDT

[#7]

America F yeah. About time we start showing the Japanese why we won WW2.

Posted: 8/13/2015 10:31:37 AM EDT

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if you watch this video.... WTF is up with the next video that pops up at the end of it????

it shows a scene, from some weird james bond type spin off.... where some girl is tied up, and orgasmed to death by a snake ... what the fuck is that from?

Posted: 8/13/2015 10:31:51 AM EDT

[#9]

Good lord

Posted: 8/13/2015 10:36:41 AM EDT

[#10]

The owner of Primal Hardwere is a man who insisted I refer to him only as LoneWolf. A Native American of indeterminate age, he apparently worked as a builder, fast food dude, fashion model, church organist, butcher, and pursued veterinary medicine at the University of New Hampshire before deciding: I want to make enormous egg-laying alien dicks.

ETA: I used to think the danger of the fukushima radiation was overblown but if America is producing and selling this clearly we've been nuked like Japan.

Posted: 8/13/2015 10:42:19 AM EDT

[#11]

Yet another persons browsing history some NSA flunky wishes he never stumbled upon..

Posted: 8/13/2015 10:47:30 AM EDT

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Well of course

Posted: 8/13/2015 10:56:29 AM EDT

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The eggs are gelatin and they disolve, that's a really cool idea.

Posted: 8/13/2015 11:00:14 AM EDT

[#14]

again...... what the hell movie is this from????

its not safe for work... but its on youtube...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m-7ESDEKQY

Posted: 8/13/2015 11:00:59 AM EDT

[#15]

The outcome of the implantation:

Posted: 8/13/2015 11:01:13 AM EDT

[#16]

Still less weird than buttfucking.

Posted: 8/13/2015 11:02:48 AM EDT

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what the hell movie is my link from????

Posted: 8/13/2015 11:07:23 AM EDT

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Now with New and Improved Splorch

Posted: 8/13/2015 11:07:36 AM EDT

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Still less weird than buttfucking.

what the hell movie is my link from????

Nevermind confused the space balls pics with your post.

Posted: 8/13/2015 11:10:32 AM EDT

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Didn't watch it, but it looks like that guy monk, so my guess is space galaxy?

ETA: Forgot to quote Buck.

Posted: 8/13/2015 11:14:27 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/13/2015 11:15:36 AM EDT

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Should have ordered the soup.

Posted: 8/13/2015 11:19:25 AM EDT

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Didn't watch it, but it looks like that guy monk, so my guess is space galaxy?

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its definately galaxy quest......... its the weird assed movie clip that follows it ...

Posted: 8/13/2015 11:22:19 AM EDT

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Happens all the time. How many Hillary pix are posted here?

Posted: 8/13/2015 11:27:10 AM EDT

[#25]

IBTL

Posted: 8/13/2015 11:42:02 AM EDT

[#26]

Keeping ER nurses entertained and employed for years to come!

Posted: 8/13/2015 11:42:42 AM EDT

[#27]

Poop back and forth... forever?

Posted: 8/13/2015 11:43:45 AM EDT

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The owner of Primal Hardwere is a man who insisted I refer to him only as LoneWolf. A Native American of indeterminate age, he apparently worked as a builder, fast food dude, fashion model, church organist, butcher, and pursued veterinary medicine at the University of New Hampshire before deciding: I want to make enormous egg-laying alien dicks.

ETA: I used to think the danger of the fukushima radiation was overblown but if America is producing and selling this clearly we've been nuked like Japan.

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His rez must hav ebeen downwind of the test ranges ...

Posted: 8/13/2015 11:52:16 AM EDT

[#29]

Just the female version of this.

Posted: 8/13/2015 12:11:42 PM EDT

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este aqui

Posted: 8/13/2015 12:13:03 PM EDT

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again...... what the hell movie is this from????

its not safe for work... but its on youtube...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m-7ESDEKQY

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Rod Steele 0014: You Only Live Until You Die

Posted: 8/13/2015 12:13:59 PM EDT

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if you watch this video.... WTF is up with the next video that pops up at the end of it????

it shows a scene, from some weird james bond type spin off.... where some girl is tied up, and orgasmed to death by a snake ... what the fuck is that from?

https://youtu.be/OXAQpKmc4zc

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Galaxy Quest. It's an awesome flick.

Posted: 8/13/2015 12:55:10 PM EDT

[#33]

For a minute there, I thought I was on 4chan...

Posted: 8/13/2015 1:04:02 PM EDT

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again...... what the hell movie is this from????

its not safe for work... but its on youtube...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m-7ESDEKQY

Rod Steele 0014: You Only Live Until You Die

thank you miss snow ! ! ! ! ! ! ! your a life saver ! !

i looked everywhere trying to find out what this was, by using what little info was in the clip....

im gonna watch this today... lol.. well, maybe tonight with the gf... looks pornish.. but stupid and funny too..

Posted: 8/13/2015 1:06:51 PM EDT

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Ummmmm...

Posted: 8/13/2015 3:43:45 PM EDT

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No, really, uh, I was in the shower, and, uh, I slipped, and, uh, I must have accidentally sat on the ovipositor...

Posted: 8/13/2015 3:55:57 PM EDT

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Gonna make MILLIONS!!

Posted: 8/13/2015 4:03:58 PM EDT

[#38]

The inventor said he's used it quite a bit himself.

He's a poofter.

Posted: 8/13/2015 4:09:42 PM EDT

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Huh, this thread is still around...

Usually dildo threads don't hang around this long, must be due to the egg lying technicality.

In before somebody finds a way to keep live semen in the eggs, and somehow knock up a lady using it.

Posted: 8/13/2015 4:13:19 PM EDT

[#40]

Where there's a need.....it'll probably get filled.

Alien Eggs.

Aloha, Mark

Posted: 8/13/2015 6:29:41 PM EDT

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Sure it will.

Posted: 8/13/2015 6:48:03 PM EDT

[#42]

That's actually kinda cool.

Posted: 8/13/2015 6:52:56 PM EDT

[#43]

I clicked on the link, I'm adventurous. But definitely not adventerous to actually try any of those things.

For those who aren't brave enough to click on the link:

VICE: Hey, Lone Wolf. Most readers probably aren't familiar with how Ovipositors function. How do you explain them to people?

Lone Wolf: The idea is to replicate the act of being impregnated with eggs. Usually from an alien or insect. If you've seen the Aliens movies, you'll get the picture. Many people find this sort of thing very arousing. The toys are simply phallic-shaped hollow tubes that can be used to insert gelatin eggs into oneself. There is a funnel-shaped hole in the bottom to receive the eggs, which are inserted one by one, forcing them up the tube and out the top.

Posted: 8/13/2015 7:05:57 PM EDT

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The eggs are gelatin and they disolve, that's a really cool idea.

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Now we know what too get you for Christmas

Posted: 8/13/2015 8:04:55 PM EDT

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I saw this and wish I could un-see it. I thought "Who can I scar with this" So I decided to post it here.

I have to get back to work, so discuss and vomit at your own discretion. Why America why?

In before the ban

Not safe for work or human viewing

http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself

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is this a case of daddy didn't love me enough, or too much? how broken do you have to be that the only thing that gets you off is a giant rubber dong shoved up your ass or pussy pinching off superballs like something off discovery health and you tell yourself it's ET laying his eggs?