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Posted: 7/4/2015 6:20:52 PM EDT




I really hope you can zoom in to read this.

Link Posted: 7/4/2015 6:22:36 PM EDT
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Obviously, we're fucked.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 6:26:05 PM EDT
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TLDR
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 6:26:05 PM EDT
[#3]
It's all true.
All the bad translations, every bit of misinformed dogma.
I thought it was all wild speculation until I started writing checks to the Church of Our Doomed Lady of the Perpetual Apocalypse.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 6:27:47 PM EDT
[#4]
What about SSN numbers?
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 6:28:25 PM EDT
[#5]
Will my butt hole be alright?
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 6:34:49 PM EDT
[#6]
Time to put on the foil
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 6:38:52 PM EDT
[#7]
Fo time
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 6:42:27 PM EDT
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Puttin on the foil coach!
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 6:43:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/4/2015 6:45:58 PM EDT
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You all laugh now...
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 6:48:04 PM EDT
[#11]
Tommy101 did warn us about them.

Happy savage here.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 6:58:24 PM EDT
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i have a mark of the beast resistant wallet.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 7:26:50 PM EDT
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That's what abovetopsecret and infowars were before the internet.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 7:29:13 PM EDT
[#14]
FBHO
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 7:30:42 PM EDT
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Sadly NO, that will be the first thing the beast will go for

Hope you like rim jobs from a forked tongued beast
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 7:39:03 PM EDT
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You should have thought of that when you registered here as a 13er.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 7:41:55 PM EDT
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...says the guy with the chip in his hand.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 9:01:36 PM EDT
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I can't read the post but the 666 is the number of the Antichrist and there is coming a one world government.
Where everybody will have to have an chip implant to conduct business.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 9:03:30 PM EDT
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As one of the few remaining 13'rs who does not need to be taken out back and put down...you KNOW the answer!



Link Posted: 7/4/2015 9:06:08 PM EDT
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Find whomever put it there. Print out a copy of the time cube, and give it to them.

That should shut them up for a while.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 9:09:27 PM EDT
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No, it's not going to get any better if that's what you mean.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 9:12:06 PM EDT
[#22]
IS OF HAPPENINGS !!!!!
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 9:14:08 PM EDT
[#23]
There's some crazy ass people out there.

Now they know where you live. Pepper your angus.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 9:16:40 PM EDT
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Sorry, it will be violated.......often.












It's the new agenda item for the gays.



How do we know you are not gay until

you are forced to try it?  




Pucker up big boy!












 
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 9:17:56 PM EDT
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I got one about "Unlocking Biblical Prophecy" a few weeks ago. I thought it was hilarious, so I put it on my fridge.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 9:19:24 PM EDT
[#26]
Alex Jones handing out pamphlets again?
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 9:20:12 PM EDT
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No - pepper your Angus.

MHO, YMMV, etc.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 9:23:10 PM EDT
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No crazier than any of the SHTFantacy threads that populate this site.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 9:30:00 PM EDT
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Peppering will make it easier.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 9:34:42 PM EDT
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It's not happening.  


Link Posted: 7/4/2015 11:04:36 PM EDT
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Yeah it sounds pretty crazy that a charismatic leader with good oracle skills would quickly rise to be a world leader and be worshipped and adored by a supportive media despite the fact he is an empty suit with intentions to fundamentally transform the world.
That would never happen.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 11:08:56 PM EDT
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It doesn't matter.

Everyone knows that a 2.5 mile wide comet is gonna hit Earth in the middle of September.

The Internet told me so, so it must be true.




ETA: for clarity.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 11:10:07 PM EDT
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Sorry,  we cannot  guarantee the safety of your spinchter..
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 11:10:09 PM EDT
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If you don't clench...



 
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 11:12:53 PM EDT
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Well, shit. J.R."Bob"Dobbs got it wrong by 17 years.  
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 11:14:11 PM EDT
[#36]
So I should join the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence...
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 11:28:22 PM EDT
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I'm gonna clench. . I just know it.
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 11:42:36 PM EDT
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Don't worry, "Jesus will be coming in the clouds for the salvation of mankind".
Link Posted: 7/4/2015 11:58:19 PM EDT
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What you did.

I see it.
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