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Posted: 6/30/2015 11:26:53 PM EDT
My wife informed me we are invited to a "genders party" Thurs. night. One of our closest friends' son married an "Occupy Wall Street" type female. Now she's knocked up. They are having a "genders party." OMFG.
Oh, I laughed and said NFW. She texted our friend and she replied "LOL--I knew Mike is upset you aren't coming." I guess they had a good laugh. |
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What the fuck is a genders party? I've heard of gender parties. They're for one upper women that can't leave the Pinterest alone.
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Pretty sure it's just where they tell people the sex of the expected baby. For some reason people are making it a deal.
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OP, you should go and come out as identifying as an attack helicopter.
Mock the fucking tards. |
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Presuming the biological gender is the gender is hate speech.
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Well since gender is supposedly cultural and the new thing to choose isn't them having a reveal party being part of the heterocage? Liberal heads should explode. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Ah a gender reveal party? Well since gender is supposedly cultural and the new thing to choose isn't them having a reveal party being part of the heterocage? Liberal heads should explode. What I'm thinking. "How dare parents assign a gender to an unborn child!!!" The only thing they can do is assume the sex, right? What a world we live in... |
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Go, and give them a box of 9mm if it's a girl or a box of 45 if it's a boy.
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My wife informed me we are invited to a "genders party" Thurs. night. One of our closest friends' son married an "Occupy Wall Street" type female. Now she's knocked up. They are having a "genders party." OMFG. Oh, I laughed and said NFW. She texted our friend and she replied "LOL--I knew Mike is upset you aren't coming." I guess they had a good laugh. View Quote Should have gone ahead and shown up, but dressed as furries, then pretend you got mixed up on which party was which night. Get overly defensive, if anybody looks at you the least bit odd. |
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Should have gone ahead and shown up, but dressed as furries, then pretend you got mixed up on which party was which night. Get overly defensive, if anybody looks at you the least bit odd. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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My wife informed me we are invited to a "genders party" Thurs. night. One of our closest friends' son married an "Occupy Wall Street" type female. Now she's knocked up. They are having a "genders party." OMFG. Oh, I laughed and said NFW. She texted our friend and she replied "LOL--I knew Mike is upset you aren't coming." I guess they had a good laugh. Should have gone ahead and shown up, but dressed as furries, then pretend you got mixed up on which party was which night. Get overly defensive, if anybody looks at you the least bit odd. That's not a bad idea. Can I borrow your costume? |
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Not sure what it is, but doesn't sound like a party I'd want to be at.
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Make sure they serve the afterbirth medium rare. Otherwise it gets way too chewy.
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Quoted: That doesn't sound so bad. I'd go if the booze was free. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Ah a gender reveal party? That doesn't sound so bad. I'd go if the booze was free. Sounds like too much privilege! How dare them decide what gender the clump of cells is! It is outrageous.... pfft I can't type anymore without laughing! |
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Quoted: Is this another way to get people to buy baby presents? View Quote Yes. FSAers reproducing. Have a nephew on my wife's side try this crap. They just found out they were preggers (neutral gifts). And they were planning another when they found the gender (specific gifts), and a baby shower (maternity gifts) when it was due. I blame Pinterest. |
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Well since gender is supposedly cultural and the new thing to choose isn't them having a reveal party being part of the heterocage? Liberal heads should explode. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Ah a gender reveal party? Well since gender is supposedly cultural and the new thing to choose isn't them having a reveal party being part of the heterocage? Liberal heads should explode. But then you're inviting people to a "sex party", which opens up a whole nother can of worms... |
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Hey, just be glad your wife didn't want to go to a cuddle party.
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Why don't they just call it a baby shower?
Seriously, wtf is wrong with baby shower? Is "shower" a trigger word for the stinky occutard types? |
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It is a dumb new self entitlement fad in my opinion. Its another look at me and how important I am thing. Just let people know when they ask what the kids going to be. Women are way to doted over when they are pregnant. While we are at lets just say get rid of the couples baby showers.
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Eat the stupid blue/red cake, pretend you're excited, go the fuck home...
She'll give you a special treat that night. |
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The impression I got was this is an extra "event"--with shower(s) to follow. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Why don't they just call it a baby shower? Seriously, wtf is wrong with baby shower? Is "shower" a trigger word for the stinky occutard types? The impression I got was this is an extra "event"--with shower(s) to follow. It is an extra event. One of my friends is having one tomorrow night with all of his family and his wife's family. They gave the results without looking to the woman that watches their first kid while they are at work so she could bake a cake in the corresponding color to the sex of the baby and frost it with white frosting. Everyone including the parents will find out what sex the kid is when they cut the cake. Oh the suspense. |
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Why don't they just call it a baby shower? Seriously, wtf is wrong with baby shower? Is "shower" a trigger word for the stinky occutard types? View Quote Because it's not a baby shower, this is something that precedes the baby shower where the perspective parents reveal the gender of the baby. Seems like a waste of a day to me. Just fucking tell me, we don't need a fucking party for it. |
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It is a dumb new self entitlement fad in my opinion. Its another look at me and how important I am thing. Just let people know when they ask what the kids going to be. Women are way to doted over when they are pregnant. While we are at lets just say get rid of the couples baby showers. View Quote /this A dear friend of ours had a baby and I was invited to the shower. I asked to take pictures right? No there would be other guys there ... I was like The guys were completely uncomfortable until we snuck away and found a game on. |
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